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I Hump Objects

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    Ok

    i might as well because no guy wants to have sex with me might as well get going
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 Aug 6, 2010

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    All The Time

    I hump anything I can find- my phone, my...anything!! When I watch **** I can get soooo turned on and humping makes me sooo wet!! 
    randomjulia randomjulia 70+, F 4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    My Teddy Bear

    Ugh...okay....I do it too. I sleep with a big teddy bear at night. It helps me sleep better.  Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I hump him until I ******. It feels great but it's not something I do all the time.
    SDToddler SDToddler 22-25, M 37 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    I Love Humping Poles

    I love humping my stuffed animal dog. It's so big and when I rub up against it I can feel myself get so wet. I get really horny just reading all these experiences. If anyone wants to talk about theirs one on one with me that'd be awesome ;)
    lexan68hey lexan68hey 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    Humping objects Is The End-all And Be-all...

    Doing this -HOMERUN-idly -drives home- the notion that human beings can sexually survive without other human beings... we just need the os subculture to finally wee-boot and accept males and nerds...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 16, 2010

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    I was starting to get hrny,

    rubbing myself and trying to make the feeling go away. But then I saw my stuffed lion, and decided it would be fun to hump. I laid it on the floor and positioned it so its face would be on my crotch. I started hump it, and immediately I felt so much better. I couldn't stop, I...
    ashleycorson ashleycorson 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    I am so horny today and I don't know why.

    I can't keep my hands above my waist for over five minutes if I'm not humping something. This morning I was humping my bed, and fingering myself. In the shower, I let the hot water run over my crotch as I thrusted my toy deep inside. I would be shivering with delight, drowning...
    ashleycorson ashleycorson 13-15, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    For Males: Packaging Tubes

    My first ****** as a small boy was over a cosmetic tube who felt like skin... Try before you criticize. I've been objectum-sexual ever since... Most of my kind have no regrets whatsoever of their orientation.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 14, 2009

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    Well This Is the _EXPERIENCE PROJECT_

    I was in a bigname hardware store today looking for something else entirely, but even though I was pressed for time I still had to walk through the garden section. As a romantic linguaphile who also likes heavyset women, if the right words appear on the back of a large...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 25, 2009

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    Yes

    this is actually a wondefrful thing to have because if your very horny like me and you cant get a person this feels right . i mean all i need is sex anyway also things can feel good just by touching them you can get excited just by touching something . and what i like about it is...
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 2 Responses Aug 6, 2010

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    Packaging Bags....

    I was in a fast food restaurant tonight and someone had laid out on a table a big bag of some type of product. If this had 2 or more of my favorite words on her, then I'd so want to lay her onto my bed and have intercourse with her.... I think I'm sexually attracted to full bags...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 15, 2010

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    I Don't Know If I Posted About This Before, But...

    It just occurred to me that some of the people on here might like this grouip I created some time ago:http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Sexually-Attracted-To-Things-Made-By-People/184423
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 30, 2010

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    Charmin 24 Pack

    Ok , ok i admit it and there were three witnesses *sighs* I humped toilet paper ... WHAT!!! I Was drinking and being goofy!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 8, 2009

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    When horny I look around my room

    and see what I can hump. I've used pillows, the side of the couch, the top of the couch, the corner of the coffee table, a rolled up towel etc. My new love is rubbing myself over the arm of a padded chair. Love ladies doing this on **** too.
    goldie24 goldie24 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I Even Dream About This...

    I took a nap this evening cause I'm gonna be pulling an "alnighter" on a project. While asleep I dreampt my parents were still alive. I found the potting soil bag I used screw and pretend was a girl named Julie when in high school. (My mom was apparently like this: She'd buy...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 29, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    My dog can't stop humping me. I have another female dog but they're ignoring each other. It's not that I hate it but it's just.. Awkward when someone is watching
    smytheblaine smytheblaine 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    My friend, Lauren has a dog named Line Backer. LB for short. I came over for the first time and LB humped me...
    LucyGirlAkita2 LucyGirlAkita2 16-17, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I love to dry hump a pillow. It feels soooop good! I also like to dry hump a guy. It is almost better than sex. Feeling your hardness on my cl@t. Mmmmm makings c@m. Over ann...
    mlookin4u mlookin4u 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Who wants to dry hump with me!?!?
    mlookin4u mlookin4u 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    Yes, I'm a grown man and I still enjoy dry humping with my friend with benefits. It's a great tease before we get down to business. I enjoy the teasing so much just having the urge...
    jonnygoode74 jonnygoode74 36-40, M Mar 29

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    I usually put my vibrator lengthwise on my body pillow and hump against it. I c** so hard and so much from it. I get so wet. I can c** without the toy and just the pillow but it's...
    nicorain nicorain 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    I love dry humping. I've done it a lot. I know some people might think it's weird or pointless, but I find it really hot haha.
    brodykd101 brodykd101 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    When I was 10, I had this bear. I loved it and I would sleep with it at night. So, I would go to bed and then watch the light that is underneath my bedroom door to go off and wait...
    xXxcupcake xXxcupcake 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Bogart was cool in Casablanca but so many others as well. The Desperate Hours is probably my favorite film of his. Other favorites include The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, Key...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 8 hrs ago

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    Well not really a pillow but my stuffed animal. I have been doing since I was only 8.
    VenusLoveMe VenusLoveMe 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 25

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    K so not really but there was this **** of a woman just rubbing against her pillow until climax and it was hot as hell.
    FIeener FIeener 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    LOL Who thinks of this stuff. This is hilarious...
    irishp irishp 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    I sleep over my guy friends house every now and then and we spoon when we sleep, and we sleep for. Bit but we both wake up at like 4am and I push my *** into his crotch and he...
    phocas phocas 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    So my grandfather is a really nice man and fun to be around but as soon as he has a few drinks he gets very handsy with me. He'll grab my butt and shove me around places. Last week...
    yturgi yturgi 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    Because I'm a sucker for lists..... I Want to Know If You've Ever Done Any of These Things [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X...
    aurora11 aurora11 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    yes I do ... it is hump day .. lets hump
    2marinebob 2marinebob 46-50, M Apr 9

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    I Have [X] Skipped Class [X] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [X] Seen Someone / Something Die [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X...
    TexasGrandpa TexasGrandpa 51-55, M Mar 21

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    [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [ ] Dumped someone [X] Been Fired (laid off, not fired for cause...
    Pyramania Pyramania 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    So last week there was a school dance n my brother went to a friends n my mom was at work till the next day well after the dance me n my friend drew went to my house well we were...
    BrothersToy BrothersToy 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    So there's a party tonight. I absolutely hate parties. Hate. Hate. Hate. I never really found what's so great about loud music and a line of dry humping on a wall. I mean really...
    plainjane02 plainjane02 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I ran out of internet!! Humph that's what interlect meens rite?
    Hotblondey Hotblondey 13-15, M Mar 22

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    I've been sexually abused by my uncle and my grandfather both different days,thank god I wasnt raped, but there was a lot of fingering and as a little kid it hurt so bad,my uncle...
    Score16 Score16 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    About a month ago, my boyfriend of two years decided to call it quits. The main issue at hand was my parents. He believed they were too strict and wouldn't let me go and live my...
    catherineisip catherineisip 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Sure, why not? OK, this looks fun! [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [ ] Been...
    QuietGirl93 QuietGirl93 18-21, F Mar 24

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    My life is pretty boring wow [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [ ] Been In A...
    hebr0 hebr0 16-17, F Mar 24

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    My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    lately I've been really stuck.. I love my boyfriend to death.. but things have been really hard on me lately and I can't keep ignoring how I'm feeling. I can't get threw a day...
    mandax3 mandax3 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I love to hump a body pillow. So hard I feel like I'm really having sex. Ahhh
    Blondie211 Blondie211 26-30, F 21 Responses Mar 26

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    Oh gosh I love everything about old hollywood. Humphrey bogart and Lauren Bacall are my favorite old hollywood couple. I love Audrey Hepburn and Joan Crawford and Liz Taylor. I...
    lexik123 lexik123 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Part 5: over the hump & looking towards the future So we are pretty much caught up to where I am at now. I am still trying to divorce hubby. I am living with my EP boyfriend. The...
    unexpectedlove15 unexpectedlove15 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 31

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    I am sitting at work right now while my older sister sits in her chair and bosses me around; "Do this, call this guy, drop this off". I can't take it. I am a musician and the only...
    Lorenzo23 Lorenzo23 22-25, M Mar 31

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    I Want to Know If You've Ever Done Any of These Things [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X ] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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    Hello all people that take share my oxygen!!! I have arrived! Yes me! (Be jealous!!!) I have come to share my absurdly ****** life! Yes! Another person to rant off her thoughts...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 13-15, F 8 Responses Apr 1

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    ....... [] Smoked A Cigarette [] Smoked A Cigar [X ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [] Had A Crush On...
    Idiot141 Idiot141 18-21 Apr 2

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    RANDOM THINGS I HAVE DONE: [x] Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [x] Been Fired [x] Been In A...
    CastDownChloe CastDownChloe 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I Want to Know If You've Ever Done Any of These Things [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone...
    Batboy69 Batboy69 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 3

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