Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
The later u are, the more excited ur dog is two see u.
Dogs find u amusing when u are drunk.
A dog will not wake u up in the middle of the night and ask "If I died, would u get another dog?"
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs don't notice if u call them another dog's name.
A dog's parents never visit.
A dog will put a studded collar on without calling u a pervert.
If a dog has babies, u can put an ad in the paper to give sell them.
Dog's like it if u leave a lot of things on the floor.
If a dog leaves, he won't take half ur stuff.