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I Hope U Get Eaten During the Zombie Apocalypse

Who do you secretly hope goes down when the dead rise? 149 People

    This is directed to the flies

    that enter my house without invitation. This is directed to the mosquitos that find my legs when I wear shorts.
    guideme2truth guideme2truth 26-30, F Aug 10

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    When The Dead Walk Again

    For all those people who judge me and hate me, all I have to say is that I hope you get eaten alive during the zombie apocalypse, or even if it's some crazy lunatic that's high on bath salts and that person chews your face right off, I would still be happy about that too. Yep...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 5, 2013

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    Judgemental

    Judgemental people who seem to obviously have no idea what they look like in a mirror!!!!
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Oct 18, 2007

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    You!

    You know who you are and I hope that it happens to you!!!   XD HAHAHA
    ForeversNever ForeversNever 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    In Case You Haven`t Noticed...i Don`t Like You!!!!

    Dear Fuckface, (aka Rob R.) What you did was NOT funny; in fact it was quite douchey. Thanks a lot for making my early adolescents frightening. Making feel bad about my body. So I was 12 and had **** before all the other girls. They were MY ****, you had no right to put your...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    My List!!

    1. People who think they are so much better than everyone else. 2. Backstabbers 3. Rude people 4. Judgemental people 5. Ignorant co-workers 6. People who have hurt me in my life My list could go on for days!!! But, these are the most important ones that need to be...
    picgirl picgirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

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    Dear half my school..

    . And perverts..
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    Zombie Killing Spree

    Well first have to agree with Mia's celebrity choices, but let me prioritize. 1.Dubbah- yeah bush would be hilarious 2. Bubbah- Come on you saying Bill would be any less hilarious 3. Paris- isn't she alreadya  zombie though 4. Paris fans- I know they are zombies 5...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    It's a Short List...

    My ex that was a dirt ***** Neighbors Dogs My ******* boss My stepmom My ex that was an evil ***** My new lazy boss Most cars salesmen Most politicians Ok, that's all I got for now, but I'll think of more!
    ThisIsNotBilly ThisIsNotBilly 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 18, 2007

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    Let Them Eat Human

    When everyone else has been eaten I shall rule the world as Queen of the Zombies! Suck on that, George W. Bush!
    WildLife2008 WildLife2008 70+, F 2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Oh I Can See You Getting Eaten Right Now.

    A list: 98% of my ex's My 8th grade maths teacher Dubya Bush The tool on my T.v screen at the moment The sociopath I had as a friend The scene queens who know nothing of reality The idiot that wrote my current case study 4  women in my class who waste 1 and a half...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood 21-25, F 3 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Just a Few....

    Okay so first on my list would be this girl I went to school with, she's just a fat bully and she made a lot of peoples lives hell, not mine really but she really hurt a lot of people. the person who raped my sister is on that list too, along with the person who raped my mum. In...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Just

    I just have to run faster then you to get away LOL
    DemonKitty DemonKitty 26-30, F Sep 17, 2011

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    Die You Heartless *******!

    I hope everyone whose ever made me feel like **** and never actually cared that they did it, dies in the zombie apocalypse. God knows they probably haven't read zombie survival guide!
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F Jan 1, 2008

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    Awesome!

    New personal rule: if an experience group title makes me literally laugh out loud, then I'm joining! The first people on my list are the idiots running our condo complex. Their brains wouldn't provide much sustenance to a hungry zombie, but they'd certainly be doing the rest of...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 17, 2007

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    Before Me That Is!

    O come on now!its nothing personal...its just that...im to awesome to be eaten! (:*
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 29, 2011

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    Wal-mart

    the best place to run to and build a fortress is wal- mart. especially the superstores. theres food, clothes, guns and ammo, bedding...you get the picture.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Jan 26, 2008

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    Here Goes...

    Self centered moron as'sholes who think that they own the world, who think they are sex gods when actual fact the cry when they cu'm!!!
    nicorley nicorley 26-30, F Oct 31, 2007

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    The Followings Shall Be Eaten By The Zombies...

    Let's start! Peter (a fake friend. fortunately, he's outta my life!), Aris (a ******' bully that made my life a living hell!), Katerina (a girl that hates people, including me, for absolutely NO reason!), Polizos (my racist math teacher), Giannis (a bully. he's a friend of Aris...
    Sapphireyellow Sapphireyellow 18-21, M Jul 28, 2012

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    In the Event Lol

    In the event of a complete zombie uprising I would be SO prepared lol It kind of sucks that we can envision it but with the way that technology is it's only a matter of time before we screw up and it goes national ;p I would fight like no other with a smile on my face and a...
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

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    I Rise, He Dies

    If that dayever shall come I Greet it with Warm thanks For it means the end of your Very days The hell i am in And the hell you would see If not even close. Atleast not to me. I Would strike you down Like you did that day I Would Hurt you Like you did to me Then i shall shout...
    PainistheGame PainistheGame 16-17, F Nov 20, 2012

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    Muahahahaha

    personally I would be happy if everyone just turned into zombies, life would be so much easy. life would have more of a point too, everyone would have a goal; turn more into zombies muahahaha.
    f1aw13ss f1aw13ss 19-21, F Oct 29, 2007

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    Nah..

    on seconds thoughts.. I want to have all the fun in the world slaying the muffa fukkaz!!!     If you get eaten by the zombies... then they'll all die..   And that won't be any fun for me!   So.. let me kill you instead..   *EVIL GRIN*
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F May 7, 2010

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    Haha **** You!

    certain people from my school days.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Your On Your Own :)

    It's every man, woman and child for themselves!! Get those spades, large pans and walking sticks! I sure ain't going to be around to help, the chocolate is the first priority!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 27, 2008

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    Zombies better not come to me cuz I'm prepared!!!!!! :)
    liajip liajip 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    anyone want to defeat the zombies?
    jay21071998 jay21071998 16-17, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Of course I will Strength yep Guns yep Know how to fight yep Climber yep Know how to live off the land yep
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    Plan is to gather supplies Get my sister *without her there is no reason to live* Boards on the windows Stay on my phone looking for survivors on Facebook Instagram snapchat...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    i live in the middle of nowhere I collect weapons and make weapons i own over 1,000,000 rounds of ammunition and i own a silencer for all my guns
    chuckzares chuckzares 26-30, M 3 Responses Nov 8

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    I'm not sure... 1. I lack a lot of muscle 2. I'm a eater 3. Sanitation hazards while eating and drinking.
    Crazierz Crazierz 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 11

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    I have watched every episode of "The Walking Dead" and I think I am a pretty good shot.
    doodlebug224 doodlebug224 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 12

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    Weapons wise yes I am, food wise partially. With weapons I have many knives, baseball bats, old closet hanger poles that snapped in half, and pretty much everything else in my...
    H0ST0NWEDG1E H0ST0NWEDG1E 31-35, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have literally watched every good zombie movie, and even some of the bad ones, I need something new to watch, no one ever makes good zombie movies anymore...
    DayzEvenden DayzEvenden 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Roses are red Blood is red too If I were a zombie I'd infect you - Love NP
    NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    I want zombies to be real so that I can use my fighter instincts and knowledge and also prove how pro I am :D
    deejayweishan deejayweishan 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    in my university life, sometime we guys didn't had a penny in our pockets...... and we were starving like ****, we went to a hotel, ordered some food, eaten that, and after that we...
    LittleCreates LittleCreates 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    The storm is here good luck everyone (: I hope your customers are nice and your smiles are real.
    girlanonymous0421 girlanonymous0421 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    its sort of embarrassing to say because I am a dude, but i am the biggest romantic EVER and most of the time i dont even realize I am. this happened just this year. I have a...
    Slothislife Slothislife 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I look around the world and what do I see? A world drowning in darkness, pain and misery. So many people suffering, no one can see the pain they go through week after week. So...
    adamw adamw 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 29

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    Hopeful Romantics (Part 1) I am not a Hopeless Romantic, I am a Hopeful Romantic, more so, in fact, I am a Living Romantic, in Love, with Love, in True Love, with a True Lover, a...
    AaronLA AaronLA 31-35, M Oct 30

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    I am a hopeless romantic, yet I have never actually been in a relationship. Of course I have thought extensively of finding a partner; a female to bring me joy and life. Perhaps a...
    andrewphysics andrewphysics 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 8

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    There is always hope that things can get better...people can be reconciled, fractured relationships can be mended. A loss can be lived with, and life can even seem good again...
    00flyaway 00flyaway 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 17

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    I'm losing hope lately,I can't sleep,eat,or function right. Lately I am feeling useless again. I haven't worked in over a year and I am still terrified of driving. I am now 22 and...
    DarthPancake DarthPancake 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    fighting during ArcheAge Gold transport. At the same time, we also consider adding the offshore farms or water residential etc. However, these four elements are nevertheless in the...
    apple4s apple4s 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I don't cry when I'm with people. During very sad scenes it's sometimes hard and my eyes water haha. But when I'm alone in my room and watching something that's just a tiny bit sad...
    rebeccaeyt rebeccaeyt 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Before i met you the only hope i had for my future was to end up as some tragedy a cautionary tale for depressed teens but now i feel i have a real hope i have the hope of living a...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 15

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    I am a hospice nurse and I see hope everyday where people think hope does not exist. When faced with something as real as death, all it seems we really can hope for is comfort...
    jules7712 jules7712 36-40, F Nov 18