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    3irishmen paddys on boat small with body in bag

    dead 1paddy say other paddy pass the ****** shovel
    ladymuccalol ladymuccalol
    31-35, F
    Feb 15

    Young girl tells her mum I know

    where babies come from, mum looks inquisitively and says go on, the girl says the man takes his thing out of his pants and the girl puts it in her mouth and thats how babies are made, her mum smiles and says thats so sweet, but thats how we get flowers chocolates shoes clothes...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 16, 2015

    Walked into my mate's house

    and said sxxxxt your ceilings high, he said I know, wife's idea, she wanted two rooms knocking into one
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 28, 2014

    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

    Hi mate I dealt need your advice,

    I suspect my wife's upto something so I hid in the garage till she came home she pulled up on the drive the interior light came on I saw her fasten her bra and button her blouse up redo her hair and sort out smudged make up she got out of the car and I could see she had ladder'd...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 26, 2014

    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah
    41-45
    Nov 13, 2013

    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

    Ans: Tequila! de-de-de_de_de_de_de_da
    lipstickgal77 lipstickgal77
    36-40, F
    Nov 8, 2014

    Sue asked Linda if she was ok,

    no I have a sore throat said Linda, oh when I het that I give my husband a bxxxxxj and it's better, a few days later sue asks Linda how her throat was, its much better now says Linda,..... Your husband couldnt believe it was your idea at first though!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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