I Help Me Rule the World With My Army of Squirrels

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    i have a respect for animals
    kevin5678 kevin5678
    Jul 22, 2010


    Squirrels will conquer the world. It's not a question of if, but when. Here are some "facts" about squirrels followed by a brief explanation of the real facts.  Fact: Squirrels chew on tree branches to sharpen and clean their teeth. That's why you may see many...
    thehoodedartist thehoodedartist
    26-30, F
    13 Responses Aug 31, 2009

    Any Takers?

    Who wants to help me? Our take over will be hostile but our reign shall be peaceful, furry and nutty
    chaosXIII chaosXIII
    22-25, M
    22 Responses Jul 15, 2009


    Squirrels are evil and crazy! They will take over the world! The only way we can survive is if we side with them-against other humans! We will be an army! We will rule the world!
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    1 Response Oct 30, 2009
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