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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    People look at me, and think I'm materialistic. "People who have a lot of things are bad." "I've never seen you wear the same outfit, twice." Well, honey, if you saved like I did...
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    This "story" is mainly about friends that change, crushes, lies, and a teaspoon of bullying. I left my family out of it because oh-that's a whole different story honey...
    eztahhelp eztahhelp 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    My husband is talks endlessly about his drug adventures when he was younger. I had children when I was young baked cookies and enjoyed every minute of it. He rules our roost and my...
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    That moment when you realize that you're not as important to the other person as they are to you. I have a few friends whom I thought were close to me because we used to go to...
    onebeatleft onebeatleft 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I feel like I have friends, but I don't care so much about them anymore. They're always busy and I'm always not. I feel like I'm always the one who has to contact them, and if it's...
    LucidLife11 LucidLife11 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I pretended to be a guy online for 10 years... i am a girl in reality. this is hard for me to explain bc I've never told anyone my story ever... i was an obese kid growing up...
    dqtxx1 dqtxx1 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    It won't let me post the story, so I'm posting it on the comments.
    chr1999 chr1999 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Now that it's been just hours after she's gone I felt like I could've handled it but now I'm thinking this whole experience of 6 years and the care and love is gonna leave a mark...
    milind3012 milind3012 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    I've been very very sad, and confused lately, but I do not show it. Even right now it is hard for me to type this out. I'm the one in this home who has to keep things together, be...
    Ayaime7 Ayaime7 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I can control my words and actions but I can never control the vibe on my face. I need to fix this so I can survive employment.
    BluChild BluChild 41-45, F 4 days ago

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    I gained weight this past months, maybe because I spend most of my time drawing (I'm taking architecture) and eat lots of sweets to keep me up all night. My mom saids I should...
    Vhanny16 Vhanny16 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    You ask me if I'm ok cause you know I'm sad but I pretend I'm okay :,(
    vaitatiana34 vaitatiana34 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    My hands numb, my tears fall down I can feel a tight pressure on my chest..I have a swarm of thoughts racing through my mind.. Yet there's no one here to say its okay.
    yasminesaleh00 yasminesaleh00 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I used to think that I had social anxiety because I thought to myself everyone thinks I'm weird. Then I just realized I just have a really accurate intuition about others...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    It's been long time since i have been on EP or shared story here and tonight just remembered that and i decided to share my recent encounter with the man i loved for long time he...
    luckyboy20 luckyboy20 26-30, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was sexually abused from age 5 to 12. Lost my mother in 2012. Was almost killed in 2013 by my same abusers. My sister has now been sick for 5 months and her and my mom were/are...
    AngelOfGod1506 AngelOfGod1506 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Pretend. I pretend to laugh. I pretend to smile. I pretend that I'm okay,When I'm really not. You would think that your own family would realize how miserable you are; but they don...
    WonderxGirl WonderxGirl 13-15, F a week ago

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    That moment when you realize, he really does care
    janie94 janie94 18-21, F a week ago

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    Sunshine, there ain't a thing that you can do that's gonna ruin my night. (But, there's just something about) This dizzy dreamer and her bleeding little blue boy. Licking your...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F a week ago

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    I think being in love is the most heart melting, heart warming, intoxicating, mystifying, beautiful, incredible, tangible & human experience ...dare I say, there is? I mean let me...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    I know I'm going to get into huge trouble if I got caught, but my best friends are gonna road-trip to Vegas in two days, and I really want to go but my parents already said no when...
    laurenwilliams18 laurenwilliams18 18-21, F 13 Responses Jun 29

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    Idk why but I get jealous over stupid stuff, like if I like someone and they like someone else I get stupid jelious I think it's because I'm scared I'm going to lose that person...
    SassyNclassy04 SassyNclassy04 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    I literally do this ALL the time. I don't always like people to know I'm not feeling my usual self, because then they ask questions I am not prepared to answer and it can make the...
    23kk23 23kk23 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    OK always say I'm fine and a lot of the time I know I'm not . there always pain on my heart from husband and kids. But music is my life . I can so relate to this song. Fade Away by...
    sexygirl81 sexygirl81 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 27

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    When we would go to visit my grandma my mom would always mention if she had given me a recent spanking. It would go like "tell grandma what mommy had to do to you yesterday." I...
    tripdelta3 tripdelta3 56-60, M 8 Responses Jun 26

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    You know you're short when you can't reach the overhead compartments to store carry-on bags on a plane...Life is such a struggle XD
    PhantomPower PhantomPower 18-21, F 6 Responses Jun 25

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    I am broken. Ever since I was taken from my mom...i am not the same. She's in jail for letting her two kids get touched infront of her face! She can't see her kids until their 18...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 25

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    I am not one hundred percent sure, but then again I am sure that I do have depression... I just feel as if it's gotten worse. Looking back, I think I had depression then. I used...
    CharleeLuv CharleeLuv 18-21, F Jun 24

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    I've always had a problem with my dad. I never felt like I was living up to my sister or being the kid he wanted. He pushed me to join sports but I had no interest in them. He made...
    emaseraptor emaseraptor 18-21, F Jun 24

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    I'm 13, and weigh 108 lbs. My thighs feel fat, but my mom says they're "curves." nah. I just don't know.
    avreyyh avreyyh 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    Yes. I know I'm 'only 16'. But I know what I feel. I have been used and mistreated and all I know right now is he makes me feel good for once in my life. I wish everyone would stop...
    LoserMaterial LoserMaterial 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    I wasn't brought into this world to look like Barbie I'm here because I want to show people how to be happy with themselves and don't let anybody ever say something otherwise...
    stacialawrence15 stacialawrence15 13-15, F Jun 23

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    My mom has pleats told me that I'm not good enough and that I can't do anything right. I'm the biggest screwup on the planet.
    lifesacruelgame lifesacruelgame 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    Recently things have really been going for the worst . First it started with me finding out my Aunt had 4th stage lung cancer and it had spread throughout her whole body . Then...
    kush502 kush502 18-21, F Jun 23

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    my fiance cheated on me and hes in jail might go to perison.. i love him to death but i dont get to talk to him often. iv been crying off an on since hes been in there... im so...
    lacev123 lacev123 18-21, F Jun 22

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    I could use someone. Sometimes when I'm sad and I'm all alone it makes me depressed. I know everyone could use someone like that.
    Shynerdwriter66 Shynerdwriter66 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 22