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I Hump Objects

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    Metal Gear Solid...

    hahaha... this is from when play station had lousy graphics, i believe it was ps1 or 2... I remember seeing my brother playing metal gear solid and listening to the control vibrating like crazy during the clip at the beginning... so one day I was sooo horny... I was so hot that I...
    ravenge ravenge 26-30, F 21 Responses Jan 5, 2011

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    I Even Dream About This...

    I took a nap this evening cause I'm gonna be pulling an "alnighter" on a project. While asleep I dreampt my parents were still alive. I found the potting soil bag I used screw and pretend was a girl named Julie when in high school. (My mom was apparently like this: She'd buy...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jan 29, 2010

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    Is It Bad To Hump?

    Ok so I have this bear at home that I hump and I was wondering if its bad to hump your teddy bear I mean am I the only one?? Or it's alot more of ppl doing this?? Plz let me no and plz answer my question plz and thank u
    Hornyteengurl13 Hornyteengurl13 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2013

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    Well This Is the _EXPERIENCE PROJECT_

    I was in a bigname hardware store today looking for something else entirely, but even though I was pressed for time I still had to walk through the garden section. As a romantic linguaphile who also likes heavyset women, if the right words appear on the back of a large...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 25, 2009

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    Great Way To **********

    I found out how to ********** doing it this way! When I first started I discovered it by rocking on a toy rocking horse & a swingset pole. Than I moved onto my stuff animals. As I got older I started using my pillow & bottom head board to rock & hump. Are there any other things I...
    xxLeighxx xxLeighxx 22-25, F 13 Responses Jul 16, 2010

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    I live humping thugs

    but I've gotten bored. Any ideas of new things to do when horny or new things to hump?
    hump42 hump42 13-15, F Jun 8

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    New Related Group...

    ... that is a "superset" of this one.... EP Link So check this out and see if you can "say this"... I felt "hump" was only one way this can be done, so I decided to create another group for all the things that are similar but do not fit here...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 30, 2010

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    Charmin 24 Pack

    Ok , ok i admit it and there were three witnesses *sighs* I humped toilet paper ... WHAT!!! I Was drinking and being goofy!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 8, 2009

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    What other things can I hump

    that is not a pillow ..... I mean pillows are the best but I'm kinda getting tried of it So wat other things can I hump
    Thatgirl152 Thatgirl152 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    Ilurveboobies Ilurveboobies 36-40, F 4 Responses May 11

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    Packaging Bags....

    I was in a fast food restaurant tonight and someone had laid out on a table a big bag of some type of product. If this had 2 or more of my favorite words on her, then I'd so want to lay her onto my bed and have intercourse with her.... I think I'm sexually attracted to full bags...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 15, 2010

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    Yes

    this is actually a wondefrful thing to have because if your very horny like me and you cant get a person this feels right . i mean all i need is sex anyway also things can feel good just by touching them you can get excited just by touching something . and what i like about it is...
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 2 Responses Aug 6, 2010

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    For Males: Packaging Tubes

    My first ****** as a small boy was over a cosmetic tube who felt like skin... Try before you criticize. I've been objectum-sexual ever since... Most of my kind have no regrets whatsoever of their orientation.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 14, 2009

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    Not exactly an object,

    but ever since I was very little, I've humped my hand to **********. Makes my ***** so wet. I also love to watch a guy hump too. So hot.
    mnm514 mnm514 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    When I Was Little....

    When I was little prob 3 I was sitting in my car seat and I was sliding down bc I was trying to sleep and the buckle was pressed against my ******. And it felt good so i kept it there until I ****. And everyone I was in the car I did it and I sometimes I for yelled at. Well I...
    jaclyn11113 jaclyn11113 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2013

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    I have a punching bag

    and I get naked and hump it so hard it's unreal
    hump42 hump42 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 8

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    Has anyone tried humping in rubber pants

    as I've just acquired a pair of latex panties with an attached sheath and humped the pillow in bed and was able to keep the pants on all night and fall asleep wearing them as the sheath is waterproof and the bed linen didn't get soiled
    Michub Michub 46-50, M Jun 10

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    Humping Soft Toy Rabbits.

    Hi everyone, I love to hump my soft toy bunny rabbits every day. I buy soft toys so that I can hump them real good. I take a toy rabbits head/face then I put my penis on his head and ears then I sit down on top of him and I then squash him. Before I put my penis on him my penis...
    toyrabbithumper toyrabbithumper 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    Humping My Pillow

    i was so horny one night i just couldnt help it was so hard to i slipped my penis inside my pillow and started moving back and forth felt so awesome to i could feel my **** get harder and harder and then i started pumping *** inside my pillow felt so great :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 28, 2013

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    Taking Tall objects Horizontally (erotic Post)

    Renea is probably one of the most interesting humping experiences I have ever gotten to have. Renea is a clock who is taller, wider and deeper than myself (You could probably put over two times my mass inside the space she encloses)... She's made out of wood and has 3 _huge_...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 30, 2010

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    My Favorite Way To **********

    I've been humping things since I was 4 years old. My older sister and I humped each other until we were about 12. Still the only way I can ******. I hump the corner of tables, chairs, couch arms, pillows, and the floor. I like to watch myself humping, and other girls as well.
    oddlydepraved oddlydepraved 31-35, F Oct 17, 2013

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    When horny I look around my room

    and see what I can hump. I've used pillows, the side of the couch, the top of the couch, the corner of the coffee table, a rolled up towel etc. My new love is rubbing myself over the arm of a padded chair. Love ladies doing this on **** too.
    goldie24 goldie24 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 18

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    I am so horny today and I don't know why.

    I can't keep my hands above my waist for over five minutes if I'm not humping something. This morning I was humping my bed, and fingering myself. In the shower, I let the hot water run over my crotch as I thrusted my toy deep inside. I would be shivering with delight, drowning...
    ashleycorson ashleycorson 13-15, F 15 Responses Apr 13

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    My Teddy Bear

    Ugh...okay....I do it too. I sleep with a big teddy bear at night. It helps me sleep better.  Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I hump him until I ******. It feels great but it's not something I do all the time.
    SDToddler SDToddler 22-25, M 38 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    All The Time

    I hump anything I can find- my phone, my...anything!! When I watch **** I can get soooo turned on and humping makes me sooo wet!! 
    randomjulia randomjulia 70+, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Only 8 Yrs. Old

    im actually 8 yrs. old and i always wake up and after i lock my door i crawl into my lil bro's bed whos only 6.... and we put on diapers on eachother and start humping with our diaper, then just fall asleep.
    justalilkid justalilkid 13-15 3 Responses Jun 26, 2009

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    I Don't Know If I Posted About This Before, But...

    It just occurred to me that some of the people on here might like this grouip I created some time ago:http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Sexually-Attracted-To-Things-Made-By-People/184423
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 30, 2010

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    Horny Baby

    I hump everything. I have an insane sex drive, and am still a virgin, so I ********** all the time. Humping is one of my favorite pastimes. Usually, when I'm not around my family, I'm up in my bedroom, door locked, humping furiously. I am right now! My big stuffed crocodile is...
    androrinn androrinn 18-21 Aug 8, 2013

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    I Love Humping Poles

    I love humping my stuffed animal dog. It's so big and when I rub up against it I can feel myself get so wet. I get really horny just reading all these experiences. If anyone wants to talk about theirs one on one with me that'd be awesome ;)
    lexan68hey lexan68hey 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    I was starting to get hrny,

    rubbing myself and trying to make the feeling go away. But then I saw my stuffed lion, and decided it would be fun to hump. I laid it on the floor and positioned it so its face would be on my crotch. I started hump it, and immediately I felt so much better. I couldn't stop, I...
    ashleycorson ashleycorson 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 12

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    When I was a boy I would get plastic bag

    and put it between the two bed matrices and put on a lubricated rubber. Then I would hump the end of the bed. Later after my divorce, I found a ad for Fleshlight and ordered one. It is the complete mock up of woman's private part. I used a KY type lubrication and stuck it in...
    bill372 bill372 61-65, M 1 Response Jun 12

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    Oh my god this feels sooo amazing.

    I have a toy up me, and I'm humping my pillow. The toy is wet already and I just started. A rich glow spreading over my whole lower body, especially my burning crotch... Ahhh I just got some *** on my pillow its warm and sticky. It feels heavenly. Waves of pleasure consume me as...
    ashleycorson ashleycorson 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 16

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    Humping objects Is The End-all And Be-all...

    Doing this -HOMERUN-idly -drives home- the notion that human beings can sexually survive without other human beings... we just need the os subculture to finally wee-boot and accept males and nerds...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 16, 2010

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    I am not sure if this is too wild

    for the new E.P. I have posted it as a comment, that was acceptable, on another e.p. user's story experience (can be found at lexan68hey's experience) where it is shorter. My first real ****** came from climbing those "poles" at the play ground equipment. It always felt good to...
    naughtydad559 naughtydad559 41-45 May 18

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    :)

    I love ******* household objects! I stick anything I can find into my *****! Everything from curling irons to food! I then ate it! I even love ******* in public! My mistress always turns me on and I *** on my pillow then sleep on it. I even eat my *** on food after ******* it...
    propertyofali propertyofali 22-25, F 9 Responses Mar 2, 2013

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    Ok

    i might as well because no guy wants to have sex with me might as well get going
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 Aug 6, 2010

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    I used to let my dog hump me when I was pretty young, I was only 14, it started when my giant male English mastiff got Me down and humped me, he was too strong for so I just kept...
    Angelwuvsyu Angelwuvsyu 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 17

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    What's the best way to hump a pillow for the best experience?
    annonymous1999 annonymous1999 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    What do I do, after I have humped the pillow I'm soaking what should I do???
    annonymous1999 annonymous1999 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    I've humped my pillow before and it felt really good, I recommend it for anybody that masturbates.
    HaddyT HaddyT 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    read my other one that i typo the word hump... it say the whole thing
    JeffTheKiller JeffTheKiller 22-25, M Jul 21

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    I did that once man it felt good I was about 14 I told my parents I was not feeling well and was going to lay down in my room!! I went laid on my bed and ******** and laid on my...
    brandonpatrick brandonpatrick 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Me too i like to hump my teddy it makes my vagina feel good when im horny the wetness and sticky ness is just perfect i love it !
    secretlol secretlol 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My best friends and I would hump each other all the time growing up. It was fun :)
    flyboy84 flyboy84 26-30, M 12 hrs ago

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    I understand women's struggle and need for freedom and independence, but I would like to know there are a few left who like cuddling and massages without competitions.
    jerseystitch jerseystitch 51-55, M Jul 8

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    I understand women's struggle and need for freedom and independence, but I would like to know there are a few left who like cuddling and massages without competitions.
    jerseystitch jerseystitch 51-55, M Jul 8

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    I understand women's struggle and need for freedom and independence, but I would like to know there are a few left who like cuddling and massages without competitions.
    jerseystitch jerseystitch 51-55, M Jul 8

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    My cars name is Victoria and my laptops name is bob lol
    kaylaes52 kaylaes52 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    To avoid hurting people that hurts me (because I would send them to the morgue as I stand in front of them but that it's illegal) I bash on inanimate objects with a sharp knife or...
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M Jul 19

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    This is bad but yes, I cussed out my old computer, I tell my phone "I hope you die someday!" Then I say "I'm sorry I love you." I run into a door frame often so here's how it plays...
    countrygirlISTaylor countrygirlISTaylor 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I love my pillow I'm on it right now any ladies want to join it pretty big. ;)
    krista46 krista46 18-21, T 2 Responses Jul 3

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