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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 149 People

    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 19-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    This is directed to the flies

    that enter my house without invitation. This is directed to the mosquitos that find my legs when I wear shorts.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F Aug 10, 2014

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F Sep 17, 2011

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    Just a Few....

    Okay so first on my list would be this girl I went to school with, she's just a fat bully and she made a lot of peoples lives hell, not mine really but she really hurt a lot of people. the person who raped my sister is on that list too, along with the person who raped my mum. In...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 29, 2011

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Dear half my school..

    . And perverts..
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    I'm in Boy Scouts and I have been taught how to fend for myself. And I also watched the hunger games and I'm a good climber so I might just outrun the zombies in a tree.
    Lollipop948 Lollipop948 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I know exactly what to do....... Grab my bat, some cheese-it's, and climb a tree lol
    Lolllipoop Lolllipoop 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    Lets be honest its going to happen someday so who's actually have a survival plan. my plan is to lead an army of survivors against the undead armed with nothing but swords and...
    Sladetgx57 Sladetgx57 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 5

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    I would too, and live happily ever after as Queen of the Damned :-)
    glowbugs glowbugs 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    If there was a zombie apocalypse (which I don't believe will happen) I would want to be a zombie ! Zombies don't have feelings, they don't care what anyone thinks of them, plus no...
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The advertisement came during the Bold Horizon conference FUT 15 Coins . “Soon afterwards the retail battery we’re accomplishing episodic. We breach it down in chapters. We...
    fifacoinsarc fifacoinsarc 26-30, F Jan 9

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    Like an actual one though, Like idk maybe im weird but i am totally waiting for the real zombie stuff to happen bc i wanna run from them and survive as long as i can. and then wehn...
    shrimptastical shrimptastical 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 10

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    if the zombies came to my school I would first try to protect my friends and we would run to the kitchen and I would take this huge knife and I would give them weapons to, then I...
    hope02345 hope02345 13-15, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    ****...the zombies know I am slow as Christmas. My *** would be gone. But if I somehow made it....Start a peaceful Zombie proof colony at a prison styled like Walking Dead Season 3...
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    What are good ways to prevent zombies from gathering around my house at night?
    SoCalKat SoCalKat 26-30, M Dec 30, 2014

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    Happy birthday Rob Motherfukin Zombie :D "we're all dancing in a black hole, when all we wanna do is rock and roll ......."
    thepeanutgallery thepeanutgallery 36-40, F Jan 12

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    Zombies havea addiction to adulterated up abaft you and alpha snacking on your annoyance -especially if you’re absent staring at every alcove and breach of randomceilings in seek...
    fifacoinsarc fifacoinsarc 26-30, F Jan 13

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    I too hope to find a ffa. I don't really know what I want but anything is better than nothing. I'm 400 lbs 6'1" and hoping to find someone who will admire my fat. I can share pics...
    RaigaKurosuki RaigaKurosuki 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    I haven't eaten for 3 days now... Yep... Don't judge.
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13 13-15, F Jan 4

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    ONLY ONCE!! I cried during Forrest Gump... SPOILER ALERT: When Jenny died, I was bawling and only caught myself after the movie ended; I couldn't believe myself. It's the first...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 10

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    Feelings are transitory. Even a pure-black depression can end. Sometimes people hold onto sadness and pain for years or even decades, because they're not willing to let go of the...
    SilverSearching SilverSearching 26-30, M Dec 29, 2014

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    during Christmas I have gaining weight. When the holidays start I was 205-210 and now I am more than 215. I stuff myself all the time with chips, Christmas cake, and junk food with...
    bellygainweight bellygainweight 18-21, F 9 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    When I was 3 or 4, I saw a black hooded figure during sleep paralysis. I couldn't move and I was terrified. When I could move, however, I called out to mom and dad.
    BloodRedDarkness BloodRedDarkness 16-17, F Dec 29, 2014

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    "A hopeless romantic is not the same as a hopeless flirt. A hopeless romantic dreams of who they will spend the rest of their life with and what the two of them will do together...
    Macy24 Macy24 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    I don't know why but it just comes out, during the night I wear a diaper and if I'm at school I wear boxers but normally I wear a diaper round the house
    Jackindiaper Jackindiaper 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    There are a lot of reasons to be hopeful... The future can hold a lot of possibilities and things to look forward too, as time goes on however... I see these things that just...
    Lyricsweet Lyricsweet 18-21, T 1 Response Jan 2

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    I recorded it almost two years ago. I've heard many women say they love the movie. So I thought I'd finally check it out. That was this morning. Although the similarities of...
    Ludwigdrummerboy Ludwigdrummerboy 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    "There is hope in love In love there is hope Together we're one For us there is hope Alone we're defeated As two we prevail United we won't fail"
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 11

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