I Just Can't Believe Someone Named Their Child-

i don't even have a comment.

I met a girl in year seven named Misty Marsh...*sigh*

I have a friend who did part of his medical residency delivering babies at the "no insurance" hospital here in my city.  Of the babies he delivered, my personal favorites were Clitorious and La-a (pronounced la dash a. ...

...would they name their baby Chastity?

Velvetta. Saw that lady on Family Feud. Weird!

At my last rehab I encountered a former stripper/ drug mule who'd named her kid -- I s**t you not -- Cash Money ________ (insert last name here). That is a sad, pathetic, f**ked up thing. It goes right up there with naming your kid...

Bertha it annoys me who in their right mind names their child Bertha. No offense to the ppl named Bertha

My cousin named her two adorable babies Pheonixx and Xxavior.. yes thats right there are two x's for each. I dont really UNDERSTAND why should would DO that, but you know, theyre happy so.. lol I just hope that they dont get picked...

Went to a school awards function recently and the girls name was Maple Sugar.............nuff said

I dare not say the name I know someone was named or EP would mark this story as adult. :/

I have heard someone named Pretty Family, Capirotada, Supergato...

No joke, someone i had to call the other day at work was named, Menageatrois.  W-T-F? was her mother thinking.  Her mother had a nice - normal name, and decided that it would be cute to name her daughter, Menageatrois. ...

It was shortly after Gwynneth Paltrow gave birth to her daughter, Apple, that I listened to this radio talk show where they spoke with someone in the pop culture field who studied trends in the names of babies. And it seems the more...

seriously Mitropulous?? with a spanish surnameeeee? oh my...

Bless this Child. Lawdy Lawd: Toprameneesha

There is a kid out there called Metalica. The parents (a bunch of MEGA metal-heads) had to get the legal rights, but they actually went through with it. The band thought it was a joke.......

I knew someone in school named Summer Moon.

...named their kid "Chastity", she was a girl. I went to school with a guy whose name was Noel Hirsch. 'Nuff said.

hmm, I am not sure I understand why you would name your child apple.