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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Yep I do...sort of gets me in the christmas spirit. ..but I'm not able to get out to get one and didnt get one this year. What about everyone else.
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    whenever some bad thing or wrong thing happens or when someone decide to leave me, i know that it's for a reason. Every bad thing happens because a better thing is waiting for me
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    Yes! He has personality! He's kind-hearted and caring, polite, gentle, honest, moral, mature, modest, smart. He's hurt and very strong. He makes me feel special. He could conquer...
    HellColoredFlame HellColoredFlame 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    He makes me feel so certain about it. The assurance emanates from him in everything he does with and for me. It's a satisfying and marvelous feeling. A type of joy I've never...
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    I've done this twice in the past 24hrs. I seem to do it on a daily basis. Hopefully he'll catch on before it's too late and he looses a very good thing.
    candacej1983 candacej1983 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    lolnahhh5 lolnahhh5 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    roykirk roykirk 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 23

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    It's crazy. I'm crazy. God, I don't even ******* know. I'm with this amazing guy. His feelings for me are impossible to question. He loves me. I know it. He let's me feel it...
    ohmyfvck ohmyfvck 18-21, F Dec 4

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    Isn’t it supposed to be the people that love you and say how much they care for you support you? I know I’m pretty damn stupid as everyone keeps telling me but I’m smart...
    LoveLessOne97 LoveLessOne97 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    I just feel that I know I'm worth so much more and could be doing so much more with my time than I am now.
    kenshininap kenshininap 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 8

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    So this message is really long... And If you actually finish it... I hope that you feel the same way I do... And that is that the next generation should be kinder to our people...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 25

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    killbillhell007 killbillhell007 18-21, F Nov 25

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    alxvii alxvii 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    I didn't think I would be depressed so soon...especially after I overcame it at the beginning of my college semester. Even thoughts of suicide came to mind for brief seconds...
    bkf2 bkf2 22-25, M Nov 23

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    In my junior high school I have a few friend but as the time goes by, I have a lot of best friends, me elementary school bestie was still keep in touch with me ( she called my...
    killbillhell007 killbillhell007 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 25

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    You know, I've been a cheerleader for 5 years now, and it never gets old. The feeling of warming up backstage, the nerves, the fear. Standing in line. Dozens of other teams...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 21

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    I think we've all done this before when someone has asked us what's wrong. I tend to hide it better than some other people can, but some people still see straight through me and...
    lovedownunder lovedownunder 16-17, F Dec 9

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    It's December, soon it'll be January and once I realize it I'll be graduating. Soon I will have to say good-bye to him. I don't think I'm ready, but I know I have too. At the...
    twloha14 twloha14 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I'm seeing him for the first time a good two to three weeks. Oh how i've longed to feel his soft embrace and shrink into his chest. I long too feel him tighten his arms around me...
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    I don't know if it's depression, or what, but since last year i've been feeling like I have no direction in my life, like I don't like nothing, I've been feeling that what is ahead...
    licito licito 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 21

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    My life got better and I have people that make me happy but it seems like I just can't be ok. When I'm with them I feel good and fine but something deep inside me hurts. Something...
    elena1998 elena1998 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    Sometimes, (which is a lot throughout the span of my life) when I figure something out, do/say clever things, and utterly impress people, I always think their reactions are...
    Darnguyen Darnguyen 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My belly has gotten so huge now. When I went home for break and I was eating my fourth slice of pie my mom told me I'm getting fatter. I smiled and said "of course I am, and I'm...
    brittloveee35 brittloveee35 18-21, F 7 Responses Dec 10

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    I walk around school, smiling and joking around, When all I want to do is be left alone and cry and vent. I get home tell my mum all of the 'great' things I did that day, then go...
    kaiana2000 kaiana2000 13-15, F 6 Responses Dec 11

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    you know your life sucks when a dream you had is the only thing that makes you happy after months of wallowing in sadness
    shazmn shazmn 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    I'm actually really pretty. When your eyes are closed 👌
    justme1996 justme1996 18-21, F 25 Responses Dec 6

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    LSAF LSAF 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    I'm so lost right now, i don't know what to do...
    EyelessGlitch EyelessGlitch 13-15, F Nov 24

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    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    Ah why not let me know what you think peeps honestly. Good or bad I'm the one on the left
    Jamiereturns Jamiereturns 22-25, M 4 Responses Dec 2

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    I'm really, really scared. I'm pretty sure the feelings are mutual but I always have that voice in my head saying, "you're just being delusional...she doesn't really want you...
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