I Just Found Crumbs In My Cleavage

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    Grandma's Cleavage

    The Holidays bring back fond memories of my Grandma baking cookies. We would have cookie baking marathons shortly after Thanksgiving. My grandma was a short, chubby old woman who was very large chested.( Big boobs run in the family ) We used to joke around with her at Easter time...
    emptyheart emptyheart
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Dec 19, 2007

    I Know I Am Not the Only One

    I was just going through my experiences when I saw this one.  I've already posted a story when I joined but it's been a couple months since anybody posted something new.  I still think this is one of the greatest EP group names...always makes me laugh. Truthfully, I've...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    12 Responses Oct 3, 2009

    Between My Boobies

    I've just picked some cookie crumbs out of my cleavage and ate it. Still tasted good lol
    howsab howsab
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Jun 21, 2011

    The Story Of My Life!

    i cant remember a day where i didnt drop some kind of food down my shirt and into my cleavage. no matter what im eating, i always happen to leave some kind of trace in my bra or in my cleavage. there have been times where i'll have just a sandwich and i feel confident that i...
    liyah21 liyah21
    26-30, F
    21 Responses Aug 15, 2012

    I Found a Lego...yes, a Lego!

    I have three kids.  One nine year old, a two year old, and a 10 month old. I had an asthma attack that sent me to the ER.  I was in a bad way so the nurse helped me undress quickly.  When she took off my bra, a RED LEGO went flying across the room!  I...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Oct 6, 2009

    For Real

    This past weekend, I found a chocolate-covered pecan in there. Ridiculous.
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Dec 17, 2007

    Enjoying Eating,

    They fall then cause an itchy scratch sensation ugh! Especially annoying when having Dinner and well it's not like I can just stick My hand down my shirt....right there and then in front of everyone. I wiggle for a moment if that doesn't help them drop down then I have to excuse...
    CreativeClassy CreativeClassy
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 10, 2013

    Does Hail Count?

    Ok, so maybe I could call them crumbs of snow. Either way, I was just standing outside on my balcony during a quite wonderful rain of hail. They ended up in places where no icy cold things should go. Hence this story. :P ...and hail makes for quite unstable snowmen.
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 26, 2007

    I Don't Remember Eating This

    I have large DD's....and I love to show off my cleavage, so I am always finding strange things in there. Like when I used to work at a local pizza place, I would find mass amounts of cornmeal in there. I do have to say it makes a good exfoliant!
    CaseyGwynn CaseyGwynn
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 30, 2007


    Is one of the worst. I will go to a movie, come home and find whole popcorn kernals down my shirt. Not fun at all.
    bluemooon bluemooon
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 19, 2007

    Not Me!

    Ok I just found this group and I couldn't resist joining.  No body has posted a story in nearly a year. No, I don't really find crumbs in my cleavage.  I have however found an earring.  What's a girl to do?  I've got a rack and I use it. ...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    20 Responses Jul 2, 2009

    One time in Maths a boy came up behind me

    and pushed a pen down my cleavage and we ended play a game of how many pens he could fit without them pocking out from under bra, he got 6 in XD
    MissCheshireCat MissCheshireCat
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Feb 23, 2014


    I have crumbs in my cleavage. I do not recognize these crumbs. Whose crumbs are these?
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    Who Did They Get There??

    Hmmm....they weren't there this morning. Well, it'd be scary if I hadn't noticed all day. Looks like biscuit crumbs. So now I need to discover when I last ate a biscuit....my powers of deduction are greatly needed in times of perils such as these!!
    Angelic Angelic
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2007

    Some For Later...

    How did they get there?? I think they must be the crumbs from that gigantic double chocolate chip cookie I had today, it was bigger than my face!! I guess I thought I'd save some for later....
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 28, 2007


    I think that says it all!
    Kris99 Kris99
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Oct 6, 2009

    Well, If I Had Cleavage....

    and i really dont have any cleavage.  but i do find all sorts of interesting tidbits in my negative A cup bra..... cookies. bead. pretzels. chocolate. popcorn. all kinds of things that i manage to drop in there.
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    Whats Good For the Goose

    I always harassed my husband about storing beer, soup etc in his mustache haaaa but I must say the keebler elves sometimes live in my boobs-ooops
    satinlion satinlion
    31-35, F
    Dec 2, 2007

    Actually Not Crumbs ...

    ... but chocolate flecks from my sports nutrition bar. This usually happens to me when I'm eating in the car on the way to school or work. Little bits break off and land in my cleavage, and I don't notice till later, if at all. Too funny.
    beerchick beerchick
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Oct 5, 2012

    It's Happened

    More during the warmer months, but those pesky stray crumbs don't always land where they're supposed to. My mother used to joke that I was "shaking my rack out" when I would bend over a garbage can and attempt to remove what fell in.
    Ariella Ariella
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Feb 16, 2008

    It Isn't Sexy

    but I'm thinking of a bra with a POCKET in between the cups to catch all of this stuff. and it's own website where people can post pictures of the most interesting things that landed in the pocket. there would be a new winner every week. of course, gotta trademark, copyright...
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 19, 2007

    So How

    How do you tactfully get the crumbs out of the shirt? I've held the baby a million times and had cookies and toys and everything else fall into the towers and yet getting it out isn't as easy as you'd think. I don't want to just whip my shirt up, although that would be easiest. I...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 27, 2007

    Just Like Whiskers!

    I have a hard time fixing meals for myself and half the time I forget to eat.  I'd starve to death if I lived alone.  I decided to eat something sort of healthy for lunch today when I got around to it about 3:00.  I sliced some cheese and slapped it on some...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    26 Responses Jul 6, 2009

    I Thought I Was the Only One!

    i can no longer wear low cut shirts to the movies.... i always loose my popcorn down there. ) : hey what cha doin? just diggin for the pop corn that is somewhere in my cleavage. haha. maybe if my aim was better? i love to eat so much, you think i would know exactly where my...
    LittleLady LittleLady
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Nov 30, 2007

    Oh No!

    Darn flaky biscuits!!!!!!
    Michellewhois Michellewhois
    1 Response Jan 30, 2010

    Ooh, Ha-ha - That Happens to Me, Too!

    Need a laugh?  Some of the many things I have found in my cleavage through the years : a missing earring, a lost contact, paper, leaves, ( I garden), ice cream sprinkles, a cat whisker, not to mention, an assortment  of crumbs...  I'm a 38DDD, so pretty...
    JusDifferent JusDifferent
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 1, 2007

    Should It Pay To Have Cleavage?

    I know I said no more cleavage stories but I have to tell this one...and it's not even mine. So I go to visit my mother today and among the many obscure things she talks about is a story about how she had two fifty dollar bills and she'd lost them.  She looked...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Oct 18, 2009


    Hmm... I'd wondered where that piece of the cracker from lunch went. Hehehe.
    prettypaperlanterns prettypaperlanterns
    18-21, F
    Jan 11, 2008

    Cheerios, Goldfish, Cookie Crumbs...

    Oh the joys of having small and very messy children!  Im a nursing mommy so Im a little top heavy right now.  Its really fun when my two year old son goes fishing for that lost goldfish at the grocery store.  He has half his arm down my shirt...can I tell you the...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jul 6, 2009


    happens to me alllll the time! the price i pay for big boobs!
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee
    22-25, F
    Dec 27, 2007


    Sometimes there's a veritable feast down there.......... cookie crumbs pizza crust the bar nut that I dropped two weeks ago and never found........... Other times, I find earrings, necklaces, toys... I haven't quite figured out how all that gets there.  I'm really not...
    goddessone goddessone
    41-45, F
    29 Responses Feb 14, 2008

    Crumbs In The Cleavage..

    This happens often, it's not sexy, its me just being sloppy! Its embrassing to find crumbs in my cleavage. The day is over and my bra comes off and the crumbs fall out. I don't have huge bosoms but it happens alot lol.
    amstevens23 amstevens23
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2012
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