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    wintersecret wintersecret
    36-40, M
    Oct 9, 2014

    Question: If you could live forever,

    would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
    TheLadyYves TheLadyYves
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2014

    Funny

    GOLF AND THE COW A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. ... Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a...
    kltps kltps
    51-55, M
    Jun 15, 2013

    Moral Story For Wife

    A woman went for shopping, at cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. And he couldn't hold his urge to ask about it. Cashier: Why are you carrying the TV remote in your purse?Woman: I asked my husband to come with me for shopping...
    kltps kltps
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jun 19, 2013

    Here's A Little Joke

    A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my *** on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that...
    ginasugar22 ginasugar22
    26-30, F
    Oct 6, 2013

    Lol

    Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say “congratulations” but nobody rubs your **** and say “Great job”.
    traveller139 traveller139
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Oct 8, 2012
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