I Keep Getting Things Wrong

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    Cocktail Recipe

    Scotch and Cranberry juice isn't a good idea. At first.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Nov 2, 2010

    Early Onset Amnesia

    There comes a time in every relationship when I start to get it wrong.  Essentially I end up either caring too much or too little.  I'm too much or not enough.  Maybe I get it wrong from the start but it feels like it kicks in later. I might be wrong though.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    1 Response Nov 27, 2010

    Too Late

    Got paid the day after the last day to have things delivered from the internet for Christmas.  Thus, I must go out and trawl round the shops.  Arse.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Dec 20, 2010

    Yeap.

    I don't know the difference between invisible and invincible!!! ;) 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2010

    Oops #653

    After I did a good gig in (might have been?) Switzerland, there was this attractive girl who was working with the crew.  I was lost in a swirl of semi-drunken, ego-driven self satisfaction when she put her arm around my shoulder and talked to me about something I couldn’t...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Feb 17, 2012

    Late Again

    Missed another essay deadline.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Dec 20, 2010

    Missing Persons

    Lost some personnel files now!  Thought I knew where they were, but apparently not.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Nov 22, 2010
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