I Just Made Up a Quote

me: [looking at cnn.com homepage] remember when stuff other than the elections took place in the news?
husband: [studying] mmhmm.
me: those were simpler times. thank god for british papers.

"Just because I'm not there, doesn't mean I'm not here for you." Lura (me)

Just remember that there was a 19 out of 20th chance that the spinner wouldn't land on a 1, but it did.

I made this up half awake in the shower one morning. "Bombing your way to peace is like fucking your way to abstinence." It made me giggle and I dropped my poof.

juss got out of getting my award and saw the girl that broke my heart and this is what i saidlife isn t worrying about the bad but it is the good and focusing on the lord as our savior     '' William bracey"

"it's just been a revolving door of random around here lately"

me, on professionalism in the work place:
"it's always best to be professional at work whenever possible. except for me, because i can pull off 'cute'"

Sometimes the only thing holding back the tears, are the fears that people will make you feel worse for showing them....

Theres an old saying that the minority spoil it for the majority. This is a lie.
In the real world the opposite is true.
Imagine one or two people (you know who they are) constantly come into work late
or they go outside for a smoke...

The candle looks waaaaaaaaaaay better when lit
:)

Stress less, smile more =D

I said this to someone once on Ep...and it got quite a reaction from several other members.

"Be you.....be forthright...but behave!"

Basically that is just have some manners folks.  You can be yourself and be...

If you’ve got a lot to say please try saying it in as few words as possible.

i'm rather quotable, or so i've been told ;) i'll try to think of them and add to this story.
my most quotable one for a while there was "people have closets." it was made in the context of sorority recruitment. someone was...

is uberly pissed off... approach at your own discretion... be advised.

me: oh!
husband: what?
me: it's ok. i stepped on something, and i was afraid it was the cat, but it was just a shoe.
husband: yeah, cats and shoes aren't the same.
me: true. because cats aren't machine washable.
[pause]
most shoes...

"that which does not institutionalize me makes me stronger"

We say 'I love you' not because we are in love but because we are longing to be loved.
~ me!