This experience may contain mature content, as flagged by the community.
Please click away if you do not want to see this content.
To report inappropriate content, please email us.

I Know I Have a Dirty Mind

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 3,772 People

    It's Not Something I'm Proud Of...

    but quite often I stop people in their tracks with things I say.  Some of the things that come out of my mouth could make a ***** blush. My partner looks at me sometimes in surprise and says I have a dirty mouth.           Who am I kidding, I...
    Maqi Maqi
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 10, 2009

    And There's Nothing I Can Do About It!

    I have a dirty mind. I put it down to the fact that I am a man. Sometimes my mind wanders and I drift into memories of our intimacy. My eyes glaze over as I remember the moonlight shining through the window and illuminating your feminine curves. I delve deeper into the moment...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 10, 2012

    Vivid Dream I Had Last Night....* Warning Adult Content*

    For quite some time, even before I was married I have had intense dreams about sexual experiences that I haven't had. These dreams I have I thoroughly enjoy, and when I wake up, I seriously want to go back to bed. I just woke up this morning with a dream involving a Heavy Rock...
    TorquoisePhx TorquoisePhx
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Feb 5, 2011

    Wow Mee Too!!!!

    I was born with a filthy mind and i have to say it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. i can take most thing and through it right into the gutter. ever since i was little i was making comments to girls that would insinuate sex and turn them into dirty little *****. I happen to...
    ruwilling69 ruwilling69
    31-35, M
    Jul 25, 2012

    Embrace The Dirty

    I am a man who is definitely not having his needs met and my mind needs to replace what is not happening in real life.  My mind is very adept at leading me back to the sexual.  I embrace the wonderfully erotic & sensual images in my minds eye.  Because in that...
    GoodMan67 GoodMan67
    41-45, M
    Feb 21, 2010

    My Mind Gets Stuck

    Sometimes  I  just  can't  help  it  my  mind  gets  stuck  and  everything  people  say  I  relate  to  sex.  I  like  it,  I  love  it  can  never ...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    13 Responses Apr 14, 2008

    A Night To Remember.....Las Vegas!!!!

    My husband's story of our night in Las Vegas..... My wife and I had talked for years about her having sex with another man, it was pretty much just a fantasy when we were in the mood, but during a vacation in Las Vegas that was about to change. We decided that it might be fun to...
    droflbwife droflbwife
    46-50, F
    Jul 23, 2011

    Catholic School Boy

    It was so weird growing up in the catholic church and thinking that if any girl knew what I was thinking she would be mortified and never want too speakk to me again. And all I wanted to know was what a boobie felt like...
    Casualfun Casualfun
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jun 12, 2012

    I'm Not Alone

    Not sure this fits here but why not. I went on a 1 1/2 mile hike up a mountain to a pond with my wife, mom & my 2 kids recently. We pretty much kiked the 1  1/2 mile steep trail with another couple and their 2 yr old strapped to his dad's back. They reached the pond first...
    Gyummy Gyummy
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Aug 22, 2011


    What can I say?  I was married for twelve years before I left my x and his family had absolutely no qualms about making inappropriate comments or jokes about women regardless if I was in the room or not.  It was like having a constant free pass to the guys locker room even...
    snowberry75 snowberry75
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2011

    She Saw It, Too

    I had a friend in gradschool who one day said to me, "You're a dirty girl. No one knows it. But I do." It's true, my dirtiness was leaking out. We were partners in many projects, and topics of conversation were often tinged with dirty talk. I guess I crossed a line and she...
    auroramaru auroramaru
    46-50, F
    13 Responses Dec 27, 2010

    Me too..and everyone here.

    .we bear a dirty mind and most of time dirty heart too..
    ExUser007 ExUser007
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Nov 10, 2014

    Not That I Like To Admit It

    But I have to constantly censor myself from my dirty mind. I had a friend write a status today, you know the classic, Hey Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?The first thought in my mind, just one if you know how to suck it right. Damn...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jul 12, 2012

    Yes I Do

    I have a dirty mind and in my mind can see almost anything that is said in a sexual way if I am in the right mood and situation.  I just choose not to let myself go there on a regular basis because if I did it would be nonstop and that may not be the most healthy thing for...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    16 Responses May 16, 2008

    Having Dirty mind is a virtue.

    .why not people understand. what you got inside if you share is not a bad thing it makes you more acceptable as fresh we feel after confession.
    ExUser007 ExUser007
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2015


    Ladies, if you only knew the things that run through my mind...I can keep you wet...want to find out??
    deleted deleted
    Jul 9, 2013

    Mud Bath

    In the bath, in the shower,doing my washing, sweeping spilled flour.Praying to God, calling in kind,I can't get rid of my dirty little mind.Glad to say...
    BreezyPockets BreezyPockets
    26-30, F
    Aug 19, 2012


    Ha!! Don't we all have a dirty mind in some way? Some people just choose to bury it and not think about it. I on the other hand seem to be consumed by it! I am constantly thinking about *******, whether it be myself with ****, my wife, a hot little thing that walks by.. I think...
    burn1 burn1
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 20, 2011

    What Is?

    Does someone have a dirty mind if they are constantly thinking about sex – fantasizing about having sex? Or – do they have a dirty mind if they, say, see an iris and think that it looks like a woman’s *****? Or can’t look at the Washington Monument without smirking? While...
    rickrollin rickrollin
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 20, 2011

    Do You Want A 2, 3, Or 5 Way?

    So today, I was sitting in a little Mexican food restaurant with my husband and our best friend, Sam, eating chips, minding my own business, and halfway listening to the boys talk.  I tend to get into my own little world inside my head sometimes and I was visiting there while...
    GrahamCracker626 GrahamCracker626
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 16, 2012

    Dirty Minded

    I know I have a dirty mind and honestly proud of it xD it makes you more fun. My mind is always in the gutter, no matter what...yea sometimes it does need to shut up....but meh.
    BloodMonsterX BloodMonsterX
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 24, 2012


    Bleach, oven cleaner, gasoline , turpentine . Sometimes nothing can wash the filth from my mind. All the filthy, naughty, dirty things i wanna do. Only with the one i trust, love, and respect though. I Only ever wanna do these things with you...
    supermist supermist
    46-50, M
    Jun 8, 2013
    lureebel lureebel
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 15, 2015

    A New Way Of Looking At My Necklace

    I have a necklace that I wear pretty much everyday. I've had it for most of my life, can't remember exactly which Christmas it was gifted to me. It's a tiny silver chain with a bicycle charm on it, and has always been kind of an inside joke between me and the person who gave it...
    StellaDiBellezza StellaDiBellezza
    26-30, F
    3 Responses May 8, 2012

    Yes I Do!

    I fully admit my sexual preferences are perverted and even sick by many's standards. Unlike mainstream belief's however I am NOT crippled by guilt and shame by desire most have but dare not admit to ANYONE. Everything I have done or wish to experience is 100...
    shefucksthemall shefucksthemall
    51-55, M
    Sep 27, 2009

    Because This Came Out It Of It :
    Nakedallways Nakedallways
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 2, 2012

    Friends And More

    They had been friends for five years, having met as members of a therapy group. There had been a strong attraction between them right from the start, but circumstances had never allowed them to be more than friends. "Maybe that was better", she thought, " if there had been more...
    TyStixx TyStixx
    36-40, M
    Jan 26, 2011


    we would both be tingling with pleasure and highly excited and passionate coz we decided we were going to have a baby and that it would be the last time we would **** whilst my **** is full of blood you and the last time your ******* huge **** would be slamming in and out of me...
    tillymaddie tillymaddie
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2011

    Dirty, Filthy, Nasty ...... Love It X X

    Iv always had a dirty mind, the nastier the better. I cud b in an innocent convo with someone, n somethins said n all sorts of dirty crap is goin round my .mind. if I'm chatting to a guy, no matter who he is Ill start lookin at his fingers n wondering how many ****** theyve been...
    fortylicks fortylicks
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jun 13, 2011

    A Very Amusing Meeting...

    I just had to sit through a meeting where the main topic of discussion was about "fluffing" meat for sandwiches. I can't possibly have been the only person who's mind immediately went to a dirty place...
    StellaDiBellezza StellaDiBellezza
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Jun 1, 2011

    Horizontal jogging, pole vaulting off wardrobes,

    Water sports, Snorkel and flippers, who needs football?
    deleted deleted
    Dec 3, 2015

    Any women in or near Toronto,

    Canada? Putting a feeler out there. interested in a woman who enjoys Omorashi play and the painful pleasure her full bladder can bring. Looking for that connection with the kink. So making you laugh would be kind've a 2 for 1 special ;-)
    2se7en 2se7en
    36-40, M
    Feb 28, 2015

    oh how it makes conversations more fun.

    the thoughts that run through my mind when I see a woman in attracted to. this is the mode that my mind stays in.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 23, 2016


    I think about sex all the time. It is constant on my brain. When I am making love with my wife. Than I am complete. She complete's me, I complete her. We are ONE. That is our point in time when we are complete. We are hole, complete. We pass into a diferent dimension. I...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 31, 2011
    FreshMilk4Me FreshMilk4Me
    36-40, M
    May 20, 2015

    Hmm Dirty Mind Do I Or Not?

    I'm not really sure if my mind is dirty or not,maybe if i told you some my thoughts might help maybe,?,dressing up sounds fun,haveing some or all control over my guy,maybe a policewomen, hardcore **** i like!,ok, some of my thoughts are hardcore stuff,playing with cucumbers...
    TooCuriouse TooCuriouse
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 22, 2008

    Late Saturday Afternoon

    Last saturday afternoon my wife and myself went to the beach. She had a new bekini and wanted to wear it. Wonce we got there we found more small shells and started collecting. We stuck up a conversation with thiis younger couple (in there 20's) They wear having a ball in the...
    1changingheart 1changingheart
    51-55, M
    Sep 14, 2011

    My Whole Me

    Inborn dirty minded I am. I-we luv it...   I chat with you, you look at my stories, get aroused, stimulate, stoke, fantasize and drop pre-***. Once you feel wanting to **** me or **** me real hard, make sure to hold your **** and ********** while massaging your balls. Give...
    HedoZen HedoZen
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Aug 1, 2011

    I tend to think of it

    as a sexy imagination.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    1 Response May 4, 2015

    I once had a gay experience.

    When I was 15, my then best mate invited me to spend the night at his place.His father was a big drinker,so there was always plenty of grog around.On this occasion,we both split a case of beer,and were both quite tipsy.Both being horny teens,the conversation of sex naturally came...
    HarryJ92 HarryJ92
    51-55, M
    May 8, 2015

    Faster Than The Speed Of Light

    In Europe right now there is a discussion going on about an experiment where a subatomic particle traveled faster than the speed of light. NPR New Data Put Cosmic Speed Limit To The Test by Richard Harris What I want to know is once we are able to travel faster than the speed...
    1changingheart 1changingheart
    51-55, M
    Sep 29, 2011
    StellatedOdin StellatedOdin
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 5, 2015
More Stories