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I Joke

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    Human Canonball Circus director Billy Schmart,

    upon hearing the news of the death of one of his performers a Mr Michael Turnball the human Canonball said, “He was a good man, it would be difficult to find a man of the same calibre”
    WhiteKnight8060 WhiteKnight8060 51-55, M Mar 25

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    Echo

    Lady goes to the gynecologist for a check up. Reluctantly she gets herself onto the stirrups and spreads her legs for the internal exam. The Doctor gets himself close for a good look and remarks 'My you have a big *****.' 'My you have a big *****'. Ok she says. No need to say...
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Little Boy With His Train Set

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last...
    joeandfran joeandfran 51-55, M Jul 12, 2013

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    A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy.

    "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're $3.50," said the pharmacist. "Darn," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    My Turn

    Two lifers in jail share a cell. The big guy is Daddy and makes the small guy suck his **** every night. One day the small guy suggests he should be Daddy for a change. No problem says the big guy, get on your knees and suck Mommy's ****!
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M Jan 19, 2013

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    Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on

    who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours." The second friend says...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M Mar 23

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    We all love a good joke. And recycled jokes are wonderful. When we hear a god joke we want to share it. We laughed and we want to see others laugh. And there's always that...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    “Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 13

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    I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
    liveitover liveitover 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 7

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    Blind Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I love joking around with my friends, it's nothing serious. If you can't take a joke, than we can't be friends.
    becuuh becuuh 16-17, F Aug 4

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    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/chucknorrisjokes.html
    Lefty39 Lefty39 46-50, M Aug 6

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    Ah April fools. Yes, let us engage in human acts of humor and good-natured trickery together. I shall begin. I am actually a robot. ha ha! That was a funny joke I just told with no...
    Synthesissong Synthesissong 16-17, F Aug 6

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    I hate how my classmates usually the bitchy group walks up to my group known as the rocker/rebel/jock type of group and say go drink a cup of bleach and hang yourself. It isn't a...
    IAmARebel IAmARebel 13-15, F Aug 8

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    This is just a joke and not meant to dishonor anyone. A girl goes to buy the national flag.She said something to the shopkeeper and he fainted.You know why? As...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    So a priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar, right after come a naked blond with a duck on her head, a man with an alligator and a man with a box... The bartender holds out his...
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 Aug 10

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    You wanna hear a pizza joke ? O you do. Well I can't tell you it's to cheesy.
    Strange143 Strange143 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    2 ******* in my class were making fun of rape by humping chairs and stuff like that. They also mentioned rape jokes. How sick is that?? Rape is serious, it's something sick and no...
    adrianacecilia14 adrianacecilia14 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    All these fat jokes... Try these... Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet. Yo momma so old...
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    I feel like I'm the only one that will laugh at the worst joke ever! Haha
    FindingTheRealMe FindingTheRealMe 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Another Good Joke...ha ha ha ha ha A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo" Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey...
    satyr1007 satyr1007 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    This is how I see people. Babies? They are dangerous. Toddlers? They are scary. Kids? No thank you. Teens? Excuse me please. Young adults? Eh. Adults? Hmm.. Elders? Why not...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Not a joke, he is a a bloody nazi murderer. According to his twitter, it is inmoral to allow Down's syndrome babies to be born.
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 36-40, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
    Thepainlover Thepainlover 22-25, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. I got him a Fosters ..... He didn't...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 hr ago

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    A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
    IM5688 IM5688 56-60, M Aug 6

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