I Hit a Pinata

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    I pinched a loaf into a empty piƱata

    and then added some chives, salsa, and sour cream to the innards. I hung it to a tree in the high school courtyard (after hours) with some festive beating sticks nearby that I had already dirty sanchezed. I wrote a poster that read "happy stinko de mayo!" And hung it on the...
    Fartmickfart Fartmickfart
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2014

    Twisted Fun!

    Nothing like beating a paper Mache animal until it ***** out candy!  If you really think about it, it's kind of twisted lol but at least you can get them in star shapes, or watermelon.. or that little ***** Dora the explorer!  She never shares with Swiper... Give the...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    Jul 3, 2009

    It Was Shaped Like My Family

    It busted open and a whole bunch of little Azzholes and Angels fell out. Now that is funny, I don't care how wrong it is on so many levels either, ha ha!
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    Jan 26, 2011
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