I Just Made Up a Quote

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    "i am never going to an ikea again. ever, ever, ever. not even if there's some kind of an emergency and they tell everybody to hunker down in the ikea. .......................................... that'd be a weird emergency...."
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2008

    On Professionalism

    me, on professionalism in the work place: "it's always best to be professional at work whenever possible. except for me, because i can pull off 'cute'"
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 25, 2008

    A Quote I Made Up

    I made this up half awake in the shower one morning. "Bombing your way to peace is like ******* your way to abstinence." It made me giggle and I dropped my poof.
    lotusdrop lotusdrop
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 17, 2010

    Quotes are fantastic.

    You can really get a sense of someone's charecter from them. .....but don't quote me on that!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Oct 4, 2014


    I'm going to change the world for you   I cant change the world as a whole, but i want to change how one person views it. i want to give them faith in the human race, therefore changing the world for them.   this is my favourtie, my friend said in 'Disassociation's...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 6, 2008

    On Perseverance

    "that which does not institutionalize me makes me stronger"
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Feb 12, 2008

    Love will either make you extremely strong

    or incredibly stupid. - Susana
    Susana1985 Susana1985
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2014

    The Truth Is

    Theres an old saying that the minority spoil it for the majority. This is a lie. In the real world the opposite is true. Imagine one or two people (you know who they are) constantly come into work late or they go outside for a smoke every hour.The company stands for this for some...
    newsletter2000 newsletter2000
    Jan 17, 2013

    Tears and Fears....

    Sometimes the only thing holding back the tears, are the fears that people will make you feel worse for showing them....
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 23, 2009

    "you dont have to understand something

    for it to be beautiful" that was about the great language or Gaeilge. though its a true statement about many other things in this world and in life
    dathglas dathglas
    16-17, M
    Sep 22, 2015


    ' We have only 3 twigs left to fight off the tigers' I said this to a friend a few days back, no idea why, but she found it funny so it was all worthwhile in the end :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Mar 16, 2008


    Just remember that there was a 19 out of 20th chance that the spinner wouldn't land on a 1, but it did.
    chewonice chewonice
    Jan 21, 2013
    PorcelainRose85 PorcelainRose85
    31-35, F
    Oct 4, 2014


    ' The candles are watching us, get the AA Man' - * AA Man is like a rescue service guy that saves you when your car breaks down :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Feb 13, 2008

    I do not belong here.

    ..but I am trapped. My soul is gone...but my body must adapt.
    Darcyfalls13 Darcyfalls13
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 5, 2016

    "When people get angry it's funny.

    That's the way of how things are these days." Lots of truth to this with phases out there like "get mad" "someone is salty" "rage much" etc. and such. Especially when using the internet or playing video games.
    IcedJuice IcedJuice
    31-35, M
    Jun 20, 2015

    On Fear and Courage

    "Faith is better then fear." "First comes fear, then courage." "If you're never afraid, you don't have reasons to be brave."
    SavedByGrace14 SavedByGrace14
    22-25, F
    Feb 12, 2008

    A Few.

    i'm rather quotable, or so i've been told ;) i'll try to think of them and add to this story. my most quotable one for a while there was "people have closets." it was made in the context of sorority recruitment. someone was so obsessive about cleaning up the house that...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Nov 28, 2007

    I Think I Just Made Up A Quote.

    Here it goes, it's super cute,   LOVE IS A SONG, SOMEONE'S DESTINED TO HEAR. 
    amyaw amyaw
    13-15, F
    Dec 19, 2009

    A Feeling Quote!

    is uberly pissed off... approach at your own discretion... be advised.
    willowsflower willowsflower
    36-40, F
    Jun 14, 2010


    The candle looks waaaaaaaaaaay better when lit :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2008

    "Everyone has something to say about what the

    truth is, on how to define it, on if it's even real. People get in fights over it, hate each other for it or vice versa. What I've come to believe, however is that in reality the truth is whatever you believe. How ironic" - Madeleine.
    blabweekly blabweekly
    16-17, F
    Oct 4, 2014

    I was just writing this story

    and I just thought of it...Here it is! "Yes, as the fool would say, 'I had found love.......until I found out she wasn't my type'."
    lexirius lexirius
    26-30, F
    Jul 10, 2014

    "In the name of profits,

    we sacrifice quality. In the name of speed, we sacrifice common sense." - me, random Internet stranger whom you've never met. (Probably)
    Redmoon383 Redmoon383
    18-21, M
    Nov 21, 2014


    ' If life gives you chocolate - hide it, quickly'
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Mar 17, 2008

    Re: Questionable Decisions People Make

    "to each their own. but none for me, thanks."
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 8, 2008

    Cats = Shoes?

    me: oh! husband: what? me: it's ok. i stepped on something, and i was afraid it was the cat, but it was just a shoe. husband: yeah, cats and shoes aren't the same. me: true. because cats aren't machine washable. [pause] most shoes aren't either, really. [pause] maybe...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2008

    2, Actually

    Munch, Munch, where's the biscuits? Winter fun, without the sun  
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 28, 2007

    The most dangerous thing on this planet,

    is a man what a conviction.
    tabchiq tabchiq
    41-45, F
    Apr 17, 2015

    The reason I don't like to be engaged too much

    with displays it's because I don't like to play with displays.
    cleanyoursoul cleanyoursoul
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 1, 2014

    Thought Of The Day:

    If you’ve got a lot to say please try saying it in as few words as possible.
    newsletter2000 newsletter2000
    Jan 17, 2013

    Live Life

    juss got out of getting my award and saw the girl that broke my heart and this is what i saidlife isn t worrying about the bad but it is the good and focusing on the lord as our savior     '' William bracey"
    braceywilliam35 braceywilliam35
    May 6, 2011

    To Friends Or Family

    "Just because I'm not there, doesn't mean I'm not here for you." Lura (me)
    bluetweety18 bluetweety18
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 23, 2012

    On Election News

    me: [looking at cnn.com homepage] remember when stuff other than the elections took place in the news? husband: [studying] mmhmm. me: those were simpler times. thank god for british papers.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Feb 5, 2008

    Hear your heart beating cause that's the rhythm

    of life. It only stops playing when you give up.
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 4, 2014

    On Life (particularly Mine)

    "it's just been a revolving door of random around here lately"
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Feb 20, 2008

    Love is like heaven but it hurts like hell-

    Make it up but it's true. :)
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 5, 2014

    Okay Here Goes Nothing

    I am gonna try this quote stuff.... Go farther than the distance and reap the benefits. Appreciate what you have today for tomorrow it could perish. See beauty in those that act ugly. Act as if and you shall be.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 5, 2008

    Main Rule of Ep....

    I said this to someone once on Ep...and it got quite a reaction from several other members. "Be you.....be forthright...but behave!" Basically that is just have some manners folks.  You can be yourself and be honest without being mean or nasty.
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Nov 28, 2007

    I Have Been Saying This For Years....

    Stress less, smile more =D
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Aug 17, 2010

    I was just writing this story

    and I just thought of it...Here it is! "Yes, as the fool would say, 'I had found love.......until I found out she wasn't my type'."
    lexirius lexirius
    26-30, F
    Jul 10, 2014
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