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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    So there im the cabinet this mommy of 40 found an empty jar of Skippy chocolate ️PB. Oooh Noooo. I sighed. However I was able to scrape the sides of inside the jar clean...
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    WHAT? Then we're stupid enough to know we're stupid.lol
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    I haven't had any serious injuries, but when i was around 9 i tripped over my own stupid feet and smashed my dogs bowl with my knee. it cut quite deep and took so long to heel, i...
    EmeraldOdinelle EmeraldOdinelle 16-17, F Mar 19

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    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ever miss somebody so much it hurts?
    brynai brynai 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I've had about 20 minutes sleep thanks to some stupid Scottish bint phoning my husband at 2am, thinking he was some *** called Brian, then phoning back and leaving a voicemail...
    Jenezebel Jenezebel 26-30, F Mar 22

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    And the worse part is there is no one here to talk to. I just sit for hours waiting for the sun to come up. My block is so quiet. hardly a car goes by after 11 pm. Every now...
    cljmovies cljmovies 51-55, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    I've seen people do these bullet-point style lists about themselves, their lives and their odd habits, and it's always a challenge for me, always feels like there's something...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    Not really just bout every girl and most women I know gets spanked but its a bit when they know I'm about to or see it.
    sassygirl15 sassygirl15 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Yes,I accept, I m scared when I can't make my dream be true because I know how many people who want seem dream and everyone want to reach for that. Every body is trying like me.I...
    nimkansiri nimkansiri 22-25, F Mar 11

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    Most of the time I try to hide my feelings just so others dont try to use me like they used to so I end up saying something really weird and end up loosing friends and eventually...
    otakulover909 otakulover909 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    So my babysitter spanked me and it was like totally way freaky and just yea I wasn't spanked ever until now and I don't know I'm like freaked out
    TheGoddessFather TheGoddessFather 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 11

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    totallytea totallytea 46-50, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    After almost 4 yrs of lies, lack of affection, communication, and attention, and an almost nonexistant sex life I am ready to divorce. I have talked to my husband about spending...
    txhouswife42 txhouswife42 41-45, F Mar 2

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    My mom mostly makes me feel this way. I'm getting a lot of pressure to plan for the future; this is my first year as a college student and I'm very confused on what I want to do...
    Raewyn95 Raewyn95 18-21, F Mar 3

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    To embarrasing but happened at the 8 grade , I'm just happy none of the ppl who saw it came to my hs
    tim68 tim68 18-21, M Mar 5

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    **WARNING: A big rant ahead, so read it only if you'd like :3 I know that i'm still young, but I'm a bit scared of falling in love and, eventually, getting married in the future...
    sweetcolors123 sweetcolors123 13-15 2 Responses Mar 10

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    that moment when your parents send your friends home and and stand in the door with the paddle already... the horror
    TexxanCowgirl TexxanCowgirl 13-15, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    I've been having serious mood swings since I started college. I would feel like I'm on top of the world and I own the place one second, then the next would feel like I'm a...
    HowArtThou HowArtThou 18-21, F Mar 1

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    In this moment I'm quite drunk, I had an hard day at work, but when finished I went out with friends and drink some beers. I haven't had a Real dinner, so I'm a bit drunk!!
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Mar 7

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    I'm so annoyed with my dad right now. like all he does is come home in a bad mood and he is always angry. look I'm tired after work also. and sometimes I have a hard day also, but...
    aestrada91 aestrada91 22-25, F Mar 10

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    This year will be our tenth wedding anniversary, fourteenth year together. My husband recently told me that he wants to see other people, that he's unhappy with his life, and that...
    Baralinel Baralinel 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    I went home to my parents over the weekend, and was punished. My mom got a letter from the school that I didn't make my grades, and some of my financial aid is being cut. I'm so...
    frigganfreek frigganfreek 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 9

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    I make mistakes.. I screw up a lot, but the truth is, we're all human here, every human on the face of this earth has done something wrong, we've all screwed up, we've all done...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Maggie126 Maggie126 70+, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Recently I have noticed how i am never the same with everybody. Not with my boyfriend, my brother, my sister, my parents, or even my online friends. I feel like everybody I talk to...
    stressbubble stressbubble 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 22

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    So yesterday my mom relapsed and i had to take her to the hospital the doctor said that there putting her back into rehab. So I'm going to have to stay with my grandma for about a...
    Englishmuffin15 Englishmuffin15 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    I've had a similar experience. Two years ago I was looking out my bedroom window and noticed a very bright "star" to the west above the cornfield by my house. I had never seen it...
    Whatif005 Whatif005 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm wearing two pair of shiny pink leotards over two pair of shimmery white tights, three pair of leg warmers with my pinks ones on top and then matching pink spike high heels. My...
    LadyLycra LadyLycra 18-21, M 13 Responses Mar 1

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    I haven't been sick in years! I think it's been 5 years, actually. This isn't supposed to happen to me, I'm perfect. :'( Now my throat hurts, it's all scratchy, and the cough...
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M Mar 21

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    THIS IS A TRUE STORY ABOUT ME, PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. BEFORE YOU START READING IT, I'D LIKE TO SAY THE GUY IN THIS STORY IS THE REASON WHY I DECIDED TO FINALLY TELL THE...
    anzenyan anzenyan 70+, M 6 days ago

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    When I was a high school student,my classmates don't want me because I'm too childish,over-acting.(As one of them approach me and I know of what I am) They ignore & never talk to...
    jonnvee jonnvee 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    Don't take me as egotistical or something cause I'm far from that. But ever since I was young I would just know the answers to a lot of questions people asked, & they were always...
    brandonswayye brandonswayye 18-21, M Mar 5

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