I Kids Say The Darndest Things

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    The Dog!

    When my oldest son was 3, we moved into a new home. We moved from a housing complex, out to a rural area East of San Diego. Our new home was on 3 acres of land and full of wild life. Our dog just loved the new place. She would run and smell and race in circles until she was...
    dumbnugly dumbnugly
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Apr 30, 2012

    These Are Priceless

    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.    After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and  one for cold milk?"     MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied...
    shai shai
    56-60
    6 Responses May 9, 2010

    On The Wings Of A Snow White Dove.....

    We were in church one Sunday and the Pastor was talking about Jesus and doves.  All of a sudden my daughter, who was four at the time and felt very comfortable talking to the Pastor, said "My daddy shoots doves."  Everyone in the church just starting cracking up. ...
    silentwitness silentwitness
    46-50
    5 Responses May 11, 2010

    A small boy was at the zoo with his father.

    They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were. "Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up..." "Yes, son?" the father asked, ready to console him. "Which bus would I take home?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 21, 2015

    Where Are Your Manners???

    so our three year old son was bunking with my hubby & I.... The lights were out and silence was finaly upon us, of course until my hubby let one out "fart" and said excuse me....... well our 3 yr old son said in the most disgusted mad tone of voice said "YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED, THAT...
    mdg2484 mdg2484
    26-30, F
    Apr 2, 2011

    Snow Special!

    Just saw the cutest video of kids talking about snow and they just say the funnies things! http://video.msg.com/Home/MSG-KidCam-Snow-Special
    WhereIBelong WhereIBelong
    22-25
    Nov 15, 2010

    My Kids Think I Am C.O.O.L. Do You Know What That Means?

    Apparently I am Constipated, Overweight, Old Lady. COOL. I am also supposed to be a chicken in C.O.O.L clothing. Kids! Luckily I am a thirty year old who gave birth to them at 21 and 23, so we our relationship is very playful
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 12, 2013
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