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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    The sad feelings. The old dealings. The new problems. I miss the partying too much. Riding with my homies. Kickin back with the homies chiefin back in my hood. Slangin and gettin...
    PartyGuy21 PartyGuy21 18-21, M Apr 3

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    I get so jealous when girls try to flirt with my boyfriend with me around. Since girls don't want to listen I'm just going to flip as loud as I can into the owner of the store kick...
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    i´m not alone, i hate my family and friends They give me love and i have love, but not some one to give that love too </3
    VarioCA VarioCA 13-15, F Mar 27

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    Whatever 'love' I thought I was in before, pales to this in comparison! He's like a breath of fresh air. There's so much laughter, and pure joy between us when we do everything and...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 8 Responses Mar 29

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    I have been home for 3 hours and haven't smoked any pot, because I'm addicted to EP.
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 24 Responses Apr 7

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    I'm far from it. I have autism and asbergers syndrome. I'm too quiet, shy, sensitive, etcetera. But for some reason, I'm proud of myself. I've made it to junior year and I'll be a...
    DrewbyDoo DrewbyDoo 16-17, M Apr 7

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    This sounds wired but I'm jealous of my boyfriends relationship with his dog. He stokes him talks to him plays with me and it makes me feel jealous! One time he cuddled his dog in...
    Brookedrumm Brookedrumm 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    I find that while I'm a pretty unlucky guy in everyday events--there are certain times where things could've went really bad, but everything just works out. I think that's true...
    nish23 nish23 18-21, M Apr 13

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    So there im the cabinet this mommy of 40 found an empty jar of Skippy chocolate ️PB. Oooh Noooo. I sighed. However I was able to scrape the sides of inside the jar clean...
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 29

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    I won't stoop to no petty ***** level I'll just **** her dad, become her step mom and inherit that ******* tuition money.
    blanketspace blanketspace 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Laying here daydreaming of waking up wrapped up with him. He's so affectionate. Missing his kisses, beautiful eyes, and wonderful laugh. After all these years of dreaming, now he's...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 11

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    And since i said stupid. We have no need to say more. Lol.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Your Honor, I wish to make a confession. The evidence is overwhelming, the facts incontrovertible, and I offer no mitigating factors. I freely and fully plead "Guilty" to first...
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 30

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    so my best friend is talking to this girl and I get very jealous and angry with him I don't think that I like him is this wrong of me?
    tristesol tristesol 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    Ever miss somebody so much it hurts?
    brynai brynai 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    a lot of the time, I can forget the reasons why. I'm depressed, sure, whatever. I ignore it, force my way past it, don't look at it, don't examine it. But then something happens...
    anata1 anata1 22-25, F Apr 4

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    I know people say it's a permanent solution to temporary problems. I always try to do the right thing and then I end up being hurt because it benefits me in no way but for the...
    anonymousdrummer anonymousdrummer 13-15, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Just today I realized something--I may be fatter than I've ever been, I may only work part-time, have a disabled husband who never has sex with me, and have to share an apartment...
    jennytressler jennytressler 41-45 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Not really just bout every girl and most women I know gets spanked but its a bit when they know I'm about to or see it.
    sassygirl15 sassygirl15 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    So I'm one week into quitting drinking, because I have over many years been in denial that I have a drinking problem. In order to get my life on track, save relationships with my...
    TrustxxIssues TrustxxIssues 31-35, F Apr 5

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    Quarter life crisis? I'm so depressed.. Drinking my 3rd can now.. I don't know why I'm crying.. I've been crying since this afternoon.. I feel like I'm nothing.. Nothing to be...
    margaux04 margaux04 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    In my dream, I left from the balcony. The door was locked, so I have to go through the balcony. I tried to get to the balcony from the stairs and fell on the roof of a room two or...
    johannesc4 johannesc4 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    afraid of what will happen, if I speak up, speak out, let them know I'm hurting. but how do you tell someone who thinks you're perfectly fine, that you dread everyday before it...
    irishlassy98 irishlassy98 16-17, F Apr 13

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    I just asked a friend if we were still friends. Her response was that she feels like we are more like acquaintances. Makes sense. She just knows a lot about my life and past, I...
    theginger89 theginger89 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    I'm sorry. But it's okay because I know nobody will be hurt when I leave. The only person hurting will be me.
    DieForYou DieForYou 16-17, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    i think im done here. I met some interesting people on here that make me smile all the time. (you guys know who you are). im gonna miss all you guys. and yes, even you EpAllie. I...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 12 Responses Apr 5

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    My boyfriend, who I'd committed a two year long distance relationship to cheated on me. The cheating was reveled a couple of weeks ago. I have copies of text and Skype records...
    cecemar cecemar 31-35, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I love laying on girls' laps. I dig hugs and kisses. Kisses only if I know the person. I like holding hands, holding a girl, cuddling, playing with her hair, her laying on me. I'm...
    Princey88 Princey88 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm going to SMILE like nothing's wrong, PRETEND like everything's all right, ACT like its all perfect, even though inside it really hurts!!!It really hurts when you expected so...
    syedanazia syedanazia 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    it all started with Marc, I fell madly for him, his beautiful eyes .. I don't I just found him adorable. It took years before I actually met him. He never actually left but we didn...
    1a2l3j 1a2l3j 46-50, F 1 day ago

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    that moment when your parents send your friends home and and stand in the door with the paddle already... the horror
    TexxanCowgirl TexxanCowgirl 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 25

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    I don't know. It's just when someone prayed off me seeing me as a wolf their prayers were answered. Like one friend's brother was cured of testicular cancer miraculously after she...
    wolfofloki wolfofloki 26-30, M Apr 7

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    That moment when you realize, you're so broken that you will need a miracle to get your pieces together again. What if miracles don't exist? Would you be broken forever?
    Karmario Karmario 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 14

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    I have three kids 2 girls and a boy Maddy is 8 Abby is 10 and Brandon is 6 I'm very new to the site and way behind on discipline. Over the years I have spoiled them because we...
    Maggie126 Maggie126 70+, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    last night I read all these posts and I cried for hours. thats hard for me to do. it broke my heart to see showman people ate in somuch pain. I'm not judging cuz I've tried to...
    Ang012685 Ang012685 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Saturday night was so embarrassing for me😩😂lol. I got super drunk and was caught on my childhood friends brother😭 I'm NEVER doing that again, so embarassing😭. I kept...
    fivefeettallbrunnette fivefeettallbrunnette 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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