There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island. They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.
Why was the chicken sitting at the bus stop???
Boy : Mom, did you see me before I was born.
Mom: No, why did you ask ?
Boy : Then, how do you know I was you son?
One time I said to this kid if you want the most hilarious joke ever look in a mirror
Teacher asked what comes after a sentence.
Told her an appeal.
I just feel like a joke cause of my bipolar and speech impediment and nerve damage. No one takes me seriously
In honor of tonight's game.
The Jewish Quarterback!
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback...
see? i'm blonde so i can tell these jokes lol :Pa blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. they found a lamp and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted them...
I had a bad week ugh. I hope next week is better. I have been sleep deprived and feeling horribly mad this week. I think that PMS is really hitting me.
Found this great mix of many of his songs online: https://www.mixcloud.com/garycrash/the-weeknd-mixtape-remastered-sound/
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to...