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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    Like seriously. You weigh ******* 125 and I can see your ribs. And you think you're fat and always complain that you need to lose weight. Stop saying that you're fat. I'm 180 and I...
    Gabbysam Gabbysam 16-17, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    There so much things going on in my life right now. It's very stressful and I feel that I am not worth enough for anybody. I dont know, I just feel so worthless. I feel that no...
    Asereht Asereht 31-35, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I'm laying here on my bed. I am remembering this past year and I just see that I've been lying to myself trying to get through the day. as I lay here I just realize that I'm not...
    eagi eagi 22-25, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I dont know what i m doing ,will it help me in the future, i m totally confused what i will do,will i be single forever, there are so many questions which answers are not so...
    Dreck007 Dreck007 18-21, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I can't live my life like the way I do anymore. I don't have energy for it. I'm weak and I'm tired. Including I'm discouraged and scared. I'm worried I'll never please anyone or...
    EddieNashton EddieNashton 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    I've been reading a book on how to better discipline my children, pretty much how to get them to listen to me better. I ran out of options, tried everything I could think of. I...
    motherwhowantstheworld motherwhowantstheworld 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I'm the WORST at this! I'm a horrible liar and my poker face makes it way to obvious something's up. I guess it's just because I don't believe in hiding or supressing your feelings...
    Jonsey3 Jonsey3 36-40, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I always have this pissed off look on my face when somethings wrong it shows to the point other people will be like.. Why are you so angry? I'm like I didn't know I was angry
    blessedwoman745 blessedwoman745 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    but it doesn't mean that people see that
    marinexmaciel marinexmaciel 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sorry, I can't pretend. Even my words say otherwise, I just can't, you can tell by my body language it's just a mask, a thinly veiled one at that.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    My body language gives me away.
    comfi comfi 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am sarcastic almost all of the time and I don't think everyone would be able to handle it and what if I spoke my mind in front of my mother like the other night my elbow cracked...
    Josimms23 Josimms23 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Yes to my circle on here. I have not been in touch with them for a long time. I know I'm being silly because the change in my life is the reason for that. I moved from England to...
    RHSK143 RHSK143 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I fake a smile, I just hate myself so much, I sometimes want to kill myself, but it's too wrong. I suck at everything, I'm so ******* dumb, I'm a huge loser, I'm drop off school...
    Theworldandme Theworldandme 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    It's not particularly based on when I'm upset (although on most occasions it is) but usually music is my secret escape or my get away so to speak. Some songs even remind me of a...
    rachelcookie rachelcookie 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I just got home from the mall with my friend and gave my mom attitude and she told me I was going to get a spanking. She told me right in front of my friend!!! Now I'm embarrassed...
    emmaraelynn emmaraelynn 13-15, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I lost it yesterday for the first time with my love, and it hurt me more than it hurt him. I was reeling for hours after that. There are so many lessons in love. Even though he...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    She's a big time believer. Even though I'm mid-50s I still found it hard. But it seemed to go ok. No yelling. She still thinks she can turn me around. Everyone has doubts and all...
    experimed experimed 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    my mom doesn't really accept the fact I'm a therian. I'm scared to tell her what I am. she thinks it's just a bunch of confused kids
    bubbathebirdy bubbathebirdy 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm just gonna come out and say it. I know anyone could replace me easily. It's always been clear to me. For years and years. Real life and online. I'm the kind of person that you...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M a week ago

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    Every relationship I've ever been in has been super toxic. I've been cheated on so many times I'm not sure what it would feel like not to be. I know I'm not perfect but I always...
    ccarama ccarama 18-21, M Jul 21

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    Meg Myers is getting me through this. (currently 'Poison') It's weird to be happy and upset at the same time. When you have an inner battle raging inside it's like having...
    cherryxblossom cherryxblossom 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I wonder why I put myself in these situations. Sometimes I pretend I'm a guy online. More often than not, I come clean that I'm a girl after a conversation, simply liking the...
    xCounterAct xCounterAct 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    there was a one week program and in there I met some new friends, however one person is always in my memory, if I continue my story I may burst in tears but to be the honest when...
    anezah anezah 16-17, F Jul 19

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    I'm a noob on this site (just joined to type this) so I'm not sure how this works or what an appropriate length for a post should be so I'll try to keep this short and sweet. I'm...
    internalpuppetshow internalpuppetshow 18-21, M Jul 19

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    People think it's alright to be the main attraction! I'm hoping you drift into this wood and learn my main passion! I'm doing big and living life with every action. They say "I lie...
    saeedalu saeedalu 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Until I stop drinking, I think I'm going to be posting to this experience a lot. To keep record of my "moments"
    Abayoumi Abayoumi 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I want out. My husband is mentally, emotionally, and financially abusive to me. We have been married for 2 years. We rent a house and my car is in his name. He sold my car that I...
    Niceandcold Niceandcold 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    I'm a low talker but I love to help people feel better (I do my best :p) And it also helps me to feel like a better person. Sometimes I do feel like I'm feelingless and bad, so it...
    RedCloud98 RedCloud98 16-17, M Jul 13

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    Well. I don't know how to start this. I should begin with a bit of background info about myself, well, on here you can call me Ghouly. I'm a minor, I'm still in high school, this...
    ghouly ghouly 70+, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    I'm good at hiding it but the truth is I'm sick. I am not doing well. Haven't been for awhile now. I have cirrhosis of the liver thanks to many years of alcohol abuse. It's all my...
    flyingmonkies flyingmonkies 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    People think the depressed "I'm fine" is stereotypical, but it's actually the truth. we actually do say "I'm fine" when we're not because it's hard to explain/ we don't want to...
    Emilyfaupel Emilyfaupel 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    A revelation today. I was always scared terrified of being alone. That's why I started with him for five years. Put myself though becuase of the fear of being shunned. And realised...
    issimma issimma 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Part 2: I almost played him when we first started dating. I mean he was just supposed to be another guy I used but I couldn't do it to him and it doesnt help that I fell in love...
    LUzunov LUzunov 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Part 1: Before I could care less... a boyfriend could flirt, text, or kiss another girl as long as he wasn't having sex with her I didn't even raise an eyebrow and even if he did...
    LUzunov LUzunov 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I'm jealous of.....the guy i like I never try to tell him......that i have a crush on him because he's always hanging out and kissing my Best friend and i know is wrong, because...
    newcarlis newcarlis 13-15, F Jul 10

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    Today, I sent a message to my Beloved, and asked him to test out a product. He replied, and said, "Yes." I'll see him Friday, and I can't wait. I hate waiting all week to see him...
    aepteewS aepteewS 41-45 Jul 9