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I Know Dean the Bum

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    Dean's Birthday

    On Lark street I spot Dean on his birthday. "Happy birthday, Dean!" I shout. He responds with an immediate and joyous "I WAS NEVER BORN!!"
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 8, 2007

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    Off of the Top of His Head

    "I'm skipping. Skipping. When I look to the clouds where the eyes of God look upon me, I'm skipping. When the eyes of God look upon me I feel His love, the love of the world, and Satan's love. I'm skipping." -Dean
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 5 Responses Sep 8, 2007

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    I Believe Him

    It was a chilly nightfall at the state's capital. Dean was busy giddily hurling glass bottles far into the air and watching with glee as they smashed apart with a pop on the busy downtown street. I approached him cautiously, mindful of the scattered shards strewn everywhere...
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 8, 2007

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    Spirits Go Through Me

    1am on a colder than normal monday morning, the drunks are across the street and Dean the bum is sharing my stoop. Every other car which rolls by is a police cruiser and the air is thick with noise and chatter. The local ghosts are zig-zagging from one stranger to the next...
    WorldWarYou WorldWarYou 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 18, 2007

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