I Know I'm Getting Older Because

I always thought tha my Mum was grumpy. Now that I have children and am "Getting Older" I think I may see why she was. I do not have the patience I once did so I Know I'm Gettting Older Because I am turning inot my Mum. AGHHHHH

Time to temper the ego.  Need to face facts.  The calendar does not lie.  In a few months, my age range on my EP member ID will change to 56-60.   This is worse then when I turned 13,   I really felt back then that I could use a...

Roseann Barr in Newsweek...about reaching the other side of menopause: 
..."Ahoy, matey! Hail, hail, all ye who enter here! You have arrived! Congratulations, sister!
 

You have made it through the grip of Nature, and the attack...

"You can tell she was pretty when she was young.'  Two teenage girls, discussing me, literally behind my back, as I sat five feet away from them!  Another sign you're getting older...people assume you are deaf! ...

I've gotten old for sure. I hope whatever function I go to won't last long..gotta get home, well rested. Hope I don't fall on the ice..I'd break  a hip for certain. Hope I get a parking spot REAL close to the store entrance. ...

I know I'm getting older because this song really speaks to me...its so beautiful.
I love you, honey.  Thank you for sticking around for the best part.
 
I hear you singing, "I Shall Be Released"
Like a chainsaw running through a...

I can now say I've lived in three decades. 1900's, 2000's and 2010's. I'm only 18.
I can remember things that happened 15 years ago.
I've recently said "when I was that age".
I can have a full conversation with someone who is ten years...

Help!  I think I'm crossing over!  My husband and I had a gift certificate to a chain steakhouse.  We used it midweek.  We arrived at the restaurant at 5:00, gave our orders at 5:05, discussed our day, were...

I'm a low down dirty liar.  And a coward.  Self delusion doesn't work with me, however.  I know what I am.   I am not Michelle Pfeiffer!  There I said it.  Now, I feel better.   I also do not qualify anymore for my age range...

Yesterday I had some work to do on some property that my father inlaw owened on the other side of the mountain. When I got done I decided to take the road over the mountain on my return. At the very tip top of the mountain is a lookout...

You dont stand in front of a full lengh mirror any more because you are wider then it is.
You have to iron the wrinkle's out of your butt once a week
You have more doctor's then friend's
Your memory is 50/50 and you think that is good...