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    Young girl tells her mum I know

    where babies come from, mum looks inquisitively and says go on, the girl says the man takes his thing out of his pants and the girl puts it in her mouth and thats how babies are made, her mum smiles and says thats so sweet, but thats how we get flowers chocolates shoes clothes...
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hi mate I dealt need your advice,

    I suspect my wife's upto something so I hid in the garage till she came home she pulled up on the drive the interior light came on I saw her fasten her bra and button her blouse up redo her hair and sort out smudged make up she got out of the car and I could see she had ladder'd...
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 26, 2014

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    Sue asked Linda if she was ok,

    no I have a sore throat said Linda, oh when I het that I give my husband a bxxxxxj and it's better, a few days later sue asks Linda how her throat was, its much better now says Linda,..... Your husband couldnt believe it was your idea at first though!
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

    Ans: Tequila! de-de-de_de_de_de_de_da
    lipstickgal77 lipstickgal77 36-40, F Nov 8, 2014

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    Walked into my mate's house

    and said sxxxxt your ceilings high, he said I know, wife's idea, she wanted two rooms knocking into one
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M Nov 28, 2014

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    I have been raped myself by an old partner. It has destroyed me and I am currently in therapy for it. I hate when people joke about it. It's disgusting and I ******* hate them...
    BrokenAndBetrayed612 BrokenAndBetrayed612 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Yes. some people doesn't care or understand the difference between just jokes and hurtful jokes. I disrespect these attitude.
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    in no way, shape or form is this a joke. somethings should just never ever be joked about. suicide, rape, the Holocaust, baby killing, self harm, among others. just dont! it's not...
    shamrok11 shamrok11 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have had a few jokes before but not that much anymore i got other things to think about right now
    iqra765 iqra765 16-17, F Mar 31

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    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Ironic Joke. Agreed very much.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F Apr 10

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    I love the joker because I believe he sees the beauty in the world know one else sees . He sees people for who they really are .
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