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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    I don't like to burden other people with my problems so I usually tell people I am doing fine even if that isn't the case. I know it's not good to keep your feelings bottled up...
    underpressure417 underpressure417 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    I've used this site to sound of over the last year about my problems, I'm going to call it my road to discovery, I've had warm,kind,helpful replies,a latest update,my stbx was evil...
    deg1965 deg1965 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I've been awake for about 33 and a half hours now and I'm at the point where the longer I stay awake, the less I want to sleep. This always happens when I've been awake for this...
    Redstar86 Redstar86 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I find that's what I should do really.that my religion is right I should wait until I'm married to do it because then I know I'm with someone who loves me and we will be together...
    LovingMusicForever LovingMusicForever 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I'm usually not up for the social niceties like small talk, discussing the weather, I probably won't answer your call or return your text right away until I'm in the right head...
    goodwitchofthenorth goodwitchofthenorth 36-40, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I got a haircut recently and hated it. I told my mom and she asked why. I told her they thinned it too much. She kept asking why despite the fact that I told her already and that I...
    EcoReibun EcoReibun 70+, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    HEY! x---a . i know i made those mistakes maybe once or thrice but I don't have any intention to hurt you. you are the only one to whom i text and no one else is there in my life...
    alwaysthereforY0u alwaysthereforY0u 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    When my friends say I'm pretty I think it's just because they're being nice Opinions??
    charlotte8482 charlotte8482 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    There's one friend of mine who knows my ex and he knows everything that I told him that I did after we've broken up and now I feel so bad, on the other side I have him on facebook...
    KIKIBOE22 KIKIBOE22 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I've had DPD for like 2 and a bit years. I used to smoke weed with my boyfriend at the time and I assumed that being incredibly anxious all the time was what "high" was meant to...
    Fluxus Fluxus 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    i know what it's like... loneliness, an empty void filled with pain and confusion, being ostracized, judged and misunderstood. Being so alone that it hurts to breathe, maybe since...
    Strangleh0ld Strangleh0ld 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    I am with the love of my life. In 2002 we were good friends, then dated each other for a while, fell in love, only for us to get into a huge argument, part and go our separate...
    MartiniMagic MartiniMagic 36-40, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Even with very little to no friends I still feel alone. in truth when a person has spent so many years in isolation as I have you would tend to feel alone. it's how I feel now...
    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Letter to my love.. Hey Mister, man I can't wait to meet you, I know you're out there, surviving life and working hard. I hope you had a good day today! Maybe one of these days...
    gayguy82 gayguy82 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I guess this feeling never really goes away, no matter who is sitting next to me, I can't lie to myself, I know they can't really see me. I know they don't want to really see me, I...
    quietlucy quietlucy 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    My stranger for a Mother has refused to pay my bills once again. I have a $2000 bill to pay. The only reason that I ran it up was because I was working, but my stranger for a...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F a week ago

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    I know im not perfect, but I try to be nice to everyone. I like making friends. and when im not so perfect my dad fixes that :-( but I still love him.
    JTurner2002 JTurner2002 13-15, F Jan 29

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    normal people avoid depressed people like the plague. EP is the only place where people listen with empathy
    Q2013 Q2013 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 29

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    well sometimes tears are a sign of unspoken happiness and a smile is a sign of silent pain
    blossomingangel blossomingangel 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 29

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    It's Easy to say I'm okay when I'm not. Perhaps it's even easier to fake a smile, but at the end of the day the mask comes off. There is no point in pretending, when the only one...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 28

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    Is it to embarrassing if other people find out about you being spaked? :( I'm 21 and my mom used to spank me a lot when I was younger. Today I heard her on the phone and she was...
    maaaaahsh maaaaahsh 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 28

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    Hi I'm Wolfie :) I sleep in my drawws How many you girls sleeps naked ?
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 6 Responses Jan 28

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    Behind my happy posts is not a happy person. Well, most of the time. What most people don't know is that I am usually depressed but will tell everyone that I am okay when I am...
    caringsisterof11siblings caringsisterof11siblings 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 28

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    actually my whole class knows as of yesterday. :'( got in trouble at school yesterday for fighting. I got sent to the principal's office. he yelled at me and made me turn around...
    camimaybailee13 camimaybailee13 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    I want to be interesting, I want to laugh, share, be appreciated and feel just like there is more to me than just what a picture says. I want people to know my interests, my...
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 27

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    idk it seems like I have two different personalities. There's the confident, cool, outgoing me with the dramatic, sarcastic flair and the sassy eyebrows then there's the lonely...
    bigMamaY bigMamaY 13-15 1 Response Jan 25

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    simply cannot remember a time when my younger sister (the baby of five siblings) did not express a distinct and vehement desire to dress like a boy. Aged two, she was found...
    janecool janecool 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    so i really don't like being a room alone with older men. it scares me. when i was little I'd dress in layers all the time no matter what weather I'm in, it'll be extremely hot and...
    funkittyful funkittyful 18-21, F Jan 24

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    So...I was looking through some family and friend photos just now... And wow...I'm terrible! I have no idea what to do with myself in order to look like a girl. I mean, I don't...
    WritingDesk11 WritingDesk11 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    I keep everything bottled in , at times I am able to manipulate my mind on forgetting the past and making myself know I deserve better and good things will come my way. Im insecure...
    findingtruth828 findingtruth828 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Dear D, I made you sleep inside me in ways I knew we both couldn't handle. But I wanted it anyways. I couldn't get close enough. I let your love melt in the crevices of my broken...
    LavenderDarling LavenderDarling 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    I’m on my second martini and getting ready to cook dinner for my mother.
    NekkidJoe NekkidJoe 56-60, M Jan 22

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    Ive pretended to be somebody else online for years. I'm in a terrible spot right now and just need to talk to someone. I know I'm sick and what I've done is wrong. I don't know why...
    Knope77 Knope77 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    I've been 5'0" since I was in sixth grade. I have a small body and I'm thin (I get picked on for being thin a lit in school). My two best friends are 5'4 and 6ft. I wish I was...
    StephAndrea StephAndrea 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    Shhhh don't tells Mommy or Daddy :3 I'm not posed to be ups right nows
    Daddydomless Daddydomless 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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