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I Hump Objects

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 364 People

    My Favorite Way To **********

    I've been humping things since I was 4 years old. My older sister and I humped each other until we were about 12. Still the only way I can ******. I hump the corner of tables, chairs, couch arms, pillows, and the floor. I like to watch myself humping, and other girls as well.
    oddlydepraved oddlydepraved
    31-35, F
    Oct 17, 2013

    I'm humping my pillow right now

    but I want more stuff to hump any ideas
    kaylahbar kaylahbar
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2015

    All The Time

    I hump anything I can find- my phone, my...anything!! When I watch **** I can get soooo turned on and humping makes me sooo wet!! 
    randomjulia randomjulia
    70+, F
    4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

    I Love Humping Poles

    I love humping my stuffed animal dog. It's so big and when I rub up against it I can feel myself get so wet. I get really horny just reading all these experiences. If anyone wants to talk about theirs one on one with me that'd be awesome ;)
    lexan68hey lexan68hey
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 30, 2013

    Metal Gear Solid...

    hahaha... this is from when play station had lousy graphics, i believe it was ps1 or 2... I remember seeing my brother playing metal gear solid and listening to the control vibrating like crazy during the clip at the beginning... so one day I was sooo horny... I was so hot that I...
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    11 Responses Jan 5, 2011


    i might as well because no guy wants to have sex with me might as well get going
    kevin5678 kevin5678
    Aug 6, 2010

    Not exactly an object,

    but ever since I was very little, I've humped my hand to **********. Makes my ***** so wet. I also love to watch a guy hump too. So hot.
    mnm514 mnm514
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 29, 2013

    i do sometimes secretly.

    more in the comments.
    stlguy45 stlguy45
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2015

    Humping My Pillow

    i was so horny one night i just couldnt help it was so hard to i slipped my penis inside my pillow and started moving back and forth felt so awesome to i could feel my **** get harder and harder and then i started pumping *** inside my pillow felt so great :)
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 28, 2013

    I'm humping my bed post right now.

    Feels so good. Any helpers?
    Amyd61 Amyd61
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 12, 2015

    Horny Baby

    I hump everything. I have an insane sex drive, and am still a virgin, so I ********** all the time. Humping is one of my favorite pastimes. Usually, when I'm not around my family, I'm up in my bedroom, door locked, humping furiously. I am right now! My big stuffed crocodile is...
    androrinn androrinn
    1 Response Aug 8, 2013

    Humping Soft Toy Rabbits.

    Hi everyone, I love to hump my soft toy bunny rabbits every day. I buy soft toys so that I can hump them real good. I take a toy rabbits head/face then I put my penis on his head and ears then I sit down on top of him and I then squash him. Before I put my penis on him my penis...
    toyrabbithumper toyrabbithumper
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Aug 7, 2013


    this is actually a wondefrful thing to have because if your very horny like me and you cant get a person this feels right . i mean all i need is sex anyway also things can feel good just by touching them you can get excited just by touching something . and what i like about it is...
    kevin5678 kevin5678
    1 Response Aug 6, 2010

    Has anyone tried humping in rubber pants

    as I've just acquired a pair of latex panties with an attached sheath and humped the pillow in bed and was able to keep the pants on all night and fall asleep wearing them as the sheath is waterproof and the bed linen didn't get soiled
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Jun 10, 2014

    I'm humpin a pillow secretly in my living room

    infront of my family but they don't notice ah I want to moan but I can't I have my hand down my pants and I can feel how wet I am I wish someone would come and help me
    Cheekymonkey23 Cheekymonkey23
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2015

    When horny I look around my room

    and see what I can hump. I've used pillows, the side of the couch, the top of the couch, the corner of the coffee table, a rolled up towel etc. My new love is rubbing myself over the arm of a padded chair. Love ladies doing this on **** too.
    goldie24 goldie24
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Apr 18, 2014
    amy2929 amy2929
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 30, 2015
    Ilurveboobies Ilurveboobies
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 11, 2014

    Charmin 24 Pack

    Ok , ok i admit it and there were three witnesses *sighs* I humped toilet paper ... WHAT!!! I Was drinking and being goofy!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Feb 8, 2009
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