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I Its The Reason Some People Have Dogs And Not Spouses

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    Who Is A Slob?

    Dog's like it if u leave a lot of things on the floor.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    So Long

    If a dog leaves, he won't take half ur stuff.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Feb 14, 2010

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    Visitors

    A dog's parents never visit.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    Aw Sweetheart

    Dogs find u amusing when u are drunk.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    I'm Home

    The later u are, the more excited ur dog is two see u.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    That's The Idea

    A dog will put a studded collar on without calling u a pervert.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Go Back To Sleep

    A dog will not wake u up in the middle of the night and ask "If I died, would u get another dog?"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 13, 2010

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    It Isn't Mine

    If a dog has babies, u can put an ad in the paper to give sell them.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Who?

    Dogs don't notice if u call them another dog's name.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    Past Time

    Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    Ipleadthe5th Ipleadthe5th 41-45, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    we all have our shortcomings ,,,,no such thing as human flaw,only judgment of differences 
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    Ive never been remotely attractive soo I'm relying on personality... I know of one but besides that I doubt there've been any who have.
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    Many do. The sixties proved it. But leaders hid Behind image. And money. And power. So today the world is fubar. The wealthy bought it all. And kept messing it up...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I'm one of those people!😒
    AngelaValdez AngelaValdez 36-40, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am one of them. I keep coming close but I can't seem to close the deal. I know this is not one of my heart felt experiences but I can't stand not being sexually intimate with a...
    Noology19 Noology19 26-30 6 days ago

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    I go to a Catholic school and so most everyone there is baptised. A new girl came this year and people seem to really like her. She isnt catholic, and hasnt been baptised. she was...
    imAddison imAddison 13-15, F a week ago

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    they have to make everything about themselves. its like they think "who cares about other people, what about me." hmm... I've got enough people like that in my life already. no...
    ForgetableMe ForgetableMe 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    When my ex texts me just to argue over some stupid stuff she say that my kik name say ya girl got bars because I like to freestyle and I write poetry so she texted me out of no...
    RebelStar24 RebelStar24 16-17, F Jul 20

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    Worse than joker :)( What he does is something more like art, u know. He makes you feel home, kreeps inside of your soul, changing you, changing your thoughts, changing how...
    hilton1234 hilton1234 26-30, M Jul 20

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    It disgusts me that nobody has posted to this board till now
    Tovar Tovar 13-15, F Jul 19

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    When I was in college, a girl in one of my classes asked if we could get together after school. Instead of talking about class projects, as I expected, she instead expressed her...
    VeronicaJane1 VeronicaJane1 41-45, T 3 Responses Jul 19

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    Lovestorun13 Lovestorun13 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    Yes, I believe that when you have a ******* e d up life and constantly thinking about your self and your happiness you should not be a parent because you'll only contribute to...
    alone03 alone03 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Money isn't even real so why not at least use it to help others?
    ashley2483 ashley2483 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I have found humans to be users, two faced, judgmental, hurtful and shady. I've never met an animal that was vindictive or cruel.
    Fuzzybear79 Fuzzybear79 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    I have a side that everyone sees when I am always smiling and enterjetic and crazy and totally a fun loving wacko. But the side very few have seen is when I am sad staring into the...
    Singingbutterfly Singingbutterfly 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    You know the people I'm talking bout. They have a new crisis every day or another new thing to complain about. The proper term may be diva, but I like drama magnet because they...
    sexlessinne sexlessinne 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    It's called narcissistic personality disorder NPD.
    thinkingd thinkingd 36-40, M Jul 13

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    There is a woman at my church that is getting on my nerves. Ill catch her staring at me for looking at me with eyes that arent nice but like looking through me. Her face is rigid...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F Jul 12

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    So my sister admits that when someone laughs when you're telling someone something serious that its wrong. Okay so someone tell me why she mad when others do it but excuses when...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 26-30, F Jul 12

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    Not that I'm saying China's an uncivilized country, I'm just saying that some of the people there need to improve in patience and manners. If it's like a crowded area, a lot of...
    Seraphine246 Seraphine246 31-35 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I'm a nice girl who wants to have happy people talk to her. I don't understand why people just can't be nice to anymore as when I try to talk to people at school, they move away...
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    The reason why Im rude is because I want to be an independent person and I speak with honesty; I can be negative thinker. Also of how humans raise me
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    I feel like before anyone has a kid, they should have a dog first, because if you think about it, dogs are practically a slightly easier version of a toddler. You have to - give...
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    Mfudgie Mfudgie 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    i have never seen so many butt hurt african~american men in my life,that are in need of a mother's love and overlooked by a father's eye what is this world coming to? why...
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F Jul 8

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