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I Know I'm a Mom When

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    Cheerios

    You know your a Mom when there is a little bowl of cherrios perched on the tank lid to the potty. Your 3 year old son drops a few in the potty to use for target practice.. He thinks its way cool and lots of fun. Your just very very glad he is really trying to aim for the...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F Nov 7, 2007

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    Uh-oh and Oops

    You know your a mom when... You're driving and get hit in the back of the head with a sippy cup You take off your bra and find cookie crumbs There's a bow and arrow in the dryer DVD's have hand-prints that smell like peanut butter You can change a...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Sep 22, 2007

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    You Might be a Mommy if....

    received this in my email today and knew it belonged here! lol Every shirt you own has spit-up on the shoulder. Must-see TV includes Barney, Arthur and Disney Playhouse. You carry a diaper bag instead of a purse. You analyze babies’ bodily functions with women...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 25, 2007

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    I Know I'm a Mom When.....

    The back seat of your car looks like your living in it. Your driving down the road alone and your singing to a nursery rhyme CD. All your dishes are plastic.  Almost all your towels have cartoon characters on them. You carry handi wipes, snacks, and a lifetime supply...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 23, 2007

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    Little Pup

    I have a little puppy... I am considered to be its new mom... Since i picked the dog out and he needs to sleep with me so that everyone else can sleep in silence without a dog crying in the night. Tonight i decided enough is enough it has to sleep in its own bed.... And not...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Jun 30, 2013

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    No one would ever know. I can fake a smile like no body's business. But no one really knows me anyways. I don't have any friends to fool... Only acquaintances
    Jackiebh Jackiebh 22-25, F Aug 24

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    I don't want to fill others with my problems there have been very little times I have said no I'm not okay most of the time I say I'm good or I'm fine or how about I'm okay I do...
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I liturally do. I don't want to fill others with my problems, but i do need to let it go at some point, and this is the moment.
    iTzzMike iTzzMike 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I dont understand y human bad talk other people or judge them.. I also dont understand y im letting them affect me.. Lololol Crazy humans!!! XDDD
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F Aug 22

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    I hate to say it but i am becoming an old fuddy-duddy. Where minor things annoy me that did not when i was younger. Maybe its because i am now in my 40's. Anyway, the upshot is...i...
    TomZen TomZen 41-45, M Sep 5

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    I don't want a fancy gravestone or some marble slab set into the ground proudly displaying the time I was present on the earth. I want to make a positive difference in everyone I...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F Aug 19

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    Right now I have a girlfriend but as with every relationship (the few I have had) once something goes wrong I'll always assume the worst. I made her very mad and she is right to...
    shyslh shyslh 22-25, M Aug 24

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    Well maybe??? I know I'm at least bi and I've been in several relationships with men and they all turned out to be really ******. But I can still imagine myself being with a woman...
    johnvondrasek johnvondrasek 16-17, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    My mom has always called me fat and I'm not I'm 5ft 8 and wear a size 10 to 12 UK so I don't understand. I'm curvy I have huge boobs and sometimes can even get into a size 8. My...
    daniellaafelumo daniellaafelumo 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    I know when I'm getting fatter because I am very observant of my belly. It doesn't bother me at all either because if you've read my other stories you know that I like fat and why...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    You are my everything -Ariana Grande "If I cross your mind just know I'm yours" "You weren't my everything till we were nothing" <3
    futureCRNA futureCRNA 18-21, F Aug 31

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    I KNOW I'M GETTING FAT SO SHUT THE **** UP
    agent268 agent268 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    I already know I'm not.. .-.
    CalderReed CalderReed 13-15, M 15 Responses Aug 18

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    "How are you?" A seemingly common phrase nowadays, usually answered with a "Good." or a "Fine." or an "Okay." Sometimes if you're lucky, they'll ask the follow-up question "Are you...
    matagorta5 matagorta5 13-15, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Always cheer me up. When I'm stressed when I'm sad music is my go to. Even when I am working I'll turn the music up loud and listen in one ear it really helps to calm me down.
    Findingteesh Findingteesh 26-30, F Sep 3

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    I pretend I'm ok, when nothing is right, I act fine when I'm bugged by friends or family, I never tell people that I'm in pain, I just want to start cutting
    MayLuvsCookies MayLuvsCookies 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    I don't personally think that I am at all attractive. I wish people would stop lying and say I am. Cause I know I'm not. I know one really attractive friend who always said they...
    truthtobetold truthtobetold 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I know I'm weird as H e**, but I really am curious.
    cheekyhannah cheekyhannah 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    For the last few days, i'v been in very dark and familiar places, and returning to old and evil habits. A quick fix, just to get away from reality and the anger, the hurt, the...
    Salute2MyFlaws Salute2MyFlaws 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    So I have this problem I've grown up in a strongly catholic family. I never questioned my religion until a year ago when I got very interested in philosophy and stuff... Now I...
    marsbars30 marsbars30 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    i dont know ... all my life i have been alone ... i like being on my own ... crowds and people make me uncomfortable .. its not because i'm shy or i dont know how to stand up for...
    curiousmoi curiousmoi 18-21, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I feel so fvcking helpless and sad and here's why. Everything. School starts tomorrow & i'm in shock. Summer really did go by , but then again it's only a couple weeks long. For me...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    So where do the new identity begins?, when you learn your new feelings you experience, when you can except their deaths, I'm still working on that to, but I know I can't keep...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Literally! Last Saturday I was sooo high! Frigging loved it. When I'm high I block all my worries out. I just stay smiling. I absolutely love the buzz I receive from it.
    lm1993 lm1993 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I love my mom so much but she treats me like I'm not here. My mom makes me feel like I'm the reason for everything bad in her life. When I'm not being put down I'm being ignored.
    No1ne No1ne 13-15, F Aug 23

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    18 years ago, I left everything; work, family, friends, home, and moved accross the world to be with the man I thought was the one. From the very begining things were not right...
    AlmaV AlmaV 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    That moment when you feel like giving up the fight, and you feel so stupid from the very start, you wanna disappear right now. I don't see future anymore.
    raraluna77 raraluna77 31-35, F Sep 3

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    Again. REALLLLY bored xD ((i'm straight-sorry gurls x3)) But on a scale 1-10 i guess. Idkkkkk Have a fantabulous dayyyyyyy ^_^
    C5PiE C5PiE 13-15, F 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    My husband often makes me feel like myself and our kids come in second to his friends and video games and whatever else he can distract himself with. I know it could be just me...
    AshWilkie AshWilkie 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    Since i found this group, i suppose i'll tell my story now. -- "Ever since i was a little child, i loved to go to the forest with me and mom, i was fascinated by everything that...
    MilotheCat MilotheCat 13-15, M Sep 2

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    I am a 13 year old boy with a mom dad and a brother and I'm not really sure if I'm poor or not. So we live in a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment but we have a big nice tv in the...
    Soccerlover17 Soccerlover17 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I hope I'm not the only one :/ who does this. I rather punch a wall then go right up and punch a person in the face and hurt them and also get Suspended.
    JoseHernandez17 JoseHernandez17 16-17, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I'm quite new to this site, but I feel like I need this. I feel like I need to share my story, and get all of this off of my chest. I'm not use to doing this though, I never really...
    laurenkouhi laurenkouhi 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    It took me long enough to admit it. I mean i realised i was bingeing and purging and all that jazz But something didn't click in my head that i was actually suffering from a...
    kerryfofo kerryfofo 18-21, F Aug 22

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    Today was the most blessed day, I had no GRIEF No Pain No sufferings No stress my house felt like before I can feel my son here and it feels like normal I don't know where this is...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F Aug 28

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    Even little things make me soso angry i end up punching walls or trying to harm myself... I must have smashed my phone about 5 times and my ipad once and last week I was really mad...
    Il0veandre Il0veandre 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    Hi! So, this is my first post so I'm kinda excited! :D Today I was standing in the bathroom looking in the mirror when I noticed that my brand new t-shirt has got too tight and I...
    Anonymous0099 Anonymous0099 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    There's a lot of crap going on at the moment as my parents are divorcing and for my mum it can't go fast enough. Problems is she swings into these depressive phases and threatens...
    LunaWolff LunaWolff 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I always say I feel like I'm married to someone I hate because I don't particularly like myself and I can't escape myself. It's really hard to be in this position and I hate the...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F Aug 21

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    So one of my 'workouts' that I do for my bum and thighs is 'twerkout' and I do it a lot and my nana just looks at me like I'm crazy so anyways a few weeks ago we were in front of...
    XxBadXVibesxX XxBadXVibesxX 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Please forgive me if this post is extraordinarily long. I'm well aware that anyone out there shouldn't be asked to sit through this, but I would really appreciate it if someone did...
    jojo2450 jojo2450 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 4

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    My coworker Tim and I became very close in the past month. When he first started working at my store, the security guard and I had a lot of fun at his expense because we thought he...
    iridescenteyes iridescenteyes 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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