So my friend told me this joke and I thought it was a really good play on words. The joke is
Why was the snowman lonely?
Because there was snowone to play with!
Haha get it...
So it's funny to joke about it, is it?
It's funny that some people are terrified out of their minds because of the assault?
It's funny that last year there was a 29% increase in...
The 1 in 4 should always be followed up with the 1 in 16.
Odds are you know both a rape victim and a rapist.
Who do you think will laugh at your joke?
Who do you think is gonna...
First off, I don't mean for any of this to be offensive at all to Germans nor to followers of Judaism. If it offends you I'm sorry, it is not my intention, and feel free to make...
Warning: post mentions abuse...between fictional characters and run-on sentences because I'm good at those & maybe even typos because auto-correct+ranting+ not caring will lead to...
They're just jokes. It's not like a joke is supposed to be taken seriously.
It is hilarious to me when people laugh at their own jokes. Especially when they think it's actually funny.
My dad used to laugh at his own jokes, but it was just the best thing...
One year during middle school, I got my first boyfriend who broke up with me. He hated me so much that on my birthday suggested that he should get me a knife to kill myself on my...
Can any body here tell me how I could tell my gf a joke
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
(I love anti-jokes cx)
I would tell you a UDP joke, but i am not sure you would get it :)
HARDY!!! HARRRR!!!!! ARRR!!!!
MY FAVORITE JOKE EVER
Q: What did one lawyer say to the other?
A: We're both lawyers."
Think that title says it all! Hate being solemn and try to make a joke about everything.
My boyfriend's new favorite TV show is labeled as "comedy" but most of the jokes fall completely flat. However, some of them are actually pretty funny:
Girl 1: If I go into that...
This pic^ isn't a joke but it's kinda funny I guess
Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.
Need jokes to cheer me up. I'll start.
Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
So my mom was trying to make food but she hurt her hand. So my sis was like "you can't be cooking mommy" and I'm like "you think you can do these things but you can't nemo!" (Quote...
An old lady walked into a newspaper office.
She approached an employee and said that her husband had died and that she would like to have an obituary appear in the paper.
A man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half...
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
A young devout Christian named David joined a monastery, worked hard, and eventually was allowed to take his vows.
He promised to be free of the desire for possessions, to be...
Chuck Norris can pick a lock with an eyelash
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a Dino-sore!
Catching The Fish
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and...
Q: How do you tell a kebab to be quiet?
A: Shh, kebab
Chuck Norris blew out a right front tire on his truck. To fix the problem he simply leaned to the left.
Chuck Norris doesn't predict the future. He knows the future.
I am going to tell the truth i really really want to have a baby . Why i want a baby to love. I mentor kid in my lifetime now it is my turn to have my own kid. I am single i would...