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I If Suddenly You Were the Opposite Sex What Would You Do

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 110 People

    Awww Man.............

    Do you know how many conflicting thoughts I had run through my brain when I read the title of this group, a ton of them, first off I would hope that I would be a better looking woman than I am a man, or I could be in serious trouble.    I would apologize to myself for...
    ablmu65 ablmu65
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Oct 21, 2009

    I Would Thank the Gods!

    It would be my dream and every prayer came true if I just woke up one day and was a man.  I used to pray every night that I could wake up as a male but still have my same friends and family and they wouldn't be shocked, it would be like it was always that way.  And...
    vampireheart vampireheart
    31-35, T
    1 Response Jul 23, 2008

    I Would....

    I would pee standing up. Yep, I would be able to get out of the bathroom in less than half the time it takes me now. Not care so much if my clothes were clean. Sniff test, here I come! Grow a beard, but I would keep it trimmed. Then I could stroke it while I'm acting...
    writingLIVreadingLAFmusicLUV writingLIVreadingLAFmusicLUV
    26-30, F
    Nov 11, 2008

    If Only

    I would get on my knees and thank god for answering my prayers then go out and have so much sex i could'nt walk or sit down for a month then get back on my knees and pray to god i stayed female and that i was pregnant so i could start a family. Not imaginative i know but thats...
    janus4u2 janus4u2
    46-50, T
    1 Response Jul 20, 2010

    Become A Lipstick Lesiban

    I have always been in love with the female body. I'm jealous of the attention they can get with it. I've always dreamed of being a lingerie model. If I suddenly became female I would beable to wear my favorite lingerie opennly and flount it. I'm not interested in men But, to...
    silkydrawers silkydrawers
    1 Response Jan 15, 2012

    Wow - Free To Dress Up

    I'd play with my love bumps. I would try to tongue myself - can't do that now. The P**** would have to wait a while. --- Wait - I'd have to buy more bras, and two piece swim suits. NEAT-O
    MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy
    70+, M
    Mar 25, 2010


    The first thing would be go out, dressed sexy but easy to enter. I would practice hopping I would get pregnet and be permantlly in the female body I would love. I would take any and all men letting them fill me with their ***, taking every drop in my *****, with the dream of...
    RunAroundSusan RunAroundSusan
    Mar 16, 2013


    The first thing I would do is scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And then, "What the hell is THAT???" And then run around in circles in a panic, look into a mirror and scream at my adam's apple, then faint! :-o When I woke up again and realized that I couldn't do...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 28, 2009

    Would Be An Eye Opener to Say the Least

    I would have the ability to know and understand the inner makings of both men and women thereby be able to communicate better and be understood and understand. this would make marriage so much easier.
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    Aug 20, 2008

    I'd Die...

    I'd die of happiness!!
    RoseViolet RoseViolet
    46-50, F
    1 Response Nov 3, 2009

    If I Woke Up a Guy

    WOW first scream like a girl. Then check out my package, ********** like a spider monkey, pee standing up, go outside with no shirt on. OK that's the best part. No shirt whenever I want. You men are so privileged in so many ways but as a person who hates clothing. That's a big...
    KaysFun KaysFun
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 16, 2008

    Headphones Club Comrades Should Pay Special Attention To The Issue Of Hearing Protection

    Recently heard more than a friend and friends tell me that they think long-term use of beats dr dre sale headphones especially ear beats dr dre headphones cheap headphones Jianjue hearing on the decline. This really is not good news. I do not want beats dr dre headphones...
    shanshan8100 shanshan8100
    22-25, F
    May 22, 2012

    I Would Be Practical

    Never mind men who would spend all days ogling themselves in the mirror.  Here are the things that would happen pretty quickly if I woke to the realization I was suddenly a woman: 1)  Get dressed, then spend three minutes cussing because all of my clothes are suddenly...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    1 Response Oct 17, 2010

    Become a Rock Musician

    I love rock music but honestly it is one of those things that guys do better. Heart I think is the only exception. I cannot stand girl rock, it sucks, it's pointless and shallow. I would love to be a rock musician so if I was guy I would be.
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    23 Responses Oct 16, 2008


    I have always wondered about the difference between us.  Someone once said that we were from Mars and women were from Venus.  That is many milllions of miles.  Are we really that different?  Granted there are some hormonal and physiological differences and as...
    Firetech Firetech
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Jul 20, 2008

    M*sturbate. I'm really curious to know what

    coming feels like for a woman.
    utahwriter utahwriter
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2014

    Only For One Day

    If I woke up a man I could show men how it is really done. I would take my spouse out without being harrassed. I would make love hitting all the right spots. I would take out the trash every week. I would not pass gas and laugh. I would call the next day.
    Abriee Abriee
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Nov 26, 2008

    If This Happens ...

    i'd be ecstatic! i'd jump for joy!   i'd flirt better and even show a little. i'd be extremely happy!!!!!!!   i'd love every minute and relish in my womanhood even more. i'd become the very, very best me i could be. Ah, wonderful!!!!
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2009

    Flaunt It.

    I have often thought what it would be like to be a member of the opposite sex. Especially if I were graced with a great body. Boobs - size doesn't matter. It is how you wear them that counts (although large, long nipples that are always hard would be nice.) Waist - Slim to...
    georgiaboy georgiaboy
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Mar 5, 2009

    If I Was a Man...

    I'd check out my jewels, then I would **********.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2008

    If I Did

    I would finally be complete.  Nothing would really change for me except maybe my outlook on life.
    Michellewhois Michellewhois
    Jan 24, 2010

    I Would Love It

    it would be so cool to be a girl again
    tyco72 tyco72
    Aug 10, 2009

    I Would Stay

    I wouldn't want to change back. I would go out in a sexy dress and never want to return. I would go to a bar and enjoy all the drunk guys hitting on me. I am bi so I guess my sex life wouldn't change, I would get to wear dresses more often.
    TaraCDgirl TaraCDgirl
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 5, 2009

    What Could I Do?

    I suppose I'd get me some high heels and short shorts and be a very naughty girl.
    CtrlD CtrlD
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Feb 24, 2009

    Buy a Waterproof Rabbit...

    ... 10 sets of batteries, run a hot soapy bubblebath, make sure the pulse jet shower head was working and NEVER come out!
    Lazarus42 Lazarus42
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Feb 16, 2009

    Have Sex

    I am a man and have pleasured many a woman.  Those multiple ******* are something worth having.  A woman's **** has something like 5 times more nerve endings that a man's penis in a 10th the space.  I'm not sure I'd be willing to change back
    rw5453 rw5453
    56-60, M
    Jun 11, 2009

    I'd Adapt

    I would find some way to adapt. At least I have a good start on the wardrobe
    babybearjean babybearjean
    61-65, M
    Jul 9, 2010

    Wow, What A Cute Little Kitty Cat...

    If I woke up one morning and was lucky enough to have a vagina, the first thing I would do is get a full brazillian wax and then go to a sex toy shop and pick out all the toys that I could get my hands on and then go home and play. Don't worry, I would take...
    burn1 burn1
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Apr 6, 2010


    I'd immediately get a sex-change operation. I like being a woman.
    loyd loyd
    51-55, F
    9 Responses Jul 23, 2008

    Burp, Scratch, and Sh**

    Once I finish that, I'd do it again.
    Abriee Abriee
    36-40, F
    Sep 6, 2008

    If I Were a Man All of a Sudden I Would..

    ...scratch my balls because that seems to be a popular past time
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 27, 2008

    Be An Exhibitionist

    Many years ago the supreme court in my province ruled that women may go topless so long as they are not being sexual about it. It is based on equal rights. You would think that would have opened it up to topless bathing on beaches, but it has not caught on. Not many women have...
    cycletourist cycletourist
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2008
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