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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    My mom is human and don't know my dad is a werewolf he's not in my life and I don't know if he knows I know? My step dad don't know And i will NEVER tell them!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Oct 13

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    I'm gonna put on my new shirt Shine up these old boots Take a deep breath Try to keep my cool I know you're gonna be there I'm gonna have a couple drinks Just to knock off the edge...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 26-30, F Oct 7

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    I'm pretty sure everyone fall victim to this; you would most likely be lying if you said no.
    mountainseal mountainseal 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Have such a hard time letting people in of opening up that the automatic response to how are you is that I'm okay...it's almost like the knee jerk reaction to the question. ...even...
    thebigtexrock thebigtexrock 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    If I know I have nothing yet I gave my everything! :) heart shaped eyes.
    IAMPINAY IAMPINAY 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    Don't we all? I don't some everyone to know my private business all the time.
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    people think just because they have better things then me...there better than me...but in reality ur not...ya I get that im not as good as u and not perfect but who's was to be a...
    PenguinLovercx PenguinLovercx 16-17, M 20 hrs ago

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    Screw my life. I hate it.......and nobody cares about me....
    Court24 Court24 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 2

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    If you buy me mcdonalds and Starbucks, and watch the walking dead with me.. I'll love you forever 😘
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 14

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    I think we've all done this a few times...
    Adpatrick Adpatrick 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Who doesn't? I mean I say that all the time then when it starts to get bad I regret it lol.
    RuneK RuneK 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have the best boyfriend on earth! I will never stop loving him.
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 26-30, F Oct 15

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    i am fine... a common term i says all the time. even when in truth i am not and It hurts alot. i just don't feel the need to bring my own pain to other people. or bring down the...
    LuCiFeRz LuCiFeRz 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    In need if someone to talk to me and listen 😔😫
    Court24 Court24 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 24

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    I know I'm attractive when I wear red or dark purple lipstick But when I wear lipstick colors like light pink, light purple, green, yellow, and Brown lipstick guys don't think im...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Sep 29

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    I know I'm young but I met this guy who told me he was under house arrest. It was around May when he told me that his next trail was on September and he wasn't really sure of the...
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    introvert [( in-truh-vurt)] a person whose motives and actions are directed inward; tend to be preoccupied with their own thoughts and feelings; minimize their contact with other...
    freakmagnet freakmagnet 36-40, F Oct 11

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    I know I'm getting old when ppl start calling me aunty :( I hate it.
    AriaDream AriaDream 13-15, F 5 Responses Oct 7

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    I'm lost, when you left, you took me with you. I got lost in you. In a love so true, so wild and free. You left with all of me and now there is nothing left for anyone to see. I'm...
    H3lt3rSk3lt3r H3lt3rSk3lt3r 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    I hurt the one I love the most and didn't even care until it all crashed down on me. I was cheating on him for six months and acting like I didn't have him around. I gave up on him...
    saraandherfoxes saraandherfoxes 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Because I already know I'm hella sexy! :)
    MrsGigalowJr MrsGigalowJr 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 27

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    I'm not sure if I'm bi or not. But about a year ago, I started feeling really strongly for my (female) best friend. One of my other friends introduced me to her, and we got really...
    skywords skywords 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 29

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    I know I'm weird, I mean I'm not even mad. 👍👍❤️👌
    cheley cheley 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 30

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    I don't think I'm ugly I know I'm ugly people say it all the ******* time that why I didn't use a real ******* picture for my profile pic
    blackpower15 blackpower15 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    I know I'm ugly... But sometimes I think I'm slightly above ugly.
    Cualitee Cualitee 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 8

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    It's been nearly four months since my ex-girlfriend of eight months left me for someone else, and any hope of getting back together died down not so long ago. I've been speaking to...
    xSundip xSundip 18-21, M Oct 10

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    So.. I've had this teacher for two years, and I usually don't even like men that much, but right now I'm in love. He's 25 years older than me, I'll be 17 in January and he's 41. He...
    snailrain snailrain 18-21, F a week ago

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    The freedom I feel just to be able to walk around knowing I no longer have a penis is just so totally awesome. Being born a girl with a penis made my early life very difficult. I...
    Iamsasha Iamsasha 18-21, F 23 hrs ago

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    I'm so scared i'm going to lose my mum she got a lesion taken off her finger and the doctor said it was precancerous so they got it before anything developed but what if they're...
    ccher95 ccher95 18-21, F 17 mins ago

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    well I also says that I'm okey even if I'm not its bcoz I don't want that my love ones will get worried..
    magicalove magicalove 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    It's supposed to rain most of the days this following week. It's fitting, because that is how I feel... I want to cry, all this following week. As I've mentioned here and there...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    Ever since I was just 6 years old, I've been concerned about how fat I looked. Even still, i feel like I'm fat. I think it all started one time when i was with my cousin. she and...
    sunnypuppy14 sunnypuppy14 13-15, F Sep 28

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    Somewhat of asking for advice/telling my story. I am a 21y old male who has somewhat just rediscovered my shaken gender identity. It's all rather confusing to me right now which...
    SqEdward SqEdward 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    ok guys i just found out that my mom died when i was 14 and i cried and i'm in foster care and know one will tell me more because they say if ur close to adoption then u cant hear...
    AL3604 AL3604 13-15, F 5 Responses Sep 27

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    I really don't know what to say about this except I want to and nobody on here knows every thing that's happened to me so I know people are going to get mad or upset and express...
    LittleBlackSubmarine LittleBlackSubmarine 16-17, M 4 Responses Sep 28

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    I admit that I have just joined EP and I did so because I noticed my 15 year old daughter scanning (or is the word surfing?) through here just after I received my usual snarls and...
    beccarnmommy beccarnmommy 41-45, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have been emotionally abused by my older sister and I think she's like this because of my father. My father emotionally abuses me too. It's so difficult. My younger sister was...
    KaiWong KaiWong 18-21, M Sep 27

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    So that everyone can see That I'm very unhappy I wish I wasn't always wrong I wish it wasn't always my fault The finger that you're pointing Has knocked me on my knees And all you...
    missedyouso missedyouso 18-21, F Sep 27

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    I really don't have a clue on what I'm feeling or what should I do. I mean nothing's wrong in my life! I'm a teenage girl with a perfect life. Everything's perfect; family, friends...
    ifonlykuwait ifonlykuwait 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Feel like I can't control myself. I keep doing things I know aren't beneficial to me, but I like the momentary pleasure they bring. Sometimes I do things I don't care for just to...
    postrattling postrattling 22-25, F Oct 9

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    My birth was an accident. My mom likes to tell me I'm not a mistake. Yes, I know you love me but technically you didn't mean to have me, at least not as young. She said it herself...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    Ahahahaaa I got my youngest. That Luvs commercial come on where it shows "first kid" throwing the pacifier on the floor and the mom boils it to sterilize it. Then it shows "second...
    niklb niklb 41-45, F 6 days ago

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