Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Know Dean the Bum

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6 People

    I Believe Him

    It was a chilly nightfall at the state's capital. Dean was busy giddily hurling glass bottles far into the air and watching with glee as they smashed apart with a pop on the busy downtown street. I approached him cautiously, mindful of the scattered shards strewn everywhere...
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 8, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Dean's Birthday

    On Lark street I spot Dean on his birthday. "Happy birthday, Dean!" I shout. He responds with an immediate and joyous "I WAS NEVER BORN!!"
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 8, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Off of the Top of His Head

    "I'm skipping. Skipping. When I look to the clouds where the eyes of God look upon me, I'm skipping. When the eyes of God look upon me I feel His love, the love of the world, and Satan's love. I'm skipping." -Dean
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 5 Responses Sep 8, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Spirits Go Through Me

    1am on a colder than normal monday morning, the drunks are across the street and Dean the bum is sharing my stoop. Every other car which rolls by is a police cruiser and the air is thick with noise and chatter. The local ghosts are zig-zagging from one stranger to the next...
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 18, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Just picked up a set of the Dean Martin celebrity roasts. I enjoy watching them, some corny jokes but also some great humor. More importantly the humor is highly politically...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. Dean Wormer from "Animal House" also you boys mind if we dance with your dates
    Penguin47 Penguin47 66-70, M Oct 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If I'm James Dean, Then You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens
    Misaki7590 Misaki7590 16-17, F Oct 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So... I'm gay and best friends with this straight guy and i went over to his house and he's so provocative the first time i went to his house and the second time that i went he put...
    benjibatch benjibatch 16-17, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Mum found out about me getting into trouble with the head in detention yesterday. I was just off to bed last night and mum was on the phone to one of her friends whose daughter is...
    Susanna96 Susanna96 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Came in from school in the wet and forgot to take my shoes off so trailed mud into the house. Mum was not pleased and so I got a smack on the bum which stung and made me go "OW...
    Susanna96 Susanna96 16-17, F 5 Responses Oct 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Think sexiest thing is a woman with the baby bump!!!
    1971male 1971male 41-45, M Oct 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When ever my sister thinks I've been bad she grabs my underwear wasteband pulls me into her room by them pulse my pants down then sparks me once really hard with my briefs then she...
    Girlylittleboy Girlylittleboy 70+, M 4 Responses Oct 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Getting my bum smack turn ms me on!
    shannon897 shannon897 22-25, F Oct 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've never talked to a pregnant woman or felt a baby bump. But I have such an intense obsession with them. It's all I think about
    SecretObsessions SecretObsessions 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I do & i hate it. Whenever i do something wrong or break a rule i get me bum smacked. I'm 14 & don't mean to get in trouble but i sometimes can't help it,there are so many things...
    smackedagain smackedagain 13-15, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    But truth is, I don't know the person. I don't think any of my classmates know what his real name is. Everyone, even the teachers, calls him Shadow. It fits him well, though. He's...
    ColourfulDreams ColourfulDreams 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A splendid collection of itineraries are available through the Turkish Riviera. Starting from the Japanese Mediterranean all of the way west to the Southern Aegean You will find a...
    Andrew0369nbp8 Andrew0369nbp8 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My love life does suck. I like this girl for three years. There's so many bumps and turns within those three years. We had a thing back in the summer and know she tells me that she...
    TheEsencee TheEsencee 18-21, M Oct 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I literally just woke up out of my sleep crying, angry, hurt and confused about this nightmare. The first part of my dream was kind of weird. I was with some guy who was famous...
    momofuno momofuno 26-30, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A Letter to my sister who I never met..! I can only wonder why I did not write this earlier, I should have written this a long time ago. Blame it on my stupid lazy brain. I met...
    meaninglessone meaninglessone 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I can't talk about myself without being prompted. I do horrible on dates because I don't know what to say and don't know what to ask. So I almost never get asked on a second date.
    Mct7988 Mct7988 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I wonder about this for seeing people lie all of the time and say and act fake, although i can't tell a lie or lie about anything. Is it so easy to lie and act fake as notice all...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have taken this Jung typology test now on at least 3 different sites in slightly different formats on different days just to double check. I thought maybe a mood change or...
    wraithorn wraithorn 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Steps 1 Step one: Decide if you want to capture someone by audio (audio recorder), by camera (hidden camera), or both. Either way, you'd want to pick a device that only records...
    policeExperiment policeExperiment 22-25 Oct 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    How to Find Out About Someone's Sex Life edits by: PoliceExperiment, Andrew (see all) Every been curious about someone's sex life and you know it's off limits to talk about? but...
    policeExperiment policeExperiment 22-25 Oct 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It can be a double edged sword. In my previous position at work, I was given the toughest assignment from the get go by my boss. No one else in the department envied me. I was in...
    teenotes teenotes 22-25, M Oct 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So, I know someone who is depressed. That someone is not just a someone either, it's surprisingly, a teacher. People don't notice that he has been depressed, but I actually do...
    andiminlovewithyou andiminlovewithyou 22-25 Oct 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm gonna put on my new shirt Shine up these old boots Take a deep breath Try to keep my cool I know you're gonna be there I'm gonna have a couple drinks Just to knock off the edge...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 26-30, F Oct 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My mom is human and don't know my dad is a werewolf he's not in my life and I don't know if he knows I know? My step dad don't know And i will NEVER tell them!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Oct 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm living in a world I do not understand people say one thing but mean the opposite, I don't understand this world but I'm learning how to live in it, I may not get it right the...
    Amnesia97 Amnesia97 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm about to turn 29, I've been with my wife since I was 18. We are about to have a baby, and almost everyone around me thinks I have a great life. In truth I am absolutely dying...
    Drallab Drallab 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm very lost and don't know what to do next. I feel so bored of life that a lot of times I wonder if death would be better you know. I don't know what to do in order to keep my...
    Zoned1 Zoned1 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's painful to be in a world with so much going on... It is hard to look at others and it hurts to see others sad or in pain there is so much pain and I'm filled with it I'm...
    EverChangingMind EverChangingMind 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am so very scared. I don't know which way turn anymore. I have managed to royally **** up my life....again. I feel completely worthless. I don't know what I want anymore. On the...
    onebirdinacage onebirdinacage 36-40, F 4 Responses Oct 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    People who don't even know me should just keep their thoughts to themselves... rather than, "No, no, no. That don't go with that," or anything like that. When I go and try on new...
    SamHarris SamHarris 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have written this story almost a year ago in my old account that I have deleted. October 26, 2014 1:35 am PHT to be exact. For someone who has and have been continuously making a...
    zoiera zoiera 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sow To Reap ~ Grow, Don't Sleep Dare to persevere.You've got to reach there.Breathe aloud the fresh air.Let loose n Smile. No stare.Time now to work in pair.For sure, all'd be...
    kuveeraa kuveeraa 36-40 Oct 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What follows is an account of a dream I had 35 years ago. It was of a place I read about after “seeing” (as in a vision) it in the dream. You’ve heard of it; it’s heaven...
    CallmeIshmael CallmeIshmael 61-65, M Oct 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Stefanie's Book of Things Mother and Father Are Unaware of Chapter 1: Let us see.... My dad doesn't know about this account. my mom thinks i deleted it. for awhile my mom didn't...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I go through my daily life with people who think they know who I am and where I stand. I hear rumors that I know are not true. To be honest, I'm conflicted on the inside of my soul...
    BeautifulStruggle18 BeautifulStruggle18 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If somebody ever asked me about my life, I will always refer to you. It will always start with the day I first saw your face, and how everything seemed to change. I will continue...
    Darkthoughtsallover Darkthoughtsallover 16-17, F 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I thought making a second account would be a fresh start, but instead, it feels like I've split myself into two. I didn't want him to track my pain, but I love that account. I have...
    NastasyaFilippovna NastasyaFilippovna 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    "Hold On" by Good Charlotte This world, this world is cold But you don't, you don't have to go You're feeling sad, you're feeling lonely And no one seems to care Your mother's...
    TenThousandSorrows TenThousandSorrows 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Reply three factors to decide on a Lockwood 001 deadlatch. Why pick a lock that fees over a cheap Bunnings deadlock? WeR17;ll let you know why. In terms of standing up towards...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    That is a terrible name, but it was the closest i could get to my meaning. what i meant was that, even my parents, or my best friends, do not truly know me. Cos i try to hide who...
    TheKidInTheCorner TheKidInTheCorner 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It took me years to figure out who I am and I'm still learning, but I am proud of the person I've become in the last few years. I've learned to not only accept the way I am but...
    Mandaryn Mandaryn 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    This ain’t the first or last time We’ll meet up this late at night To let our fates intertwine Casually I’d rather be Detached from all tragedy This don’t need to be...
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch 31-35, F 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel