Twitter is my 'serious' account.
My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
Now of course I don't make jokes deliberately aimed at a particular person. These are jokes about society or life in all it's glory.
Anyone that's alive has at least a small share...
A man is sat in a bar when a blonde woman walks in.
Excuse me lady would you like to hear my blonde joke? The man says
Listen mister came the reply
I may have blonde hair but I'm...
So...a rabi, a priest and a donkey walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a f****n joke?"
Anyone have a good joke???
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth...
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi's gas tank as a joke. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime. :D
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games....... ON A PS1
Nana you business!
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
"ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE"GUY 1 : i have been doing the ice bucket challenge for a long time, but. ...GUY 2: but why?GUY 1. : but after few shots the ice finishes
Older i get less embarrassed i am.
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before...
I used to be great when it came to word play. Once a pun a time.