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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 151 People

    This is directed to the flies

    that enter my house without invitation. This is directed to the mosquitos that find my legs when I wear shorts.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F Aug 10, 2014

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F Sep 17, 2011

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 18-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 66-70, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 29, 2011

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    Chuck Norris once gotten bitten by a zombie

    and the zombie turned human.
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses May 16, 2015

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    Dear half my school..

    . And perverts..
    sighselly sighselly 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 10, 2014

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love. --1 Corinthians 13:13
    sunriseinmyeyes sunriseinmyeyes 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm always hopeful that one day I will meet someone who'll make a fantastical claim, and be able to back it up. I was watching "the real marigold hotel" on TV yesterday, and this...
    JustTheSun JustTheSun 26-30 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Then again...a person that still believe in romance can't be completely hopeless, can they? :-)
    Nijima Nijima 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    has anyone seen the movie yet?
    girlonpause girlonpause 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Well only because target practice would be more fun! And you could legally rekill someone! I'm not really big with the whole zombie craze and I definitely don't like the graphic...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire 61-65, T 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    my first heartbreak led me into being a hopeless romantic, the events that we had were extravagant and if my next relationship won't be close or better than that, then why try...
    greyvibes214 greyvibes214 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am one of those girls you will see that will wear shorts even during the winter. Usually if I wear shorts to school during the winter I will wear a pair of white tights with it...
    underpressure417 underpressure417 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    This afternoon during my 5th period class I accidentally passed gas and several people heard it lol. Omigosh I was sooo embarrassed. I tried really hard to hold it in but it...
    zebragirl13 zebragirl13 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Hope you find the life you want and deserve... just so so sorry it couldn't be with me...
    static499 static499 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    here goes my first post. I'm a hopeless romantic. I have so much love to offer its insane. I've only been with one girl but her heart was somewhere else. I got a taste of the good...
    ck0126 ck0126 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I honestly love the thrill behind a zombie apocalypse. What is you're favorite kind of zombie and why?
    Karmimiyan Karmimiyan 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    people seem so scared about the end of the world. always saying "OMG the government is going to kill us!" "OMG disease is going to kill us!" "OMG north Korea is going to kill us...
    Corick Corick 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    How foolish for a hopeless romantic to try to rush love, How dare they!!! Guess I'm just a pure hopeless romantic!!! Tis I do hate patience...
    zainshah1 zainshah1 26-30, M a week ago

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    I met her here and it was almost in an instant. No picture, nothing but her words that somehow just totally caught me. She is a beautiful lady but I was hooked on what she is...
    boldtimer boldtimer 66-70, M Feb 1

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    Inner thoughts: is there such a thing as a "hapless romantic?"...if so, I think I'm more that than "hopeless"
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 1

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    Or I will at least try, as of now I am not prepared, so all you crazy scientist pleas hold off on those dangerous illegal experiments for a year!
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Hey you ! out there on the road always doing what you're told, can you help me? Hey you ! out there beyond the wall breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me? Hey you ! don...
    ChaoticAbyss ChaoticAbyss 26-30 1 Response Jan 31

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    Do you all think zombies should be able to run? I've read a lot about this and I don't think they should. Even though they shouldn't be able to use their full muscle potential...
    Lacrimosadies Lacrimosadies 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 30