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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 136 People

    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 29, 2011

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 17, 2011

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Just a Few....

    Okay so first on my list would be this girl I went to school with, she's just a fat bully and she made a lot of peoples lives hell, not mine really but she really hurt a lot of people. the person who raped my sister is on that list too, along with the person who raped my mum. In...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Jan 27, 2008

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 19-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    You Stay Here, I Will Run That Way K?

    I would love for a zombie apocalypse to take place, I think it would be immensly fun! Who wouldn't want to have the pleasure of escaping a few million zombies? The biggest thing I think of, is why don't people run into the woods? They stay in cities... Anyways though, I would...
    Sagenth Sagenth 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 26, 2008

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    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    it would spice up my life, and put my air rifle to good use.
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    So much so that I pass time imagining what I would do during a zombie apocalypse and how I would survive being that my family and everyone I hate is dead (HEHE). I've seen Resident...
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    :( I'd also like to think that I'd be able to slay zombies one by one; killing them with any random weapons I can find. But in reality, the smacking of my thighs would attract...
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