I If You Were a Road Sign,what Would It Say

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    My Road Sign

    Caution: bumpy road ahead
    Analaa Analaa
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 30, 2013

    Yeah Definitely

    I know exactly what it would say..MAKE U-TURN HERE
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    Jul 15, 2011

    Rough Road Ahead - Watch For Falling Rocks

    All kinds of **** has happened in my life.  I'm not happy about it and I'm handling it the best way I can.  So, I want to let people know that if I were a road sign that it would say rough road ahead - watch for falling rocks because **** just falls out sometimes and it is...
    ladygodiva110 ladygodiva110
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 26, 2011
    raesaddiction raesaddiction
    22-25, F
    Jul 16, 2014

    No Parking

    My wife says I'd be an annoying road sign, and "No Parking" is pretty annoying. Or maybe "Diversion Ahead", or even "Caution: Falling objects". Yep... all good.
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    1 Response Jul 14, 2011

    My Road Signs!

    Do Not Park in Non-Designated Areas (Near the Volcano)...You Will Be Ticketed and Towed! Areas Are Monitored Frequently! OR Unpaved Road-Proceed At Your Own Risk! Those are them in a nutshell...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 5, 2012

    My Sign Would Be....

    "Beware:  Big Cliff ahead"
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Aug 19, 2008

    Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Fly!!!

    that would be my sign!!!!... meaning that the happy times are ahead so do not drink and drive wen u can smoke and fly!!...
    iverson121212 iverson121212
    31-35, M
    Nov 20, 2012

    Stop And Think

    Granted, thats not a real road sign, but if I were a road sign; that is what I would say, "STOP and THINK".  Far to many people do neither.
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2009

    Slippery When Wet.(;

    haha,most definately.
    sweetnikkiii sweetnikkiii
    18-21, F
    Oct 24, 2009

    With My Sense Of Direction........

    It will probably read :
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    1 Response Nov 13, 2009
    intrepidtraveler intrepidtraveler
    31-35, F
    22 Responses Oct 22, 2009

    Must Be A Road Sign?

    "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
    PhantomBrave10 PhantomBrave10
    18-21, F
    Jun 21, 2012

    Road Sign

    How about "Dead End" I read some of the others; they are funny.
    barbermcm barbermcm
    41-45, M
    Apr 10, 2012

    If I Were A Road Sign

    If I were a road sign, I think it would say Crossroads. I feel like that is where I am right now.
    mareliberum mareliberum
    1 Response Mar 25, 2012

    Dead End

    It would probably read DEAD END...
    NaturesAnomaly NaturesAnomaly
    22-25, F
    Jul 23, 2012


    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    9 Responses Oct 22, 2009

    His And Hers

    Mine:  Caution......Watch out for lumps, bumps and curves! His:  Follow this trail!!  (treasure trail that is...yum!)
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    Oct 7, 2010

    Read The Sign

    I'm a geologist so my road sign would say. . .Caution: Falling Rocks
    KingofSwords KingofSwords
    56-60, M
    May 5, 2012

    It Would Have To Be...

    steve86 steve86
    22-25, M
    Oct 7, 2011
    raesaddiction raesaddiction
    22-25, F
    Jul 16, 2014

    Danger Do Not Use

    You don't want to know me, trust me. I am one person you don't want to know. I just up ruining friendships like a mower to grass.
    Shyaeme Shyaeme
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 11, 2013
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

    My Sign

    i get upset when people do this ... no texting or flinging a cigarette out the window... just drive
    sunsure sunsure
    41-45, F
    Apr 29, 2012

    I Would Say

    "Private road, trespassers will be shot."
    darkshado650 darkshado650
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 7, 2012

    I Went For Sox And Came Back With Five Carts Of Experiences

    Ok I was having thye usual morning which starts for meat about 4:00 am My once apon a time midday... soon The clock struck six and somehow after mainlining like my first pot of Cauffee, I mananged to fall out for another hour, Now I should clarify I am still Winning my daily...
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    Oct 16, 2011

    If I Were A Road Sign..

    My sign would read "Proceed with Caution".. People who come close to me deserve a disclaimer, my ADHD ruins lives, lol
    Cloudn9ne Cloudn9ne
    26-30, F
    May 4, 2012
    cotygal123 cotygal123
    16-17, F
    Jul 24, 2014

    I Would Be "Destruction Zone Begins" Lol!!

      Actually, just about any of these war road signs will do! What do you guys think?  
    jjslair jjslair
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Feb 19, 2009

    No Passing

    have always wonder what others would do i if locked mybraks on and just sat at that sign someday
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2
    61-65, M
    Aug 31, 2011

    Me A Road Sign? Better Than A Speed Bump...

    I would love to think my "road sign " would say "DANGEROUS CURVES"! But more likely, "Proceed with Caution" would best describe me.
    kellycares kellycares
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Feb 11, 2012

    Probably. . It would be one of those big

    signs you see on the highway... "services ahead" That means its coffee time.... :)
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    1 Response Nov 10, 2014

    Do Not Enter

    Do Not Enter if u r full of BS in any way!!!
    rockwitu rockwitu
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 25, 2012
    Jasec Jasec
    36-40, M
    1 Response Aug 20, 2011

    Enter. . .

     It should be. . ." Check Point Ahead"Anyone found with a hard, pointed object shall be detained for life.
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2011

    My Road Sign

    exodusattack exodusattack
    18-21, F
    Oct 7, 2011

    Watch Out

    Unmapped  area ahead,travel at you own risk.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 28, 2013

    Curvy !

    Only one thing a roadsign could say about me.....Curvy !
    DeliveryGirl DeliveryGirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 2, 2011

    If I Were A Road Sign...

    I would have to say..."go easy." because I am going through a very rough time right now and I want all people to take it easy on me. Please.
    butterfly628 butterfly628
    51-55, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2011


    My roadside sign would say: Beware, Thick Quicksand Ahead Ability to walk on water recommended for the next 1000 miles.
    dangeroustwist dangeroustwist
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2011

    My Sign

     WARNING @!%*# Loon  AHEAD
    MrElwood MrElwood
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 23, 2011

    I Am A Stop Sign!

    When you're confronted with a problem, you drop everything else you're doing at the time. You need to take a moment and collect yourself before you proceed. Once you've taken a quick break, you're ready to tackle almost anything that's come your way. But if you're not given...
    casalilly casalilly
    31-35, F
    Aug 3, 2012
    RebekahWriter13 RebekahWriter13
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Jul 13, 2015

    Talk To Me!

    Tell me something good. I like to listen to people, talk about their journey so far through life. Most of them have such interesting things to share. Some have traveled to far off places and seen many things. Some are well educated, at formal institutions, others have obtained...
    xxxo222 xxxo222
    46-50, F
    Aug 25, 2012

    My Road Sign Would Say...

    "Winding road ahead..."
    boomerang73 boomerang73
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2010


    My sign would say, "Detour, take next Exit"
    Dahliamakestwo Dahliamakestwo
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 28, 2010
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