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I Heard the News Today

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 34 People

    And Laughed At Some of the Lines....

    On the one Regional News programme within five minutes the following two lines were said: After it being reported that a bomb was found in Fermanagh, 'Car bombs are indiscriminate' states a  Policespokesman In the news report "The Police have reported a 20...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Oct 6, 2008

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    Caffeine

    By Margarita Snegireva. U.S. researchers found out that those pregnant women who avoid caffeine consumption twice reduce the risk of miscarriage that those who do not. They said the study provides strong evidence that high doses of caffeine during pregnancy - 200...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 22, 2008

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    Lewis Hamilton Looses License

    He looses his license!! I've just noticed this on the News my Dad is watching, so had a search and came across this: Formula One sensation Lewis Hamilton had his driving licence suspended for a month after being caught speeding on a French motorway, police said...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2007

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    The News Is, There's No News

    Oh, Iran have tested another long distance missile. And it's been raining. (Actually I knew that already). Not a single word about the collapse of the British economy. I suppopse that just isn't "newsworthy".
    fadiva fadiva 22-25, F Jul 9, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    My fiancee and I have been doing a long distance thing for the time being, because of work. She is Cleveland, and in Phoenix. We fly back and forth once a month to see each other...
    smadden smadden 36-40, M a week ago

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    Blergh, this just gets worse. Been so I'll lately, dramatic temperature changes either too hot or too cold never warm. Don't have that much energy to run these days even though...
    EstuaryRivers EstuaryRivers 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    today my friend and I were speaking German while my language teacher was near by, because we wanted to impress her... And then she says to me: you have a weird accent, speak...
    jeyhere jeyhere 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    I'M ON THE A-LEVEL SYLLABUS- 8/5/14-Times Having never done a GCSE or an A level - and to be fair, not even actually knowing what an "ad-verb" is. Is it a "doing" word?- I was as...
    HandsomePrince1 HandsomePrince1 16-17, M Sep 20

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    I have good news and bad news. Actually one good, two bad. Which would you like to hear first? The bad? Okay well, my boyfriend told me last night that he's moving soon even...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Some of your suggestions have sparked some excitement at home. I took some of the advice and he actually heard me!!! I don't tell him I posted here, but when I told him he's got...
    JustBeingMeInCA JustBeingMeInCA 41-45, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Something great happened today!!! We finally found a great home. Im so excited! Its affordable and fully furnished! Weve been living in other peoples homes for so long since we...
    edemylove edemylove 22-25, F Sep 3

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    Officials warning that there are now eleven missing airliners in Libya. It is feared that Islamic terrorists could use these planes in a terrorist attack. I wonder what strategy...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 3

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    How much do you hate FOX News? Are you a liberal and have that one staunch Republican in your life with whom you get into heated debates? Have you ever just wanted to "duke it out...
    CastNow CastNow 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Breaking News Headlines Confirming We're Living in the End-Times
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F Sep 5

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    I don't know why these make me laugh so hard... but they do... and laughter is good for you.. hence... finally... they found a way to make watching the news.... Healthy.... *grins...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F Sep 6

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    last Saturday was superb! and now I cant forget this song.we were a few hours or so into the party, everybody had - had a drink or a few :)toasts had just been done & my men had...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 2 Responses Sep 8

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        I hope you will enjoy this funny News vidoes. 
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 10

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    Fox News is the best thing that ever happened to me! I'm so glad I found it because now I know the truth about Muslims and the gays and politics. Don't ever let anyone force you to...
    IvyEstelle IvyEstelle 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    John McCain Arms ISIS through Syrian "Moderate" Free Army Rebels & more Ridiculous News --Sep 18, 2014 In this Broadcast we will cover:- John McCain tells Hannity, "I know ISIS...
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F Sep 18

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    So like... 15 mins ago, I got out of the car and my brother closed the door and smashed my middle and other two fingers and I heard a crunch noise.. And now My middle finger is...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 19

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    Hi so I'm 19 I've been with my boyfriend for a year he's a really nice guy and last night we slept together for the first time. It was all very romantic and I do love him very much...
    cherrypie44 cherrypie44 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I just heard a voice that sounded like my mothers but idk and it said my name and that was it and I like couldn't move from where I was sitting I was so frightened I am really high...
    MarissaDreams MarissaDreams 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I was once a huge fan of all professional sports. But no longer am. The professional athletes of today irritate me in a big way. These athletes for the most part in general act...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Today i thought of you....All of you....all my life my good intentions fall to peices...My intentions are roses ...my actions are claws...my mind is an angel my actions are the...
    EmoNekoNiki EmoNekoNiki 18-21, F Sep 23

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    The other night before I went to bed, I heard someone whispering in my ear. It was really low, but I think it was a girls voice.
    dogsareCute16 dogsareCute16 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    i heard my foster parents last night and could not sleep
    Lisainwonderland Lisainwonderland 13-15, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    .......I think of you every day. All the time everyday......and these days they are not always fond thoughts. Im bitter, hurt.....but I still long for u. The mistake I made today...
    sillysoo sillysoo 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    Today I was suppose to stay home but I allowed myself to be an idiot and go to school even though I was, and still am sick. Today i may have helped people but i couldn't really...
    mizael1995 mizael1995 18-21, M Sep 9

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    Woke up to a text from my best friend, lets go clothes shopping. I hat clothes shopping but today was different. . First I can fit into a size 16 dress now, coming down from a...
    airleas airleas 26-30, F Sep 10

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    Today, I got into a fight at lunch. This guy told me I was gay. I asked why he thought so. He said its because he saw me wearing my tail. I said there was nothing gay about it. He...
    hailpack hailpack 16-17 1 Response Sep 10

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    So there's this guy in my martial arts club (we do 3 styles throughout the year) and from the day I "met" him I was frightened of him. Was I very judgmental? Absolutely. Maybe I...
    WintersSoldier2 WintersSoldier2 18-21, F Sep 19

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    Today I lost my mom 7 years ago today my mom was shot to death by my father. I miss her so much. I know she is watching over me. There are so many questions I want to ask her. I...
    heyabbott heyabbott 16-17 4 days ago

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    The reason I did not put on a bra today is because I never wear one at home. Besides, I feel I have to let my boobs breathe once in a while. Also, I am wearing a bright red...
    debbielovescruises debbielovescruises 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Let's see how many times I cry today :( Today would've been my papaws b-day
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Some mysterious power saved me today from the misery i was going through from the last 20 days and i feel liberated.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 1

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    I know I said I wasn't going to email you anymore because you have your other new life now so this is my alternative. I talked about you today with a person I met and told them how...
    julius5626 julius5626 26-30, M Sep 2

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    I ask God to heal it. God then ask why he should heal it. And I said because I wanted it healed. God then ask if I was sure I really wanted this healed. I told God that I did...
    TheBlessedOne TheBlessedOne 46-50, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    A long time ago I bought really nice bedding. I didn't open it because I didn't want to share it with him (my husband). Today, I moved most of my things upstairs to another room...
    LoveMyLifeWithThem LoveMyLifeWithThem 36-40, F Sep 2

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    I like routine. Sure I like change a lot, but I like routine too. And I'm used to seeing this one person, walk by me every afternoon, while I'm waiting for my bus to show up. And...
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    Its that time of the month. That's why I am a b**** today. I hope people will understand. Its not me, it just these damn hormones. I cant help it!! But In a few days Ill be back to...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    I saw something beautiful today.....they came in the form of a cute little baby his name is shadow........He's my friends all black blue eyed staffy ☺️
    kaixin97 kaixin97 16-17, F Sep 4

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    I bumming it today sweat pants & a t-shirt blah
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    So far today sucks. I had a doctors appointment, gained more weight and now I feel like ****, people at school are loud as hell. I don't wanna eat. I gotta dress nice for a...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17 Sep 4

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    Today I went into for a minor operation on my back and after coming round the first person I thought about was a really special woman who has become part of my life over the last 5...
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4

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    In fact not just today for a while now..... He pops in and out and we say hello but he was my bestie here and I miss talking to him and having a laugh.....
    crazychick76 crazychick76 36-40, F Sep 4

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    I cried a river today, my best friend , my sister ....I miss her to death..
    moko212 moko212 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    Today's my birthday and nobody but my parents and 2 friends have wished me. At least I've got that going for me which is nice
    LucidVoid LucidVoid 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 5

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