I Just Want to Apologize For Being Funny

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    Mostly, I want to apologize

    for the fact that you can't take a joke. We can file this under not my problem but yours!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jul 7, 2015

    I'm Really Not Sure Why I Joined This Group...

    I'm not sorry. If you ******* think I should apologize then that's your problem, not mine! But I knowz I is funny. I certainly get told it often enough haha.
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    Uuhhh

    Maybe funny is not the right word.... how about I'm sorry for being so dorky (always) silly (giggles) stupid (I will when I get my test grade) pathetic (no comment) needy (like I NEED a drink) greedy (did you really think I was gonna share my eggs...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 5, 2008

    For The Leaf Fans!

    Hockey night in Canada!  So this goes out to all you Ontarihoens   
    Firegod74 Firegod74
    31-35, M
    Feb 12, 2011

    Not Being You Know But...

    most everyone who knows me thinks...im funny...so i just want to apologies if im being funny istead of serious...but im not a serious person... For instance one time i high school a friend and i were writing an inappropriate note in class and the teacher took it and the only...
    Cadet1995 Cadet1995
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 19, 2011

    Sorry if you didn't smile

    or snort...its all good... ;)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2015

    Why Single Men Don't Cook:)

    One evening, two confirmed bachelors were talking when the conversation eventually drifted from sports to politics, and then on to cooking. The first guy said, "I got a cookbook once, but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy stuff in it, eh?" asked the other...
    trilo2 trilo2
    18-21, M
    Mar 17, 2012

    Uuhhh

    Maybe funny is not the right word.... how about I'm sorry for being so dorky (always) silly (giggles) stupid (I will when I get my test grade) pathetic (no comment) needy (like I NEED a drink) greedy (did you really think I was gonna share my eggs...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Sep 5, 2008

    Not Really

    Hell na. Sarcasm makes Life hell's alot better.  For instance I can Be All pissy about something Or I can Laugh So  I will say Sorry :( For being Funny But. I Sure as hell Needed to Laugh.. hahhahah :) 
    matthewsmommy matthewsmommy
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 23, 2008

    You Asked For It

    A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "tie me up" she purred " and you can do ANYTHING you want." So he tied her up, and went golfing.
    wondayatta wondayatta
    22-25
    3 Responses Mar 28, 2012

    Fighting Nuns

    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I...
    trilo2 trilo2
    18-21, M
    Mar 28, 2012
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