I Know How To Make Babies

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    One For The Cynic And One For The Innocent

    this is my fav explanation from the movie mary and max "Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist...
    shiftu shiftu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 27, 2010

    Babymaker

    I have successfully cooked up two. At first I thought I was just allergic to ***** and it was swelling up in there.
    Tamytha Tamytha
    36-40, F
    Feb 24, 2012

    Rofl.

    It's called banging it up. Oh and no birth control or condoms should be involved. And voila, approximately a year later you will have yourself your very own little ******** rat.  LOL. UGH. What am I talking about? Babies are ADORABLE.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    26 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much....

    I know it involves some birds and bees- And a stork- But then what???? Its all a little confusing, wouldn't the bird eat the bee? And is the bird the same bird as the stork, or is he a different one? Its all so confusing... HEHEHEHEHE ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    10 Responses Nov 27, 2010
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