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    Exhibitionism Gone Wrong

    This was in today's Age online. I've always wondered about people who get turned on by exhibitionism... you can imagine it all going horribly wrong: Police called to adult film shoot on hotel balcony Megan Levy February 16, 2011 - 6:41AM Two women have been caught shooting a...
    2xRocks 2xRocks
    36-40, M
    15 Responses Feb 15, 2011

    So Very Appropriate!!

    Just HAD to add this one that I found today. It just fitted me so well ....Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them..."I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Mar 2, 2011


    I was walking in the country and saw a Kiwi farmer shagging a sheep in his paddock by the side of the road. I said "WTF are you doing to that poor sheep?" He said "Islam is mine and I'll do what I like with it".
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    Jun 18, 2012

    Ignorance Is Funny

    The British National partytoday voted to scrap its whites-only membership ­policy in a move dismissed by anti-racist campaigners as "cosmetic". At an extraordinary general meeting held in Essex, members of the far-right party voted in favour of changes to its constitution...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Feb 14, 2010

    Sad Monkey

    This made me chuckle so I thought I would share it here ... One Day a Sad Monkey wanted to End his Life.. So, He went up to a Sleeping Lion & Put his Finger in the Lion's ***.. The Lion woke up Angry and Roared, Lion: Who Did it?? Who has Called for his Death?? Monkey: Its Me...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Jun 14, 2011

    Best Doctor Ever!

    Too funny! Love this  Doctor!   Q:  Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can  prolong life.  Is this true? A: Heart  only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste  on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.   Speeding up heart not make you...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 11, 2012

    Made Me Lol ...

    A friend just sent me this and it really tickled my fancy. Thought I'd share it here and hopefully you might get a bit of a laugh too :)At last I know why I've got fat hips.When taking my shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself.Well, yesterday, I read what was...
    MissSass MissSass
    31-35, F
    20 Responses Feb 26, 2011
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