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    Sad Monkey

    This made me chuckle so I thought I would share it here ... One Day a Sad Monkey wanted to End his Life.. So, He went up to a Sleeping Lion & Put his Finger in the Lion's ***.. The Lion woke up Angry and Roared, Lion: Who Did it?? Who has Called for his Death?? Monkey: Its Me...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Jun 14, 2011

    Ignorance Is Funny

    The British National partytoday voted to scrap its whites-only membership ­policy in a move dismissed by anti-racist campaigners as "cosmetic". At an extraordinary general meeting held in Essex, members of the far-right party voted in favour of changes to its constitution...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Feb 14, 2010

    Made Me Lol ...

    A friend just sent me this and it really tickled my fancy. Thought I'd share it here and hopefully you might get a bit of a laugh too :)At last I know why I've got fat hips.When taking my shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself.Well, yesterday, I read what was...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    20 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    Exhibitionism Gone Wrong

    This was in today's Age online. I've always wondered about people who get turned on by exhibitionism... you can imagine it all going horribly wrong: Police called to adult film shoot on hotel balcony Megan Levy February 16, 2011 - 6:41AM Two women have been caught shooting a...
    2xRocks 2xRocks
    36-40, M
    15 Responses Feb 15, 2011

    Best Doctor Ever!

    Too funny! Love this  Doctor!   Q:  Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can  prolong life.  Is this true? A: Heart  only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste  on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.   Speeding up heart not make you...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 11, 2012

    So Very Appropriate!!

    Just HAD to add this one that I found today. It just fitted me so well ....Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them..."I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Mar 2, 2011

    Islam

    I was walking in the country and saw a Kiwi farmer shagging a sheep in his paddock by the side of the road. I said "WTF are you doing to that poor sheep?" He said "Islam is mine and I'll do what I like with it".
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 18, 2012
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