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    Sue asked Linda if she was ok,

    no I have a sore throat said Linda, oh when I het that I give my husband a bxxxxxj and it's better, a few days later sue asks Linda how her throat was, its much better now says Linda,..... Your husband couldnt believe it was your idea at first though!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 28, 2014

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    Sipho

    Grade 6 pupils sit in the geography class. The teacher points to a map and asks, "Where's Whashington DC? Anyone know?" Sipho puts up his hand and say's, "Yes, I know where". Teacher says "Come show us Sipho". Sipho walks to the map and puts his finger directly on the spot. "Well...
    YBlah YBlah 41-45 Nov 13, 2013

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    Young girl tells her mum I know

    where babies come from, mum looks inquisitively and says go on, the girl says the man takes his thing out of his pants and the girl puts it in her mouth and thats how babies are made, her mum smiles and says thats so sweet, but thats how we get flowers chocolates shoes clothes...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 16

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    Walked into my mate's house

    and said sxxxxt your ceilings high, he said I know, wife's idea, she wanted two rooms knocking into one
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 28, 2014

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    Hi mate I dealt need your advice,

    I suspect my wife's upto something so I hid in the garage till she came home she pulled up on the drive the interior light came on I saw her fasten her bra and button her blouse up redo her hair and sort out smudged make up she got out of the car and I could see she had ladder'd...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 26, 2014

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    First Time Sex

    .............. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic...
    goforbroke goforbroke 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 12, 2011

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    7lulu 7lulu 41-45, F Jul 27

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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

    Ans: Tequila! de-de-de_de_de_de_de_da
    lipstickgal77 lipstickgal77 36-40, F Nov 8, 2014

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    I worked for the local news paper for a lot of years and I still remember what one of the press guys did as a joke on one of the bosses in the press room. Sean he is one of the...
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    I think my friends want kill me over the stupid joke I told them. "Guess who I saw today?" "Who?" "Everyone I looked at."
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    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's...
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    So many inside jokes and they'll have us laughing for hours and other people just think we're crazy!
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    All you low life cyber bullies out there i am really trying to warn you! :) it's impossible to insult me. I know you may not believe that but don't waste your time! Lol its not...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F Aug 12

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    i usually love to laugh at my stupid cranky jokes along with my frdzz...i just can't hold upon my laughter at times...smtimes its a bit unusual but still i love to do it..thts...
    Ahaanaa Ahaanaa 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    converse6 converse6 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 7

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