Let's make a joke! Respond to this experience with characters, a lead on where it should go, a punch line, or even a whole joke.
The result will hopefully be a brand new joke that...
I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
A man is sat in a bar when a blonde woman walks in.
Excuse me lady would you like to hear my blonde joke? The man says
Listen mister came the reply
I may have blonde hair but I'm...
I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
Two men were arrested in the earlier hours of today. One was reported to be carrying a flat battery , the other a unexploded bomb! The Police charged one and let the other off...
This is how I see people.
Babies? They are dangerous.
Toddlers? They are scary.
Kids? No thank you.
Teens? Excuse me please.
Young adults? Eh.
Elders? Why not...
Not a joke, he is a a bloody nazi murderer. According to his twitter, it is inmoral to allow Down's syndrome babies to be born.
So I wanted to commit suicide in the past, so this girl in class said ( if my bro killed himself I wouldn't care ) then I got up and walked out of class and 10mins later I went...
I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
So...a rabi, a priest and a donkey walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a f****n joke?"
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: What do you call a blonde at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air bubble
Ike-n't stop laughing!
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.
an old Man and woman hate each other but stay married for years. During their shouting fights, he constantly warns "if I die first, I'll make sure I dig up out the grave and haunt...
a widow future
A woman visits a fortune teller who tells her prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a horrible and violent death this year. Visibly shaken, the woman...
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite
Wal-Mart Vs Heaven
I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Here are the similarities I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low Prices...
Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.
The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of
“Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.
“Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger...
When Chuck Norris is at the beach he doesn't get tanned the sun gets Chuck Norrised
New York never sleeps, out of fear that Chuck Norris might visit it in its' dreams.