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    Hi mate I dealt need your advice,

    I suspect my wife's upto something so I hid in the garage till she came home she pulled up on the drive the interior light came on I saw her fasten her bra and button her blouse up redo her hair and sort out smudged make up she got out of the car and I could see she had ladder'd...
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 26

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    Walked into my mate's house

    and said sxxxxt your ceilings high, he said I know, wife's idea, she wanted two rooms knocking into one
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M Nov 28

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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

    Ans: Tequila! de-de-de_de_de_de_de_da
    lipstickgal77 lipstickgal77 36-40, F Nov 8

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    Sue asked Linda if she was ok,

    no I have a sore throat said Linda, oh when I het that I give my husband a bxxxxxj and it's better, a few days later sue asks Linda how her throat was, its much better now says Linda,..... Your husband couldnt believe it was your idea at first though!
    isitme48 isitme48 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 28

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Q: What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse? A: The living room. Q: Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage? A: Because the jokes he told where rotten. Q...
    Deliciousbrain Deliciousbrain 18-21 1 Response Dec 2

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    An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 56-60, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
    ChiakiSevenSeas ChiakiSevenSeas 16-17, F Nov 27

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    I read that even if you fake a smile or a laugh, your body will release endorphin that'll make you feel better. So that is what I have been doing. Sort of like, creating the...
    cynicistcharlotte cynicistcharlotte 16-17, F Dec 5

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    Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 7

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    Today in school someone joked about suicide. You can not believe how angry this made me. What if someone near them was considering suicide? How can ANYONE be so insensitive...
    Masqurade Masqurade 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 12

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    Someone please spam me with laugh out loud jokes! In that kind of mood 😂
    kittyAloha kittyAloha 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 26

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    My friend Brent has te most sexiest racist but funny jokes, he doesn't mean to be mean but it just comes to his head. In ROTC some coast guard people came and my friend Mary said...
    brownzugar brownzugar 16-17, M Nov 26

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    Q. What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs? A. Anything you want, he can’t hear you! Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 26

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    My baby sister told me this one. You want to hear a farm joke !?!? Never mind, it corny.
    RedMeansGo RedMeansGo 16-17, F Dec 4

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    Best Mis understanding A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up...
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 1 Response Dec 5

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    Lol when someone starts a joke with a guy walks into a bar ill think of this
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Dec 5

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    Joke, riddle n humor. All 3 in 1. Riddle: you are trapped in a room with 2 connecting doors. Opening 1 has a room with magnifying glasses where the light, coming by sun ray will...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M Dec 10

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    Why are there no knock knock jokes about the USA?Because freedom rings.
    DrunkGiraffe DrunkGiraffe 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Yo mama is so fat that when she wore a T shirt titled H, a helicopter had to land on her.
    Tawheed1994 Tawheed1994 18-21, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Just uhhhhh just gunna go now.... Yep
    TheAnonymousTroll TheAnonymousTroll 13-15, M Nov 22

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    Angry Nuns Take On a Vampire Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!" So the other nun...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 22

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    The Oldest Profession A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they went all the way...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 22

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