I Just Want to Reach Out and Torch Someone

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    Burn.

    There are several people to whom I would like to set fire.  Actually I'd like to set fire to the Earth so we can thin out the population, and the survivors will be forced to work together if they want to survive.  Unless they're Dwight, who will kill everyone...
    HumanOddity HumanOddity
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Jul 23, 2009

    We Dont Need No Water...

     with propane torches and gas...  dude i don't have a lot of hate in me, but the rage i have more than makes up for it. I'm usually pretty chill about things, but being an artist that works with fire i have an intimate knowledge of those dancing flames and just how...
    alsorolo alsorolo
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Jul 23, 2009

    Nothing Quite Like Turning Up The Heat..

    *sings*You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..You make me happppppy when times are grey..*sets fire to her tampon string*POOOOOOOOOF!xDSee mom, pms does have a good side... honest
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 13, 2011

    Wayne LePierre

    Today’s prime candidate is Wayne LePierre, from the National Rifle Association. Having heard his press conference about protecting school children by employing a network of gung-ho fascists to guard the school gates, I would have quite happily burned him to the ground.  What...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    1 Response Dec 21, 2012
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