I Just Can't Believe Someone Named Their Child-

Some parents ought to be slapped 310 People

    I Have A Few....

    In middle school, there was a girl named PertissueWent to high school w/ September.I've worked w/ an America and a TequilaMy 4 year olds best friend is Porsche and her sister is Mercedes. (white girls!)I just don't get why parents do this to their children! And...
    LovingPink LovingPink
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jan 22, 2010

    Cheddar. This kid at my school was named

    Cheddar. His parents dyed his hair yellow and occasionally orange.
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Jun 20, 2015
    ThunderWaffles ThunderWaffles
    22-25, F
    Mar 7, 2015
    laulala laulala
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2015

    Solange... Like really?

    It sounds like a REALLY gross sex toy or man thong like... EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
    NothingElseAvalable NothingElseAvalable
    22-25, F
    May 31, 2015

    I have a chemistry teacher named Mr.

    Crapper. Yes that is his real name
    Boredoften Boredoften
    22-25, M
    Jun 3, 2015

    If You Saw It On A Business Card, Could You Take Them Seriously?

    It was shortly after Gwynneth Paltrow gave birth to her daughter, Apple, that I listened to this radio talk show where they spoke with someone in the pop culture field who studied trends in the names of babies. And it seems the more that time goes by, the more weird some names...
    Lucidblue Lucidblue
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2011
    missnerdyswagger missnerdyswagger
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2015

    I had a friend named pepper

    when I was in middle school. he was an interesting person though.
    Brianna43 Brianna43
    22-25, F
    Jun 2, 2015

    My mom is a teacher and she had kids whose

    names were "lemonjello & orangejello." Why would you name your kids this it's so cruel I am sorry to say but I bet they will get bullied they were also twins.
    Singingbutterfly Singingbutterfly
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 2, 2015

    My Friend In Residency

    I have a friend who did part of his medical residency delivering babies at the "no insurance" hospital here in my city.  Of the babies he delivered, my personal favorites were Clitorious and La-a (pronounced la dash a.  You pronounce the dash.)
    unobserver unobserver
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 22, 2010

    Ewww

    Bertha it annoys me who in their right mind names their child Bertha. No offense to the ppl named Bertha
    JasmineTheDecider JasmineTheDecider
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 5, 2012

    Weird Names In My School

    a girl named fish a boy named tree a girl named skittles (yes...its true) a girl named providence a girl named aqua a boy who's last name is boobphakum a boy who's last name is bigcanoe ....and that's all i remember for now :) ps. i go to a rather large extremely diverse...
    anonymous182 anonymous182
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jun 23, 2010

    Leaf. And Leaf's brother is named Cow,

    not Cale like I thought. Leaf and Cow went to my school so I know they are real people with real names like that...just who names their kids after random objects and animals ?_?
    AllTheEmotions AllTheEmotions
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 28, 2015

    Minx, a classmate was named that

    and now I saw a kid on TV named Minx too.
    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286
    16-17, F
    Jun 2, 2015
    osnapitzama osnapitzama
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 31, 2015

    I'm sorry, and I know some people might think it

    as being patriotic, but how can you call your child 'America?'
    Seblett Seblett
    18-21, F
    Jul 31, 2014

    Knew a guy named "Segundo"

    and he was the 2nd child! Haha!
    wheelsxoxo wheelsxoxo
    26-30, F
    Aug 4, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    my dad's coworkers brother,

    named his child, Cole Cash Johnson. So everytime someone said his name it sounds like, cold cash. I swear some people just don't know...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 28, 2015

    my dad's coworkers brother,

    named his child, Cole Cash Johnson. So everytime someone said his name it sounds like, cold cash. I swear some people just don't know...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 28, 2015

    I can't believe someone named their baby

    "#" And you say my child is gonna get made fun of if I name her Mai Li and I'm not even foreign...
    Brianna43 Brianna43
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 30, 2014
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 30, 2014

    my classmate's name first name is noel

    and last name also noel....so he is noel noel lol
    xblackmamba xblackmamba
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 7, 2015

    Cash Money

    At my last rehab I encountered a former ********/ drug mule who'd named her kid -- I s**t you not -- Cash Money ________ (insert last name here). That is a sad, pathetic, f**ked up thing. It goes right up there with naming your kid Apple. Who names their kid fruit? Come on. Or...
    lolasinn7 lolasinn7
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2010

    'Day One' - a girl on Judge Mathis named her

    son 'Day One' BC she said he's been the only man down for her since Day One.
    aaaby25 aaaby25
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2015

    Sunday Rose ✨ .....

    I don't think I could name my child after a day of the week tbh!
    edenfw edenfw
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2014

    A friend of the family name Alex Head named his

    son Richard so they could call him **** Head lol
    jesikahluv jesikahluv
    18-21, F
    Aug 12, 2014

    Some chick named her daughter cheanea

    but spelt it China. Lmbo but that was planned.
    ptbl ptbl
    16-17, F
    Jun 3, 2015

    My classmates name is "ChingChing Lean" yes he

    is asian and yes people have been mistaken as racist by people that are unaware of his name.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    The months: April, May,

    July, August. Seasons: autumn, spring, summer. And Alexander- it's a normal name, my middle name. But it's sad when you meet 5 other Alexander's at a party sitting together
    Alexander149 Alexander149
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2015

    ShiTonya... for real,

    I saw it in the ER once
    canthinkofanything canthinkofanything
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2015

    Interesting

    My best friend is dating a man named "Travel".  We went to school with sisters named, "Chocolate" and "Midnight Special". I almost forgot my classmate's brother and he name is "Heavenly Star".
    ImNotGood ImNotGood
    31-35, F
    Mar 14, 2010
    tessamarie24 tessamarie24
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    My aunt met a client (she is a psychologist)

    who named their child, "a-ah", it's pronounced 'ah dash argh'. This is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
    tugboatcaptain tugboatcaptain
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 12, 2015
    Gwapalex08 Gwapalex08
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Mar 7, 2015

    1. Princess 2. Diamond 3.

    Blu Ivy 4. Crystal The way it affects a kids mindset...names do speak volumes.
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy
    18-21, F
    54 Responses Jan 31, 2015

    Naming your child Dovahkiin

    for a lifetimes worth of Bethesda games...not a bad deal. Besides, who would mess with the Dragon Born?
    GrimCreeper0150 GrimCreeper0150
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2015

    Random. There was this kid in grade school with

    me, and that was his name. Poor kid. Got bullied for it.
    plutosonealien plutosonealien
    18-21, F
    Feb 16, 2016

    Shitonya, L-a (Ladasha,

    because "the dash don't be silent")
    BeautifulxDelusions BeautifulxDelusions
    18-21, F
    Jun 2, 2015

    My old textiles teacher was called Iona ****

    :||| and she's not married.... Her parents must hate her
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 2, 2015

    Brock Lee. No joke. He is actually a really

    nice guy and a volunteer firefighter. I call him "broccoli" and he lets me even though he's heard it a million times.
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 1, 2015

    So there are these two kids,

    siblings, named Lemonjello and Orangejello... They aren't pronounced lemon and orange jello, they have exotic sounding accents to make them seem like real names... Who does this to their kids?!
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 3, 2014
    TransgenderAlex TransgenderAlex
    13-15, T
    Mar 19, 2016
    Mylo248 Mylo248
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 31, 2015

    Loki. I live in a part of the country with a

    large Scandinavian expat population too so if anyone should know better. I mean really? Parents must be masochists.
    PicturesOfABetterTomorrow PicturesOfABetterTomorrow
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 9, 2016
    ChocolateCloud ChocolateCloud
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 7, 2014

    Joint Family, sometime very confusing.

    ... When I visited my village, I had met a joint family. They had 10 sons. 2 pairs of them where twin. So to remember their name, their parents called them in vegetables name. Such as The eldest Son's name: Alu(potato) The 2nd eldest: Kodu(Long Bottle Gourd) The 3rd son : Sasa...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 30, 2014

    When I meet people they usually think I'm

    giving them a nickname but no my name actually is Minnie 😕
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 21, 2014

    I was at a drugstore with my mother to buy some

    make up when a mother called to her daughter. Guess what her name was? Tinkerbell. Yes it's true my mother asked if that was her daughters name and the mother said yes. Don't get me wrong I was a Tinkerbell fan as a child but naming a child that sounds weird. Lets just keep it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 12, 2014

    North! How cruel is that?

    !!! To doom that child to a play on words as a name forever?? North West??? And if she ever writes a book about her life will it be "North" by NorthWest? Oh pleeeease, folks, give your kid a break! Life is hard enough without carrying a stupid play on words as a name with you...
    sttos sttos
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 15, 2015
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