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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 150 People

    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 66-70, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F Sep 17, 2011

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    This is directed to the flies

    that enter my house without invitation. This is directed to the mosquitos that find my legs when I wear shorts.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F Aug 10, 2014

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    Dear half my school..

    . And perverts..
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 10, 2014

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    Just a Few....

    Okay so first on my list would be this girl I went to school with, she's just a fat bully and she made a lot of peoples lives hell, not mine really but she really hurt a lot of people. the person who raped my sister is on that list too, along with the person who raped my mum. In...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 29, 2011

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 18-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I am sure I could survive a zombie apocalypse. In fact, when I recall a lot of the people in the neighbourhood I grew up in, I think I already did. :)
    AnotherNightOwl AnotherNightOwl 36-40, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Call me crazy, but I think that would be kinda fun. :P Early this afternoon my boyfriend and I were joking around about the zombie apocalypse while he was cleaning out his favorite...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F Apr 3

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    Haha okay, so some Zombies run right? So what if they had the physical capacity they had when they were alive(Not too far fetched, because modern zombies turn in like a few hours...
    MacBloo2 MacBloo2 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 17

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    Could very easily talk about this for hours tirelessly... :)
    SophisticatedPsychopath SophisticatedPsychopath 18-21, F 13 Responses Apr 17

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    I had a freaking scythe as a weapon. Basically I was stuck in my high school and I noticed this horde of zombies coming towards the school. Somehow I got a scythe and just started...
    nuwandaisaphony nuwandaisaphony 16-17, F Mar 27

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    The reason that you 28 Days Later sprinting type may not be considered as proper zombies is not simple movie convention. The problem with your zippy zombies is the type of horror...
    MisterSerious MisterSerious 41-45, M Mar 28

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    We wer in a school when zombies attack.. A few of us (2 guys and 3 girls including me) wer able to get inside the radio/broadcast room but the rest of the class wanted to get...
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F Mar 27

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    Oh my.....im a zombieLike a zombie, you can't really help who you are today. You're a product of your past.You tend to be needy to the point of being borderline dysfunctionally co...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Mar 27

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    Every so often (and sometimes for nights at a time) - I experience zombie nightmares. They're chasing me all over and in and on top of buildings. The nightmares always end with me...
    seattleglitter seattleglitter 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Some of the weird and exotic stuff I've eaten and drunk in my lifetime with the countries in which I've eaten in. Kangaroo meat (UK) Crocodile meat (UK) Ostrich meat (UK...
    EarthWalkerMan EarthWalkerMan 31-35, M Apr 1

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    Mum order Chinese for dinner tonight and immediately I knew it wasn't a good decision, after finding a big black hair in the special fried rice previously I couldn't keep the food...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 11

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    So, I met her again yesterday. We both voiced the fact that we wanted to see him, we wanted answers. It was weird, hearing her talk like that, when she's always been so adamant I'm...
    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    This is one of my biggest fantasies, actually. I love imagining myself being eaten alive by a big beautiful woman--sometimes someone I know, sometimes a celebrity, sometimes just...
    tastymeatboy tastymeatboy 18-21, M Apr 14

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    My girlfriend and I broke up 4 months ago after 4 years of being together. We didn't end on good terms and at the same time it wasn't clear to me if she still wanted us to keep...
    jordan562 jordan562 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Im in love with my best friend. Yes this is a normal topic to a lot of people, even if I'm a girl and she's a girl. I'm not sure what to do. I say I'm bisexual but I think I'm...
    Madamoiselle1 Madamoiselle1 16-17, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    To those of you are lonely,discouraged,misunderstood, going through trials,depression,misunderstood who feel like giving up, I offer these words from a song I hope you never lose...
    RestlessWarrior1 RestlessWarrior1 46-50, M Apr 8

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    Hopeless romantics believe in love and fairy tales. They dream of roses and candlelight, walking on the beach at sunset, and dancing in the rain. They know that somewhere out there...
    Desiredlove Desiredlove 51-55, F 5 Responses Apr 8

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    I want to start feeling better...I fell 3 weeks ago at my job and I just want to get back and yesterday went to doctor and I am out for another 2 weeks taking more test I am...
    monica0215 monica0215 51-55, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    i cry during movies that makes me happy too.. but the reason i cry is cause life can never be like a good movie with cute happy moments or happy endings :/
    iamyoursunshine iamyoursunshine 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 8