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I Know I'm Getting Older Because

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    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F Apr 27, 2013

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    Ponderous

    Roseann Barr in Newsweek...about reaching the other side of menopause:  ..."Ahoy, matey! Hail, hail, all ye who enter here! You have arrived! Congratulations, sister!   You have made it through the grip of Nature, and the attack on your intellect that began at your first...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 4 Responses Nov 28, 2011

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    Overheard

    "You can tell she was pretty when she was young.'  Two teenage girls, discussing me, literally behind my back, as I sat five feet away from them!  Another sign you're getting older...people assume you are deaf!  (Full disclosure: It took me a few days to...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 23 Responses Feb 6, 2010

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    The View From The Mountain Top.

    Yesterday I had some work to do on some property that my father inlaw owened on the other side of the mountain. When I got done I decided to take the road over the mountain on my return. At the very tip top of the mountain is a lookout where you can see for mile's of the valley...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 11 Responses Apr 15, 2011

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    Truth Teller

    I'm a low down dirty liar.  And a coward.  Self delusion doesn't work with me, however.  I know what I am.   I am not Michelle Pfeiffer!  There I said it.  Now, I feel better.   I also do not qualify anymore for my age range status on EP.   I haven't qualified for...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 13 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    Jokes Give It Away

    I know I am not nearly as funny as I think I am so learning that my jokes now seem dated and give away my age. I know I am getting older because my not so silly jokes give me away!
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Oct 19, 2013

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    Sign's You Just Cant Overlook

    You dont stand in front of a full lengh mirror any more because you are wider then it is. You have to iron the wrinkle's out of your butt once a week You have more doctor's then friend's Your memory is 50/50 and you think that is good Sex is somthing reserved for your anniversary...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 20, 2010

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    Old Before I'm Old.

    I can now say I've lived in three decades. 1900's, 2000's and 2010's. I'm only 18. I can remember things that happened 15 years ago. I've recently said "when I was that age". I can have a full conversation with someone who is ten years younger than me. I've said, "you'll...
    OnMyTippeeToes OnMyTippeeToes 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    I Hope Everything Will Be Easy

    I've gotten old for sure. I hope whatever function I go to won't last long..gotta get home, well rested. Hope I don't fall on the ice..I'd break  a hip for certain. Hope I get a parking spot REAL close to the store entrance.  It's freezing and man, that wind goes right...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 5 Responses Feb 7, 2010

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    Life Spans

    I know I'm getting older because this song really speaks to me...its so beautiful. I love you, honey.  Thank you for sticking around for the best part.   I hear you singing, "I Shall Be Released" Like a chainsaw running through a masterpiece But that's all right, that's ok Grab...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 2 Responses Apr 2, 2011

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    Birthdays

    Time to temper the ego.  Need to face facts.  The calendar does not lie.  In a few months, my age range on my EP member ID will change to 56-60.   This is worse then when I turned 13,   I really felt back then that I could use a few more years being a kid, I feel the same...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 3 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    Grumpy

    I always thought tha my Mum was grumpy. Now that I have children and am "Getting Older" I think I may see why she was. I do not have the patience I once did so I Know I'm Gettting Older Because I am turning inot my Mum. AGHHHHH
    ScotishMum ScotishMum 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2011

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    Early Bird Specials Rule!

     Help!  I think I'm crossing over!  My husband and I had a gift certificate to a chain steakhouse.  We used it midweek.  We arrived at the restaurant at 5:00, gave our orders at 5:05, discussed our day, were served, ate our meal, walked out of the...
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F 25 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Sometimes everything just jumbles in my head! "Go this way, no... Don't do that, that's not what I said." It's like, I'm not myself but I'm aware of what I'm doing. I make the...
    saeedalu saeedalu 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Dear World, Shut up. Just stop. I have no energy left to fight you. Stop annoying me and eating at my head. I really have no effort for this anymore. I will not give in, neither...
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Just ate 2 whole chocolate bars before breakfast to get that fat belly!
    fatloverbigbelly fatloverbigbelly 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I think being in love is the most heart melting, heart warming, intoxicating, mystifying, beautiful, incredible, tangible & human experience ...dare I say, there is? I mean let me...
    TheRightFitforLife TheRightFitforLife 46-50, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know I'm going to get into huge trouble if I got caught, but my best friends are gonna road-trip to Vegas in two days, and I really want to go but my parents already said no when...
    laurenwilliams18 laurenwilliams18 18-21, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    Idk why but I get jealous over stupid stuff, like if I like someone and they like someone else I get stupid jelious I think it's because I'm scared I'm going to lose that person...
    SassyNclassy04 SassyNclassy04 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I literally do this ALL the time. I don't always like people to know I'm not feeling my usual self, because then they ask questions I am not prepared to answer and it can make the...
    23kk23 23kk23 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    OK always say I'm fine and a lot of the time I know I'm not . there always pain on my heart from husband and kids. But music is my life . I can so relate to this song. Fade Away by...
    sexygirl81 sexygirl81 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I really want to show someone how big I'm getting and have them comment on it then maybe even stuff online. Will anyone message me? I'll send a belly pic ;)
    wandamagical wandamagical 18-21, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just turned 18 not too long ago! Sort of bummed about getting older, but still!
    ebonytabicat ebonytabicat 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I am broken. Ever since I was taken from my mom...i am not the same. She's in jail for letting her two kids get touched infront of her face! She can't see her kids until their 18...
    Disappointed01 Disappointed01 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I'm turning 24 next Friday
    Meshaaaa Meshaaaa 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    You tease me, you tempt me, you push me, you pull me, you turn me inside out, you turn me on and you turn me off, you get me high and you get me low, you scare me, my drug. You say...
    ranjan25 ranjan25 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Yes. I know I'm 'only 16'. But I know what I feel. I have been used and mistreated and all I know right now is he makes me feel good for once in my life. I wish everyone would stop...
    LoserMaterial LoserMaterial 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I wasn't brought into this world to look like Barbie I'm here because I want to show people how to be happy with themselves and don't let anybody ever say something otherwise...
    stacialawrence15 stacialawrence15 13-15, F a week ago

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    Recently things have really been going for the worst . First it started with me finding out my Aunt had 4th stage lung cancer and it had spread throughout her whole body . Then...
    kush502 kush502 18-21, F a week ago

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    I've put on nearly 20 pounds this year, and I have to say I enjoy it. Not worrying about what I eat is so relaxing, but I'm in desperate need of new clothes lol. I'm making these...
    SweetGeorgiaPeach SweetGeorgiaPeach 22-25, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    I have been married for over 17 years. Found out over a year ago that my husband has an opiate addiction. He got help because his dealer friend overdosed. He takes suboxone. I had...
    hcsunshine hcsunshine 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    The top pair used to fit me, now bottom pair are too tight.
    cignv cignv 46-50, M Jun 21

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    I'm getting to be a plump piggy :)
    fantasypiggy227 fantasypiggy227 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    i think im not that fat as before now :)
    KrissiaGeramie KrissiaGeramie 18-21, F Jun 20

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    I'm not worried about getting older anymore...my feelings on the sexiness thing are still up in the air... some days yes, some days not so much.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 19

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    I'm looking for a woman who is serious about getting to know me for a LTR, and willing to consider being in a polygamous relationship. Yeah I'm hot. No I'm not a stocker. We can...
    LanceandAngela LanceandAngela 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    My name is John, I'm an 18 year old boy. I just came back home from college for the summer. I've been slim my whole life. I left for school 5'11 and 158 pounds. Out of laziness...
    jrob11 jrob11 18-21, M Jun 17

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    I like watching older videos and listening to 80s some 90sM
    barbermcm barbermcm 41-45, M Jun 16

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    I hate getting older. Not for my own aging, but that of everyone around me. My uncle passed away today. I have had several older family members pass away this year, and it scares...
    XoXoRubyXoXoX XoXoRubyXoXoX 31-35, F Jun 16

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    I know I'm definitely straight, I find the female body beautiful, it's just, peni* are very arousing to me, I've seen transexual por* by accident and it has changed me, it led me...
    storymaker117 storymaker117 18-21, M Jun 16

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    So I'm 20 and my trainer is 21 and we're friends. Initially, I wasn't sure how I felt about him. I started getting trained by him because he said I should come check the gym out...
    LaVidaLolaaa LaVidaLolaaa 18-21, F Jun 15

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    No one ever believes me at how damaged I am because I'm always smiling or laughing things off. It isn't until I'm intoxicated that the tears come out. I don't like to get angry...
    taminglife taminglife 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 15

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    This year has the most regrets I've ever had in my short 17 years of life xD I really have messed up. I want this year to be over already. I think what makes it worse is that I don...
    liveshadow90 liveshadow90 16-17, F