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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    It’s always about love. People fall in love. You fall in love. I fall in love. I have not found the real description of something that makes people fall. Something that makes...
    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    It's so hard in a world where you can't think you're hot or pretty or whatever. For so many years I hated myself only because it was what I thought I was supposed to do. I told...
    naughtyandnicesugarandspice naughtyandnicesugarandspice 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    So many people want their own page in the history books. I don't. I just want to be loved while I'm here.
    reelman4372 reelman4372 31-35, M Jul 9

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    i really need to find a new start and purpose again, i know i need to earn some acceptance but i need it
    fdenna fdenna 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    It's like 90 degrees up in here!!
    exitstageleft exitstageleft 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    I feel depressed off and on constantly. I'm 16 and this started around this past December. I am lonely. It's not like I have no friends, but I go on social media and see all these...
    averageandalone averageandalone 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 3

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    Actually, it's not weird acting. I let go more easily of my thoughts without really wanting to rather than when I'm fully alert of what I'm doing. When tired I get irritable...
    Suxa90 Suxa90 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I don't want to be "the fat one" anymore. Especially when my best friend is 28 inches thin, and I'm forced to be humilated by my triple sized body next to her. And we are most...
    MPBJane MPBJane 16-17, F Jul 8

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    My naughty secret. My naughty secret is catching up. The scars scream HELP! But to everyone else it's just a whisper. A whisper they ignore....it's nothing. My naughty secret wants...
    HakunaMatata711 HakunaMatata711 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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     What do you think? I'm not being conceded or anything, I'm just not one of those girls that will say "No I'm not" when a guy calls me cute. Plus I haaaate it when guys tell...
    ajthecutie ajthecutie 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 23

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    Saying I'm okay when I'm not has became a habit for me. I refuse to show people my weak side. I have become a pro at hiding how I really feel and it's to the point that I don't...
    XxMarxX XxMarxX 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    I don't know. I'm overweight but people call me cute and beautiful are they lying? Or is it my face?
    Lollilovergirl10 Lollilovergirl10 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    I always say I'm okay when I'm not, but it's completely pointless because my face says everything. Screw it! I guess that's what life it lol. :)
    Bhavika18 Bhavika18 18-21, F Jul 6

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    I don't like when someone knows I'm upset I'd rather deal with it myself, I'll put a smile on so no one can see my world crumbling.
    sourpatchkid578 sourpatchkid578 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    I just like to know,,,I'm 25,,,years old,,,,,
    pullupgirl102 pullupgirl102 26-30 3 Responses Jul 20

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    not my fault just feel like I am forget feel I know I am especially when someone u love says something u never though they would
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I know, I'm not allowed to write about my real thoughts. As a boy, I did it like every boy. My father caught me.
    Ethrec Ethrec 22-25, M Jul 14

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    Yes I'm alone and it's fine ! I have been in **** for 4 years and at the end I knew that I'm okay with being alone but I know I'm not lonely and This amazing site showed me many...
    FlawlessGuy FlawlessGuy 18-21, M Jul 22

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    This is starting to become more than just some crush, I believe. I've never truly fallen for someone, so I had no idea what it feels like. But I'm sure when all you gotta do is...
    Guuuu Guuuu 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    ---WARNING: Venting piece, don't read if you don't want to--- I've realized that after 5 years of depression, I can't do this anymore. I can't. I'm done trying to hold onto a...
    00SecretGarden00 00SecretGarden00 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I don't know if it's just me, or if I'm actually going paranoid, but my mom went in the hospital a couple of days ago. She had an aortic anyuerism (not sure of the spelling). She...
    celticwolfMRD celticwolfMRD 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    Never thought I would have a kid before marriage and definitely never thought I would be a single mom and not have a stable family for my child. Never thought I would be with...
    lovelylady20 lovelylady20 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    This was in grade 8. I came back to school after a dentist appointment. It's funny how I can remember it very clearly in my head. There were these stairs that you went down to go...
    maigreamour maigreamour 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    I am an 16 year old gay cross dresser. I absolutely love dressing as a girl. My parents know that I cross dress and every weekend, me and my mom have some "girl fun". I dress as...
    SissyBoy7 SissyBoy7 22-25, M Jul 13

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    I'm gonna have 8 kids. 4 girls and 4 boys. The boys will be; Howard, Jack, Morgan, and Martin. The girls will be; Janet, Lexi, Kourtney, and Shaniqua. Howard is named after my...
    100PercentMe 100PercentMe 13-15, F Jul 10

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    In attempt to sleep earlier, I went to bed just before midnight after completing some more of my summer homework. Summer is going to end soon and I really need to fix this bad...
    mahnouls mahnouls 16-17 1 Response Jul 17

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    Not so big a Secret as it once was . . . As a child and young teen, my mom and sister knew I liked to wear panties. They also knew I had a nightie but never saw me wear it. My best...
    AmberFountaine AmberFountaine 66-70, M 2 Responses Jul 19

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    7/9/2014 I guess I'm just going to start by saying I want happiness in life and I feel like I might never get it… I don’t know why I feel this way but it's kind of bumming me...
    elias617 elias617 16-17, M Jul 9

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    Just need to be around people who know it too! The world is so.. Not-knowing at this moment!
    ThePeach ThePeach 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    When I'm a parent my punishment for really naughty children will be a spanking following this Girl - she brings me the implement she lays over my lap I lift her skirt up panties...
    flowerpie flowerpie 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    I found out after 1 month of being involved with someone that I'm the other woman. We work together. We've known of each other for over a year but he recently asked for my #. We...
    Sidechic79 Sidechic79 31-35 1 Response Jul 22

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    Yeah .. Every time I go out to eat with my mom they're like "do you want a separate check?" And I'm like .______. And some people think that me and my mom are lesbians .. I'm...
    MiaSnider MiaSnider 13-15, F Jul 23

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    As a kid my parents were never the affectionate type, never said 'I love you', never hugged or kissed each other let alone us kids. I wouldn't say I had a bad childhood as we had a...
    megannicole1996 megannicole1996 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I got married at 26, living in my parents house, and my mom and I didn't get along. I felt she was controlling and woo ride too damn much. She still does, but I only have to deal...
    mrsklemzak mrsklemzak 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    Hey guys I'm Kyle! Well first off I'm a little goofy but I will be serious if it is necessary. I live in hawaii (oahu). I am a lovable person and caring. I love pets but I don't...
    kyleholusa kyleholusa 13-15, M Jul 13

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    I liked when this particular saying came to the forefront. Hahahaha. I'm 4'8. I was 4'8 3/4, but I shrunk when I was pregnant. I HATE being called a midget. Still makes me...
    Drechavo Drechavo 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    I am a Wolf Therian as weird as it may sound. I have always felt like i wasn't the same as others. I don't think the same nor do i strive for the same goals as my fellow humans...
    BlissfulWolf BlissfulWolf 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I absolutely LOVE food. I especially love baking/cooking, watching any tv shows involving food, reading magazine with pictures of pretty decorated fancy food, I think of food 24/7...
    TazoC TazoC 18-21, F a week ago

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    When I allow the liquor to do the thinking, stupid/bad things sometimes happen: Like when I was camping 3 years ago. I decided to go chop some wood, after I had around 11 beers...
    DeathstalkerScorpion DeathstalkerScorpion 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Hello,when I was 30 yrs old I had a motorcycle accident,and I was paralyzed,not long after my mom,grandmother,grandpop,and ucle which I was very close to all passed away. In 2...
    Davenportmd Davenportmd 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    Is it any wonder I drink? My mom lives with me and is constantly, and i mean CONSTANTLY on my case about how I dress, how late I stay up (it's only 11 and I just got home an hour...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Jul 7

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    I'm done. I honestly have nothing left to live for. I have no friends left. My mom's dead, my dad's a druggie, and the rest of my family hates me! Why do I even bother anymore. I'm...
    EmmaTheMusicFreak EmmaTheMusicFreak 13-15, F Jul 10

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