I I'm Such a Klutz

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    Lets just say that I fall all over myself most of the time. I dont have an ounce of grace. I trip and there is nothing there. Go figure....I just have Klutz written in BOLD black letters on my forehead. I always make people laugh with my antics....maybe thats a good thing. People...
    picgirl picgirl
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Dec 12, 2007

    Down to Earth !

    Because twice in the last few weeks , I've felt a bit wanted, and twice I've  come down to Earth with a bump!......and its entirely my own fault. What an Idiot !!
    crystalkate crystalkate
    51-55, F
    1 Response May 16, 2007

    My brother, sister, mother

    and I were all eating at El Fenix yesterday and I had a sprite and my mom asked for a tortilla so I gave her one and I was moving my arm back to the way it was and knocked over my sprite! There was ice everywhere! Thank goodness I drank all the sprite first or that could've been...
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Apr 20, 2015

    The Amazing Me

    I recently posted a question about clumsy moments. Here's some of my funniest ones. All completely true. 1- I sat on a table at a party and it collapsed under me. 2- I sat on a folding chair and it flipped and collapsed on me. 3- In 8th grade my violin slipped from my hands...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jun 5, 2013

    Spiller Alert

    I have spilt every beverage you can possibly think of.. on my laptop, on my desk, on my clothes, on the carpet etc... Believe me, when I come hide all the liquid! I dont even know how some of the things spill, I can actually do a domino effect , with no training if it involves...
    ikluts ikluts
    31-35, F
    Sep 3, 2013

    Ever Since I Can Remember.

    A few years back I was dating this guy and he just got so used to me being a klutz that every time I yelled or said ow or he heard some strange noise his response came to be "I don't wanna know."The funniest thing I can probably remember from that time was when I was wearing my...
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 31, 2011

    I'm such a klutz that

    whenever I'm in kitchen, which I rarely am, I drop the dishes (wah...! such a noise) or either get burned, cut or wet. In my childhood, whenever someone asked me to fetch water I albeit always dropped the glass midway. I've gotten so many scoldings for breaking my mom's...
    RainSerenedrops RainSerenedrops
    18-21, F
    Feb 15, 2015

    Saved Face

    I once fell when I was jogging. I thought no one saw me as I lay flat on my face. No such luck - another jogger saw and ran over asking me if I were alright. I held my breath, pulled all my energy together, and flipped onto my feet. Smiling, I said,  "Oh, yes, I'm fine...
    sweetd sweetd
    56-60, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2007

    Cutzy Gal

    Today i was running and i tripped on a cone and fell flat on my face! later that day i was walking backwards and fell into a recycle bin! i am such a clutz!
    clutzygirl9092 clutzygirl9092
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2009
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