I Just Found Out That Pity Parties Have No Cake

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 134 People

    unimatrix001 unimatrix001
    41-45, M
    Feb 29, 2016

    But I Don't Care I'm Still Holding One And You're Welcome If You Put Your Pitywear On And Bring Your Own Pity Pizza And Pineapple Pity Pancakes

    I'll play the pity playlist. Now that my party people are here (hopefully), lets purge my petty problems. I was planning to go watch a movie and I'm still sick. My friends are spamming my inbox and they think I can somehow forward their obssessive abusive, texts eg "I don...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall
    26-30, M
    Jun 26, 2011

    He didn't feel like writing a thing to anyone.

    No souls whatsoever spurred the need for expression of his inner most thoughts. The loneliness ran deep and inward like the cut of a razor tracing along the veins of one so deeply rooted in despair. "That's fine." He thought to himself. "They're not really that engaging"...As...
    Rabbittarius Rabbittarius
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 19, 2016

    And they had no balloons

    or lollie bags. I was shattered :(
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    Sep 14, 2015
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    Feb 29, 2016

    Dayum It

    And I only came for the cake lol.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2011
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    1 Response Jan 10, 2016

    That just depends on

    whether you can bake or not, doesn't it?
    luketepid luketepid
    56-60, M
    Feb 29, 2016

    I am having a big pity party tonight.

    I would drunk dial but I haven't had anything to drink for several weeks. I had jelly beans today. I forwarded a few old emails and added some real time commentary. I suppose I am sugar spiked emailing. Wow I am so mature. I need to leave this lame sucky party, put on my big...
    ijustneed2talk ijustneed2talk
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Mar 3, 2016

    I came here -which was supposed to be an ironic

    group- to ruin your irony and make it real... Because yeah, I'm a sh¡tty person, so whatever, besides the problem is not even mine, it's always other people's problems and since I'm an egocentrical bastard I make them about me (I told you I was sh¡tty, you were...
    oneiric13 oneiric13
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 3, 2016

    And The Games Are Boring

    Not even board games, but instead, bored games that everyone plays on themselves. No wonder invited guests either don't show up or leave early.
    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT
    66-70, M
    Jun 23, 2011

    That awkward moment when you ask your crush

    if their EX is hotter than you and they don't say no. I will definitely be buying a cake today.
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    7 Responses Aug 6, 2015

    Lol this made me chuckle,

    and I really needed that right now. I am glad pity parties don't have cake my *** would be the size of Manhattan after the weekend I had :)
    TheMythicalCreature TheMythicalCreature
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 29, 2016
    Watermelom618 Watermelom618
    16-17, M
    Feb 29, 2016

    Well, Of Course.

    That would defeat the entire purpose of pity party. Pity parties are for dwelling in misery. How can you possibly dwell in misery when you have delicious cake?
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    Jan 24, 2012

    Since there's no cake I'm going to be strong

    and not feel sorry for myself for once! I've been f*cked over for the last time... I'm not dating anymore. Self preservation is important. Maybe then I can have some cake haha
    rememberthegirl rememberthegirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2016
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