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I Its The Reason Some People Have Dogs And Not Spouses

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    A dog's parents never visit.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    So Long

    If a dog leaves, he won't take half ur stuff.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 1 Response Feb 14, 2010

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    I'm Home

    The later u are, the more excited ur dog is two see u.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    That's The Idea

    A dog will put a studded collar on without calling u a pervert.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Who?

    Dogs don't notice if u call them another dog's name.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    Go Back To Sleep

    A dog will not wake u up in the middle of the night and ask "If I died, would u get another dog?"
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 13, 2010

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    Aw Sweetheart

    Dogs find u amusing when u are drunk.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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    Past Time

    Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    Who Is A Slob?

    Dog's like it if u leave a lot of things on the floor.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M Feb 12, 2010

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    It Isn't Mine

    If a dog has babies, u can put an ad in the paper to give sell them.
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 12, 2010

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