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I Joke

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    Two lifers in jail share a cell. The big guy is Daddy and makes the small guy suck his **** every night. One day the small guy suggests he should be Daddy for a change. No problem says the big guy, get on your knees and suck Mommy's ****!
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M Jan 19, 2013

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    Echo

    Lady goes to the gynecologist for a check up. Reluctantly she gets herself onto the stirrups and spreads her legs for the internal exam. The Doctor gets himself close for a good look and remarks 'My you have a big *****.' 'My you have a big *****'. Ok she says. No need to say...
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy.

    "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're $3.50," said the pharmacist. "Darn," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Little Boy With His Train Set

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last...
    joeandfran joeandfran 51-55, M Jul 12, 2013

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    Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on

    who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours." The second friend says...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M Mar 23

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    Human Canonball Circus director Billy Schmart,

    upon hearing the news of the death of one of his performers a Mr Michael Turnball the human Canonball said, β€œHe was a good man, it would be difficult to find a man of the same calibre”
    WhiteKnight8060 WhiteKnight8060 51-55, M Mar 25

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    a guy is drunk at a bar and leans over the counter and shouts to the bartender, "hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?". The bar tender is annoyed and replies to his drunk customer...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 1

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    Love when my friends try to tell jokes haha comment your jokes haha πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‡
    BeccaK1 BeccaK1 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    The jokes like..... "Dude....you were really drunk up last night......" "What? No....i wasnt...." "you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    Wanna hear a funny joke??? Here you go β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ Barack Obama
    broadwaybabe99 broadwaybabe99 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    One of the Worst Jokes Ever Written Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? A: Because if it had four it would be a sedan!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 9

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    Who would like to hear the best religious joke ever. Depending on responses I will write in down
    jason230868 jason230868 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    SORRY to those offended about my approval of rape jokes. I just wanted to cause controversy to figure your mere opinion so I can end up having pure answers out of your raged...
    cihrroonniicc cihrroonniicc 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    Once upon a time I was on whisper ( an app that let's you tell secrets with out people knowing who you are)and I was looking up posts about suicide .One was of a girl/boy who was...
    rachelmu22 rachelmu22 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Hehe πŸ˜„πŸ™ˆβœ‹πŸŸπŸπŸ. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
    sunnynight15 sunnynight15 18-21, F Jul 20

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    I tell jokes but there not funny is this funny. so my teacher said hey class write your essay remember 2-5 pages my response was ***** you crazy why would I ever do five I'm...
    GIRLYGIRL894 GIRLYGIRL894 26-30, F Jul 22

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    Can anyone give me a joke or a riddle?
    mylife291200 mylife291200 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the moon, and follow them up by saying "ah, i guess you had to be there" -badum tss
    mike8989 mike8989 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Yo mama so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes! Oooooohhhh!! No ;-; .-. I hate yo mama jokes
    emotionalyana emotionalyana 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    These jokes kill me. I love them. I know tons of them.
    lonesojourner lonesojourner 46-50, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I lost my right leg when I was 3. Maybe it's a little sick but I enjoy freaking people out. When I was going to school I got in trouble several times for taking my leg off and...
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M 38 mins ago

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    Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 30

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    History Of Lawyers Why God Created Lawyers Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 1

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    Q: What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? A: Body building.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 1

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