-This bread is my flesh, this wine is my blood, this lemon juice is -
-Okay, we get it, Master!
see? i'm blonde so i can tell these jokes lol :Pa blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. they found a lamp and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted them...
These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever.
A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...
I thought it was funny anyway
Wife asked husband if her butt is big
Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill
Husband wants to get frisky that night
Wife says... "and I'm...
Favourite joker? Mine has to be Murr.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
We call each other ugly ***, ******* and other names sometimes but we don't do it to insult each other, we just play. If you can't handle sarcasm or jokes then don't hangout with...
I think nobody can replace Ledger! he's a legend and always will be. I know Leto is a great actor, but there is only one Joker. And that is Heath Ledger.. and there's only one...
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit?
At least a zit waits until you're a teenager to come on your face :)
That joke never gets old.
Well... not exactly. I do deliberately tell bad jokes because they always get great reactions out of people, and THAT is what I laugh at.
Kinda hurts when people screw with my feelings or treat them as a joke. Don't want to deal with that any longer.
*static appears on your screens and I appear wearing Joker makeup*
Call me a monster but I read these from reddit. I kinda chuckled on these, call me as dark as the Joker...
Every time someone tells one I almost wish they would have an eyeball pop out or an ear drum turn to dust. How sad is it that someone like her becomes a great subject for jokes. We...
Jeez, even if it's a friendly tease, some people get mad for no reason. Just get over it.
"How many MRA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Uh, no, I'm not telling a knock-knock joke."
"Yeah, but, did you know that knock-knock jokes also happen...
English speaking class.
(After few days)
Welcome home darling...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her...
I love pulling practical jokes on people and one of my favorite jokes to play on people is the loosen the lid on the parmesan cheese shaker trick. You just loosen the lid on a...
A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born.
She told him she was born in 1935.
"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth lots of...
when ye feel badass cuz u broke silence shouting "everybody clap your hands" and everyone claps
Just a joke.
CNN interview of an old Jewish man who prays at the Western Wall
A CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray...