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I Hump Objects

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 299 People

    When horny I look around my room

    and see what I can hump. I've used pillows, the side of the couch, the top of the couch, the corner of the coffee table, a rolled up towel etc. My new love is rubbing myself over the arm of a padded chair. Love ladies doing this on **** too.
    goldie24 goldie24 41-45, F 13 Responses Apr 18

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    I Even Dream About This...

    I took a nap this evening cause I'm gonna be pulling an "alnighter" on a project. While asleep I dreampt my parents were still alive. I found the potting soil bag I used screw and pretend was a girl named Julie when in high school. (My mom was apparently like this: She'd buy...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jan 29, 2010

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    All The Time

    I hump anything I can find- my phone, my...anything!! When I watch **** I can get soooo turned on and humping makes me sooo wet!! 
    randomjulia randomjulia 70+, F 5 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Humping My Pillow

    i was so horny one night i just couldnt help it was so hard to i slipped my penis inside my pillow and started moving back and forth felt so awesome to i could feel my **** get harder and harder and then i started pumping *** inside my pillow felt so great :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 28, 2013

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    Horny Baby

    I hump everything. I have an insane sex drive, and am still a virgin, so I ********** all the time. Humping is one of my favorite pastimes. Usually, when I'm not around my family, I'm up in my bedroom, door locked, humping furiously. I am right now! My big stuffed crocodile is...
    androrinn androrinn 18-21 Aug 8, 2013

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    I am not sure if this is too wild

    for the new E.P. I have posted it as a comment, that was acceptable, on another e.p. user's story experience (can be found at lexan68hey's experience) where it is shorter. My first real ****** came from climbing those "poles" at the play ground equipment. It always felt good to...
    naughtydad559 naughtydad559 41-45 1 Response May 18

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    I Don't Know If I Posted About This Before, But...

    It just occurred to me that some of the people on here might like this grouip I created some time ago:http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-Sexually-Attracted-To-Things-Made-By-People/184423
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 30, 2010

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    Ok

    i might as well because no guy wants to have sex with me might as well get going
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 Aug 6, 2010

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    I Love Humping Poles

    I love humping my stuffed animal dog. It's so big and when I rub up against it I can feel myself get so wet. I get really horny just reading all these experiences. If anyone wants to talk about theirs one on one with me that'd be awesome ;)
    lexan68hey lexan68hey 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 30, 2013

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    Well This Is the _EXPERIENCE PROJECT_

    I was in a bigname hardware store today looking for something else entirely, but even though I was pressed for time I still had to walk through the garden section. As a romantic linguaphile who also likes heavyset women, if the right words appear on the back of a large...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 25, 2009

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    Charmin 24 Pack

    Ok , ok i admit it and there were three witnesses *sighs* I humped toilet paper ... WHAT!!! I Was drinking and being goofy!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 8, 2009

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    Humping Soft Toy Rabbits.

    Hi everyone, I love to hump my soft toy bunny rabbits every day. I buy soft toys so that I can hump them real good. I take a toy rabbits head/face then I put my penis on his head and ears then I sit down on top of him and I then squash him. Before I put my penis on him my penis...
    toyrabbithumper toyrabbithumper 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    Metal Gear Solid...

    hahaha... this is from when play station had lousy graphics, i believe it was ps1 or 2... I remember seeing my brother playing metal gear solid and listening to the control vibrating like crazy during the clip at the beginning... so one day I was sooo horny... I was so hot that I...
    ravenge ravenge 26-30, F 20 Responses Jan 5, 2011

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    Ilurveboobies Ilurveboobies 36-40, F 3 Responses May 11

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    Not exactly an object,

    but ever since I was very little, I've humped my hand to **********. Makes my ***** so wet. I also love to watch a guy hump too. So hot.
    mnm514 mnm514 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    Taking Tall objects Horizontally (erotic Post)

    Renea is probably one of the most interesting humping experiences I have ever gotten to have. Renea is a clock who is taller, wider and deeper than myself (You could probably put over two times my mass inside the space she encloses)... She's made out of wood and has 3 _huge_...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 30, 2010

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    Yes

    this is actually a wondefrful thing to have because if your very horny like me and you cant get a person this feels right . i mean all i need is sex anyway also things can feel good just by touching them you can get excited just by touching something . and what i like about it is...
    kevin5678 kevin5678 36-40 2 Responses Aug 6, 2010

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    For Males: Packaging Tubes

    My first ****** as a small boy was over a cosmetic tube who felt like skin... Try before you criticize. I've been objectum-sexual ever since... Most of my kind have no regrets whatsoever of their orientation.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 2 Responses Sep 14, 2009

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    Has anyone tried humping in rubber pants

    as I've just acquired a pair of latex panties with an attached sheath and humped the pillow in bed and was able to keep the pants on all night and fall asleep wearing them as the sheath is waterproof and the bed linen didn't get soiled
    Michub Michub 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 10

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    Packaging Bags....

    I was in a fast food restaurant tonight and someone had laid out on a table a big bag of some type of product. If this had 2 or more of my favorite words on her, then I'd so want to lay her onto my bed and have intercourse with her.... I think I'm sexually attracted to full bags...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jan 15, 2010

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    My Favorite Way To **********

    I've been humping things since I was 4 years old. My older sister and I humped each other until we were about 12. Still the only way I can ******. I hump the corner of tables, chairs, couch arms, pillows, and the floor. I like to watch myself humping, and other girls as well.
    oddlydepraved oddlydepraved 31-35, F Oct 17, 2013

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    Humping objects Is The End-all And Be-all...

    Doing this -HOMERUN-idly -drives home- the notion that human beings can sexually survive without other human beings... we just need the os subculture to finally wee-boot and accept males and nerds...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 16, 2010

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    My Teddy Bear

    Ugh...okay....I do it too. I sleep with a big teddy bear at night. It helps me sleep better.  Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I hump him until I ******. It feels great but it's not something I do all the time.
    SDToddler SDToddler 22-25, M 39 Responses Feb 7, 2009

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    New Related Group...

    ... that is a "superset" of this one.... EP Link So check this out and see if you can "say this"... I felt "hump" was only one way this can be done, so I decided to create another group for all the things that are similar but do not fit here...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 30, 2010

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