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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    I am a college drop out. After about two months of it. She's a medical doctor bound student. She knows I can't understand what she's saying but she keeps on. It feels like she's...
    countryboyhyde countryboyhyde 18-21, M Aug 2

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    No one would ever know. I can fake a smile like no body's business. But no one really knows me anyways. I don't have any friends to fool... Only acquaintances
    Jackiebh Jackiebh 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I don't want to be remembered after I die. I'll be 32 and a couple of months and I don't feel anyway this way or that way about it. I don't see that feeling changing. What is the...
    missquietriot missquietriot 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    Why is life so hard and it seems like nothing good will ever happen... I have no friends, my brother stopped talking to me as soon as my dad died 3 yrs ago and I have a boyfriend...
    hopelaughs hopelaughs 13-15, F Aug 14

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    I like smoking and drinking, i wear jeans that are ripped apart, if im not wearing a hat i wear a du rag, i cut the sleeves off my shirt, i wear boots just about every day, all my...
    HowLongWillWeBeWaiting HowLongWillWeBeWaiting 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    The biggest lie I've ever told was that I was fine. I actually tell people a lot, even when I was crying myself to sleep every night and starving myself I told people I was fine...
    SydA1234 SydA1234 13-15, F Aug 12

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    I dont understand y human bad talk other people or judge them.. I also dont understand y im letting them affect me.. Lololol Crazy humans!!! XDDD
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I don't want a fancy gravestone or some marble slab set into the ground proudly displaying the time I was present on the earth. I want to make a positive difference in everyone I...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F a week ago

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    Right now I have a girlfriend but as with every relationship (the few I have had) once something goes wrong I'll always assume the worst. I made her very mad and she is right to...
    shyslh shyslh 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    My mom has always called me fat and I'm not I'm 5ft 8 and wear a size 10 to 12 UK so I don't understand. I'm curvy I have huge boobs and sometimes can even get into a size 8. My...
    daniellaafelumo daniellaafelumo 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I know when I'm getting fatter because I am very observant of my belly. It doesn't bother me at all either because if you've read my other stories you know that I like fat and why...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Wow, I do not know what to write here . Except that life is hard. Especially if you are Gay and Muslim. I didn't choose this life. Maybe it chose me? Idk. I'm 18 , living in...
    RiyazYazri RiyazYazri 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    I already know I'm not.. .-.
    CalderReed CalderReed 13-15, M 10 Responses Aug 18

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    not my fault just feel like I am forget feel I know I am especially when someone u love says something u never though they would
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    I pretend I'm ok, when nothing is right, I act fine when I'm bugged by friends or family, I never tell people that I'm in pain, I just want to start cutting
    MayLuvsCookies MayLuvsCookies 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I used to think I was a lot smarter than I do now. In fact I would go so far as to say that I was quite the arrogant **** looking down on others and thinking whatever conclusions I...
    sometimeslonelytoo sometimeslonelytoo 41-45, M 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Here goes. Thought it would give me some confort putting it out here. I’m a 20-year-old from China, and I go to college in Canada. In March 2014, I got to the point where I gave...
    ASalami ASalami 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    ---WARNING: Venting piece, don't read if you don't want to--- I've realized that after 5 years of depression, I can't do this anymore. I can't. I'm done trying to hold onto a...
    00SecretGarden00 00SecretGarden00 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 27

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    I'm now 18 years old and on my 18th birthday I came out to my mom, big brother and my aunt. They didn't mind me except my mom, who did not speak for minutes. She told me "as I...
    Bisexualgirl24 Bisexualgirl24 18-21, F Aug 6

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    I feel so fvcking helpless and sad and here's why. Everything. School starts tomorrow & i'm in shock. Summer really did go by , but then again it's only a couple weeks long. For me...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    So where do the new identity begins?, when you learn your new feelings you experience, when you can except their deaths, I'm still working on that to, but I know I can't keep...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I love my mom so much but she treats me like I'm not here. My mom makes me feel like I'm the reason for everything bad in her life. When I'm not being put down I'm being ignored.
    No1ne No1ne 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Most people never miss something till it's gone. Today was just another day. My mind never shutting down, keeps me busy. As I was hanging up laundry (yes I do my own laundry, I'm...
    Barefootonthebeac Barefootonthebeac 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    So I just have to tell this to someone so please be understanding that all of this is not for sure, but is quite likely. So when I was really little something happened ( I don't...
    MatildaBlack MatildaBlack 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I don't know, it's kind of a spur of the moment thing. I want to know your opinion. Do you think I'm attractive? You can rate from 1-10 or whatever you want.
    Brookiecookie2000 Brookiecookie2000 13-15, F 18 Responses Aug 9

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    When I allow the liquor to do the thinking, stupid/bad things sometimes happen: Like when I was camping 3 years ago. I decided to go chop some wood, after I had around 11 beers...
    DeathstalkerScorpion DeathstalkerScorpion 22-25, M Jul 28

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    Basically the only way I can explain how I feel is, There will be periods when I'm happy and just completely hyper and I feel completely fine and nothing bothers me and I feel...
    catherineeac catherineeac 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    There's No Good in Bye's and.....my words don't matter in this moment,they've never held any water here. Thesefingers are cut from the rope and I can'tpull up the well's bucket...
    GypsyHeartedPoet GypsyHeartedPoet 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    I just melt as a mom when my sons tells me that I am so beautiful. I just love to hear that. I give them a nice hug and kiss for that.
    tammylynne tammylynne 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    We have only been married for almost two years and have a son who's almost one he is driving me crazy he doesn't do anything with our son unless it is just playing he's only...
    Moddelmog Moddelmog 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I'm 17, i'm a Capricorn, i love cookie dough ice cream and i have no idea who i am anymore. My whole life i've been trying to be the person that my mom and stepdad want me to be...
    ThinOrDieTryingxox ThinOrDieTryingxox 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    I was at the the gym and I always go to the bathroom before working out. So i go and walk on upstairs to the elipticals and jump on, feeling good because I have my new workout...
    imleavingeden imleavingeden 18-21, F Aug 13

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    There's a lot of crap going on at the moment as my parents are divorcing and for my mum it can't go fast enough. Problems is she swings into these depressive phases and threatens...
    LunaWolff LunaWolff 18-21, F a week ago

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    I'm quite new to this site, but I feel like I need this. I feel like I need to share my story, and get all of this off of my chest. I'm not use to doing this though, I never really...
    laurenkouhi laurenkouhi 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I always say I feel like I'm married to someone I hate because I don't particularly like myself and I can't escape myself. It's really hard to be in this position and I hate the...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    It took me long enough to admit it. I mean i realised i was bingeing and purging and all that jazz But something didn't click in my head that i was actually suffering from a...
    kerryfofo kerryfofo 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    So one of my 'workouts' that I do for my bum and thighs is 'twerkout' and I do it a lot and my nana just looks at me like I'm crazy so anyways a few weeks ago we were in front of...
    XSimplyXSuicideX XSimplyXSuicideX 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    You Know They Don't Love You Back When... Symptoms of Lovesickness One Broken Heart Too Many Unwiped Tears That E m p t y Feeling Pain. Lots and lots and lots and lots...
    melXlo melXlo 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    Terrible. About a few weeks ago I was chatting with a friend on yahoo messenger. Just casual talk, getting to know one another. It was still morning and I was in the kitchen in...
    DebbieSoles DebbieSoles 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 31

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    You know when you know something deep down but you 're really trying to ignore it? Like that's gonna change anything... I think I am a lesbian. When I first realised it I thought...
    aloneforlong aloneforlong 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    I know it's hard for many of you to even begin to believe some of the things I'm been tell you and I'm going to tell you more things that you'll find it hard to believe but I'm...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F Aug 18

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    I wish I never was to come to this. When I was younger I was afraid of this happening, now I see what I was so afraid of. I've let the wrong people into my life and I wish I could...
    fredlez2306 fredlez2306 13-15, M 2 Responses a week ago

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