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I Humped a Guy

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    Once I not only humped my pillow but road it, I put a condom on a ratchet handle and put it inside me and road that pillow like it was my lover (fantasizing of course)
    Kunar20 Kunar20 18-21, M 5 Responses Mar 30

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    I honestly don't think he exists. But that's ok because I know there's no such thing as a "perfect" guy. But one can always daydream right??? So here it is: *HE MUST LOVE MY KIDS...
    Germanovna Germanovna 31-35, F Apr 9

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    Believe it or not, I did not know until I joined this site on my main EP id, blossomingbeauti, that there were males who think females are into them if they tell those guys hi. It...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 6 Responses Apr 9

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    I always believed this. My whole life I would deny and deny when boyfriends or friends or the tv or magazines would say "guys only want one thing" I just turned 22 and I realized...
    goldenessence goldenessence 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 12

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    I hate to be like this, but dammit I gotta let it out! I have a friend. She's cute, petite, and blonde with big boobs. She's an amazing friend and I love her with all my heart...
    SeanaO SeanaO 18-21, F 19 Responses Mar 29

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    I just do. All the guys I know who are any of the above so far have been hot. So I'm guessing it may be a sort of trend for them to all have a certain flare no other guy has. I...
    TrackStackz TrackStackz 13-15, M Mar 29

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    I'm looking for a guy in my school who ISNT a ******* dumbass! Sadly I think it's impossible. But what do I do??? I'm alone with 2 friends. I want Someone my age but all the guys...
    Lolatux Lolatux 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Okay just saying this opens the flood gates for the Ep pedos. But yes I like older guys. Not to be confused with old men. But older guys....I'm 17 so like a guy in his 20's is...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F 7 Responses Apr 8

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    while I am not old i guess the reality is i am getting old enough to be considered older by some women, even old enough to be the parent of some of them. I guess I have to accept...
    Vawreck Vawreck 36-40, M Mar 26

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    How about instead of naming the idiots and giving them what they want...attention..we name those who do good and try to make the community a little bit brighter for us all? My...
    Sillylittleredheadchick Sillylittleredheadchick 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 26

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    I'm looking for a guy to have an MMF three-sum with, who has a big penis, is between the ages of 18 and 40, and is willing to go on camera. You wouldn't have to touch the other...
    DottyLittleDress DottyLittleDress 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I seem to have a thing for guys older that me when I was 13 I dated a guy 5 years older then 14 a guy 4 years older it's a thing haha
    Silver1sil Silver1sil 16-17, F Mar 28

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    Tonight I got to talk to a guy and he was so awesome and polite and I felt like a idiot because I felt like I was talking to much but it was fun he even told me we could sit...
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Let me make myself clear... I do not like guys over 45!!!! No no!!! It is also very hard for me to like guys over 35! They have to bring something new to the table... So you older...
    Mariferb86 Mariferb86 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Nice guys do finish last. I'm sorry but nice guys are too sensitive. I like cracking jokes and when I do it hurts your feelings. Sometimes I'm sarcastic and ya guys take it to the...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I was in this situation 4 years ago, my ex fiance even humiliated me in public. He would scream at me and hit me, even shove me to the edge of the sidewalk, throw my things to the...
    Alyyeska Alyyeska 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 9

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    Older guys are literally the best. I posted something like this previously but It's true I'm not really attracted to guys my age or even close. I think I'm strange for it but as...
    Sayybriana Sayybriana 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    I went to the mall with my friends and this group of guys passed . There was this one . His eyes set me on fire . When they passed, I stopped holding my breath and said "He is so...
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 7 Responses Apr 13

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    I think some girls and guys can be just friends... most guys friend zone me and unless I'm blind haven't made a pass at me. I'm not classically pretty I'm "uniquely OK" as I've...
    ButterKnuckles123 ButterKnuckles123 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 13

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    I wish there were more gay guys at my school. Literally there's this guy at my school and he is sooooo cute... I mean like Nash gerier ( minus the asswhole part ) and people say...
    Mattsdragons Mattsdragons 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Past couple years I've been strangely interested in older men. Not old old like 80 but nothing beyond 50. There's this guy I met and he's just amazing. He's up there in age. And I...
    Sayybriana Sayybriana 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    It used to make me really nervous, like my heart pounding kind of thing? But now I get a thrill from it. I almost always compare guys to each other but it's all harmless fun to me...
    alexxxxx96 alexxxxx96 18-21, F 10 Responses Mar 25

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    Guys and girls can be friends but other people might get the wrong idea when they think about it. But guys can be girls with girls there's nothing wrong with that.
    likatanaka808 likatanaka808 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Lots off people these days think that any guy and girl will either start a relationship with each other or one might have feels for the other and soo on I am living proof that a...
    XDHyperGirlXD1 XDHyperGirlXD1 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Guys who hit women are cowards. As guys, we're meant to love and protect women, not beat on them!
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 18 Responses Mar 31

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    I met a guy several years ago and he is 8 years older than me. He began to talk to me but suddenly he began flirting. When I was 18 he began to tell me about his personal life and...
    GalacticMermaid GalacticMermaid 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    You guys is cool! Im glad I got to know everyone on here! Everyone is so respectful and everyone respects boundaries! Love you guys!
    shortfry3 shortfry3 13-15, F Mar 31

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    I've always been attracted to white guys. Whenever, I picture myself in a serious relationship, they guy is usually white. Before anyone calls me prejudice or anything, I would...
    anmdelrey anmdelrey 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 31

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    None of you guys have a chance with my sexy waitress wife... but keep trying. The same characteristics that make her a fun and desirable waitress, are the same characteristics...
    TheBigGun TheBigGun 46-50, M Apr 2

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    i like guys my age too but i like starting to like guys older then me cause they know what their doing and how to do it.
    wsstar wsstar 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Next time my grandfather goes back to Guyana, he wants to find a Guyanese girl for me to marry XD I love the older mentality
    VirtualCygnus VirtualCygnus 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 5

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    I don't know what it is about boys my age up until their late teens. Most of them are immature/jealous, and don't act their age. I don't get it? I feel older than my own age, yet I...
    stillYDGN stillYDGN 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    Ever since I knew him he's always been so flirtatious. He's the type of guy who's extremely romantic, would give me a flower and tell my im beautiful while on a long walk. He...
    Roseloring Roseloring 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    As always has been. Girls are probably less than 4 and we're even barely communicate like once a year or two. So I've been always surrounded by men since a kid and Im still...
    Sonoluminescence Sonoluminescence 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Hey ladies I'm a big guy I'm 5'9 547lbs I'm intrested in chatting with a women that likes us big guys so feel free to hit me up I'd love to chat
    teddybear978 teddybear978 26-30, M Apr 8

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    All guys who talk to me just want to have sex. Is there any guys who actually want something serious out in the world anymore in their mid 20's. 😒
    coraimaal coraimaal 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    yes. super cute! like I don't know what it is but dang. I've noticed that most of the guys I like are lanky. which is kinda funny because my sister is SUPER into stalky guys.
    shamrok11 shamrok11 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    So 2 months after my break and I'm talking to someone new. Well we've beeen talking for a month. Sometimes I feel so messed up because I miss my ex & if I get with this guy then I...
    Marylin69 Marylin69 31-35, F Apr 11

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    Idk why but I'm very scared to talk to guys just guys with deep voices and being very tall just makes me be scared to talk to the cause i think they're gonna be mean and not like...
    jaddielove024 jaddielove024 13-15, F Apr 12

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    There's this guy I met earlier this year in my Economics class. (we'll just call him Skitz). Skitz and I sat next to each other on the first day and pretty much clicked over our...
    Ro5e Ro5e 18-21, F Apr 13

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    I am guy and I was once attracted to someone in my school i always try to shake that feeling off but it comes backl he was younger than me and he respected and trusted me but every...
    kofi7king kofi7king 13-15, M Apr 13

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