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    Tell Me The Words I Need To Say (Song)

    Oh, tell me the words I need to say To make you spread your legs Oh, really, you're so pretty, baby I want to be inside you all night I'll buy you some flowers If you want to I'll buy you a diamond ring But all I want from you, baby, Is you to spread your legs for me Oh, tell...
    Krapsparov Krapsparov
    70+
    3 Responses Aug 29, 2013

    Lmao

    Good luck with that. Subtlety will get you everywhere.
    Kittychanel Kittychanel
    41-45, F
    Mar 2, 2013
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 18, 2014

    Yeah, Ok

    uh............................what?
    ImmaSlender ImmaSlender
    22-25, M
    Feb 22, 2013

    Is It Working?

    I must be doing it wrong.
    sincitysaint sincitysaint
    41-45, F
    33 Responses Jun 9, 2013

    Lol-Ol-Ol-Mfao

    Yeeaahh RIGHT!!!Like really, you think this is going to do a god damn thing!? Get REAL.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...you people think this will work.HowStupidCanYouGET!??Oh, what a ******* surprise, the mail is here.'Amy, you're a ****, you deserve to be on the street.''Amy...
    amytheinvalid amytheinvalid
    26-30, T
    1 Response Jun 10, 2013

    What?

    The world needs now, is love, sweet love.
    NotLarryBubkiss NotLarryBubkiss
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Feb 17, 2013

    -___-

    Yes, because this is EXACTLY what we need on EP.Very lovely.
    MadamElle MadamElle
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2013
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