I Know How To Make Babies

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    It's called banging it up. Oh and no birth control or condoms should be involved. And voila, approximately a year later you will have yourself your very own little ******** rat.  LOL. UGH. What am I talking about? Babies are ADORABLE.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    26 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    One For The Cynic And One For The Innocent

    this is my fav explanation from the movie mary and max "Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist...
    shiftu shiftu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 27, 2010

    When A Mummy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much....

    I know it involves some birds and bees- And a stork- But then what???? Its all a little confusing, wouldn't the bird eat the bee? And is the bird the same bird as the stork, or is he a different one? Its all so confusing... HEHEHEHEHE ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    10 Responses Nov 27, 2010


    I have successfully cooked up two. At first I thought I was just allergic to ***** and it was swelling up in there.
    Tamytha Tamytha
    36-40, F
    Feb 24, 2012
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