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I Joke

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 30 People

    A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy.

    "How much is it for one condom?", he asked the pharmacist. "Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and they're $3.50," said the pharmacist. "Darn," said the disappointed boy, "I don't have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M Mar 18

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    Little Boy With His Train Set

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last...
    joeandfran joeandfran 51-55, M Jul 12, 2013

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    Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on

    who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours." The second friend says...
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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    Echo

    Lady goes to the gynecologist for a check up. Reluctantly she gets herself onto the stirrups and spreads her legs for the internal exam. The Doctor gets himself close for a good look and remarks 'My you have a big *****.' 'My you have a big *****'. Ok she says. No need to say...
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    My Turn

    Two lifers in jail share a cell. The big guy is Daddy and makes the small guy suck his **** every night. One day the small guy suggests he should be Daddy for a change. No problem says the big guy, get on your knees and suck Mommy's ****!
    scot21 scot21 41-45, M Jan 19, 2013

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    Sometimes bad jokes are funnier than good jokes. Especially when someone you find adorable is telling it.
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    haha may be a rude joke but oh well haha mainly for guys Guy- goes up to random girl and says do you **** when you first meet somebody? Girl- No. Guy- ohh okay well see you...
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    Oh man do I ever! But I have to be careful. Some people don't get my sense of humor. And others think I am a walking bag of jokes!
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    Did you hear the joke about the ceiling? You haven't? It's just as well, it's over your head. :-D
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    Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"
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