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    Mailboxes- - This was posted on my local radio station website. Gallery of mailboxes...people are so creative! Check it out. FYI: continue clicking past the advertisements...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 21, 2009

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    Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 2

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    Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? Seems they've been making a lot of headlines.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 2

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    Single Black Female- - This is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta journal. Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 8 Responses Jul 17, 2009

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    How Observant R U? Quiz - This is a based on U. S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. There are 25 questions, the average person gets 7 correct. No cheating, be honest. Number...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 6 Responses Jul 8, 2009

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    Ladies, Gentlemen- - Ladies read the first part....Men read the rest. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    Forrest Gump In Heaven - Enjoy Peeps! It all boils down to how you hear the question. The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven, he is met by St. Peter at the...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 6, 2009

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    Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?” the repairman inquired. Mr. Gable...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 6

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    Blonde Joke - Why did the blonde wash her head in the sink? Because that is where you are suppose to wash vegetables.
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 15, 2010

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    A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 6

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    My First Time- - the sky was dark the moon was high all alone just she and I her hair was soft her eyes were blue i knew just what she wanted to do her skin so soft...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2009

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    Weight Loss Plan- - A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 25, 2009

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    -mouthwash salesman- - a neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked "sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" aghast, the man...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 21, 2010

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    Rock Hard Wish- -   Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient oil lamp in an ash can and thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked it up and...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 27, 2009

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    True Story- - Things are not as they appear.   A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip pop.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 2

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    Total PC Experience - Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience" to Macintosh computer users. MS software developers...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 28, 2013

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    For The Birds - I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    I work at a plant that makes fire hydrants. I can never park anywhere near the place.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 2

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    The Woman's Brains- - A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 11 Responses Aug 28, 2009

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    THE CLOCK STRUCK ONE A SCREAM WAS HEARD A MAN WAS KILLED BY A FLING TURD
    dougsmall dougsmall 31-35, M Feb 21

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    Why is Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, & Saturday not as strong as a Century? Because they are just a little week.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 7

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    2 Wise Nuns -  There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 9 Responses Jul 14, 2009

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    2 Chimps & A Blonde- - Two Chimps and a Blonde A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 7 Responses Dec 27, 2009

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    A Good Deal - A man was stuck in rush hour traffic when a prostitute approaches his car. She says ill do anything you want for $100 but you have to tell me in 3 words or less. He...
    Simone1969 Simone1969 41-45, T 1 Response Nov 5, 2013

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    chinese surprise- - an italian, a scotsman, and a chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. the foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the italian guy, "you're...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 31, 2010

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    Floors- - A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
    ShadowofDoubt ShadowofDoubt 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    A neutron asks the bartender,"how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you- no charge."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 2

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    Canine Rehabilitation Upon completion of the Canine Rehabilitation courses, the student was granted a dogtorate.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 5, 2013

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    There is a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger...they all died. Jesus appeared to them and said the only way to get to heaven is too walk up these 100 stairs without laughing..I will...
    Ryleemoods Ryleemoods 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Well, one winter day after a snowstorm, the President was looking out the window of the Oval Office, and noticed that some joker had urinated his name in the snow. It disturbed him...
    crotus crotus 51-55, M 4 hrs ago

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    This joke works better with hand gestures and visually but here it goes: A man commutes on a public buses back and forth to & from work. One day he returns home all beat up...
    dwc294 dwc294 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    That first week of practice, where everyone is bone tired and sore. The feeling of my body being whipped into shape. The feeling of community that only comes from being on a team...
    monsterchic monsterchic 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Some more jokes....and riddles How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. Two...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F Mar 20

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    A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife...
    enriqueclasico enriqueclasico 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    Serious question about a joke. Here is a joke. At the end of the joke, I ask some questions about your reaction to it. A man and a woman are alone in the elevator of a tall office...
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M 7 Responses Mar 27

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    THE FISHING TRIP A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be...
    yearnformore yearnformore 61-65, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I have joker poster everywhere, a joker wallet, Dc games with batman and joker, i went to Walmart when i was 15 just to buy batman sheets which are on my bed right now, batman...
    earpollution earpollution 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Moe and Lenny are strolling home from Shul one Saturday morning. Suddenly a cab speeds past, and their friend, Irving, is running frantically behind it, flailing his arms wildly...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 19

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    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York, scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 3 Responses Apr 3

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    A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming. He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Apr 3

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    I am a man with simple tastes; Netflix, xbox, JOKER, and other things. But when it comes to my room, all I can do is look around and say hot digity, this place is alright. I dream...
    sladewilson101 sladewilson101 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    This joke was heard by me while I unintentionally eavesdropped due to the loud nature of the jokes. Perhaps I'm only immature enough to find amusement from it but I I figured I...
    unimportantname unimportantname 13-15, F Apr 6

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    !!WARNING!! THIS IS AN ADULT JOKE!! ...you have been warned. This is one of my favorites so it might be a repost. It's so difficult to navigate this site from ipad app, it's...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    I don't hit the bars much any more, but back in the day I used to carouse around. Here is a joke I had a lot of fun with whenever I found myself sitting at a bar next a woman...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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