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    Walked into my mate's house

    and said sxxxxt your ceilings high, he said I know, wife's idea, she wanted two rooms knocking into one
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 28, 2014

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    Sue asked Linda if she was ok,

    no I have a sore throat said Linda, oh when I het that I give my husband a bxxxxxj and it's better, a few days later sue asks Linda how her throat was, its much better now says Linda,..... Your husband couldnt believe it was your idea at first though!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    Hi mate I dealt need your advice,

    I suspect my wife's upto something so I hid in the garage till she came home she pulled up on the drive the interior light came on I saw her fasten her bra and button her blouse up redo her hair and sort out smudged make up she got out of the car and I could see she had ladder'd...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 26, 2014

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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

    Ans: Tequila! de-de-de_de_de_de_de_da
    lipstickgal77 lipstickgal77 36-40, F Nov 8, 2014

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    Young girl tells her mum I know

    where babies come from, mum looks inquisitively and says go on, the girl says the man takes his thing out of his pants and the girl puts it in her mouth and thats how babies are made, her mum smiles and says thats so sweet, but thats how we get flowers chocolates shoes clothes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 16, 2015

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    see? i'm blonde so i can tell these jokes lol :Pa blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. they found a lamp and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted them...
    LillyJo LillyJo 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever. A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I thought it was funny anyway Wife asked husband if her butt is big Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill Husband wants to get frisky that night Wife says... "and I'm...
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Favourite joker? Mine has to be Murr.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
    coloco coloco 61-65, M Jan 27

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    We call each other ugly ***, ******* and other names sometimes but we don't do it to insult each other, we just play. If you can't handle sarcasm or jokes then don't hangout with...
    ImAShopaholic ImAShopaholic 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    I think nobody can replace Ledger! he's a legend and always will be. I know Leto is a great actor, but there is only one Joker. And that is Heath Ledger.. and there's only one...
    Tusharx17 Tusharx17 18-21, M Jan 25

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    What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? At least a zit waits until you're a teenager to come on your face :) That joke never gets old.
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 22

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    Well... not exactly. I do deliberately tell bad jokes because they always get great reactions out of people, and THAT is what I laugh at.
    JackMann JackMann 22-25, M Jan 22

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    Kinda hurts when people screw with my feelings or treat them as a joke. Don't want to deal with that any longer.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    *static appears on your screens and I appear wearing Joker makeup* Call me a monster but I read these from reddit. I kinda chuckled on these, call me as dark as the Joker...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy 13-15, M Jan 13

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    Every time someone tells one I almost wish they would have an eyeball pop out or an ear drum turn to dust. How sad is it that someone like her becomes a great subject for jokes. We...
    trent74 trent74 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    Jeez, even if it's a friendly tease, some people get mad for no reason. Just get over it.
    PassionForCreativity PassionForCreativity 26-30, F Jan 10

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    "How many MRA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Who's there?" "Uh, no, I'm not telling a knock-knock joke." "Yeah, but, did you know that knock-knock jokes also happen...
    KatieW70 KatieW70 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    😜 🙏 Wife joins English speaking class. (After few days) Wife: Welcome home darling...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 9

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    A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her...
    BellaLocura BellaLocura 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 8

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    I love pulling practical jokes on people and one of my favorite jokes to play on people is the loosen the lid on the parmesan cheese shaker trick. You just loosen the lid on a...
    tiffany101402 tiffany101402 13-15, F Jan 8

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    A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born. She told him she was born in 1935. "Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of...
    jml2000 jml2000 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 8

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    when ye feel badass cuz u broke silence shouting "everybody clap your hands" and everyone claps
    ThatOneGuyFabio ThatOneGuyFabio 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    Just a joke. CNN interview of an old Jewish man who prays at the Western Wall A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1 70+, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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