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I Know Different Terms For Male Masturbation, Add Yours

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    ..., "lopin' the mule".My family were German farmers in Illinois, socially "Naturist" in the old school ways, and when I was in 4th grade living on the farm for a year while my dad was in Viet Nam for his 2nd tour, my 20yo uncle was not to be found at the table for lunch-he came...
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    For your education and entertainment, here are some terms I have collected for my favorite hobby. Enjoy! A Leak In the Main Drain Answering the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook Bash The Candle Baste the Turkey Batting Practice Beat...
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