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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 151 People

    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Chuck Norris once gotten bitten by a zombie

    and the zombie turned human.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses May 16

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    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 18-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Dear half my school..

    . And perverts..
    imveryboring imveryboring 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 10, 2014

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    This is directed to the flies

    that enter my house without invitation. This is directed to the mosquitos that find my legs when I wear shorts.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F Aug 10, 2014

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F Sep 17, 2011

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 66-70, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    Just a Few....

    Okay so first on my list would be this girl I went to school with, she's just a fat bully and she made a lot of peoples lives hell, not mine really but she really hurt a lot of people. the person who raped my sister is on that list too, along with the person who raped my mum. In...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 29, 2011

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    I'm really interesting in learning more about zombies. I have a writing project including them, and I would really like to learn more about them, so please share your knowledge...
    SpecialButReal SpecialButReal 18-21, F 12 hrs ago

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    yes, i play plants vs. zombies garden warfare and i'm so obsessed with it. I love it so much and i play it all the time.I even go on twitch and watch all the pvz gw streamers. I...
    starfishesis starfishesis 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Yes I like being filmed and now with the help of a friend I am going to be filmed during some private sessions he is setting up for me, inviting 5 guys to participate in the...
    alexiswcd alexiswcd 56-60, T 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I didn't, but I wish I have lol. I did have a teacher who liked going to bathroom during class to drink alcohol. Weird...
    JungleTiger JungleTiger 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I've been in a relationship for 3 years now and it's just fell apart. We live together and we are still trying to be friends. It wasn't my choice for things to end up like this. He...
    AmityAffliction93 AmityAffliction93 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    When I was in my early 20s, a great aunt who lived with her older sister entire life first growing up, and then as spinster roommates each working as a school teacher in the local...
    65Cadillac 65Cadillac 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    I RARELY cry during movies. But geez, I just watched The Shawshank Redemption for the second time, and (SPOILERS AHEAD) when Andy and Red saw each other again on the beaches of...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    im prepared . here's a list 1) i would get my family (every one ) 2) get all the guns , bow an arrows, and nifes , 3) matches and get stuff from local stores that r abandon . get...
    beaches21 beaches21 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am creating a whole group just to post a song, but the song can't fit under any existing group - It is just that the combination of being Egyptian and a hopeless romantic too...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Rejoice. Rejoice in the knowledge that the One whom you have entrusted has split the Sea and cooled the fire to save His slave. Can He not then save you--even when you see no way...
    khamooshi khamooshi 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    I don't know why but I had to share this on here. I wrote this essay quite a few years ago but I just read it and felt like it was something I should post here. *** Some of the...
    justluvme4evr justluvme4evr 22-25, F a week ago

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    Hope my hand writing isn't beyond legible 😊
    amoonlitbarn amoonlitbarn 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Am I really the only one here that would want to head up north to Canada or something? Remaining nomadic for quite some time, until finding a cold isolated area with shelter...
    railou railou 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 19

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    "Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark." So stay hopeful.
    hiddentears hiddentears 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I will survive by drilling boards inside the windows of my house. grab all my food and place in bags accordingly . if **** goes down. I open my garage(assuming theirs power) and...
    GaleTheSwift GaleTheSwift 16-17, M Jul 18

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    my light is clouded and I can not see the light clearly. my light hopefully will change soon.
    msladyred68 msladyred68 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I used to like.. Never cry during movies, ever. Idk why, but I cry during EVERY movie I watch, I just watched Marley and me. The ending is the saddest thing ever. ._.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    Hope in Our Lord Jesus Christ is literally the only think that is keeping me alive
    peace90 peace90 22-25, F Jul 17

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