I Know Im Weird

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    ungreyme ungreyme
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 18, 2015
    Coltswv1441 Coltswv1441
    13-15, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2016

    I just had a nightmare about how i was strapped

    to a chair while someone was eating my food o.O
    MariexOkay MariexOkay
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 26, 2014

    Being a freak is way more fun.

    And talking to freaks is way more fun. Why stay rooted in reality when you could talk about what it would be like if cats had six legs or it rained molasses instead of water? That's when **** gets interesting.
    BoyRandom BoyRandom
    26-30, M
    Mar 7, 2016

    I think my mom is scared of me

    now Me: hey mom Her: what Me: how long do you want to live? Her: uhm, hopefully until tomorrow Me: maybe *smiles and walks away* Her: wait, Wynnie, what are you talking about? Oh I love messing with her
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2015

    The sky seemed mortally wounded,

    and it bled peacefully on a particular Tuesday. Lunch period hummed just beyond a hallway or two, while I took a routine walk along the squared courtyard, just outside the band hall. The atmosphere breathed, tasted, and smelled like that distinctive odor of Earth and water. A...
    s0undgarden s0undgarden
    18-21, M
    Aug 13, 2014

    "Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue

    eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California fan, an African dance hall ***, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym teacher, the hips of a ten year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll titss. This is why...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 24, 2015

    I went up to an old man at Busch Gardens

    and screamed Ma Heh in his face and ran away
    dominick6 dominick6
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2015

    And you know what? That's ok.

    We are all weird. Who would want to be painfully average.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Apr 14, 2015

    I love pancakes. once I took pancake mix to a

    park with a BBQ and cooked pancakes!!
    Harryjones1 Harryjones1
    16-17, M
    1 Response Dec 2, 2015

    God I'm so weird. I'm awkward socially.

    I can't tell if someone is flirting with me or not, so I act weird. and I was raised by books where knights roamed and saved damsels in distress and had qualities like honor and courage. so I tend to be more like characters in those books than a normal person, which I think most...
    TheWanderingWarrior TheWanderingWarrior
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 18, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2014

    I have my random moments,

    when i like to just be silly. I like to do voices of characters i like (to the best of my ability) and repeat a line or a quote. I like to try to mimic characters and accents. We could be having a normal conversation, but when the moment reminds me of a movie quote or...
    4rmSin 4rmSin
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 17, 2016

    Normal is boring though,

    I would rather be weird then like most of the population.
    ItsNotJustABand ItsNotJustABand
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Oct 21, 2014
    People1313 People1313
    13-15, M
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2016

    I've never had an ******

    before idk how :(
    katiebuggg katiebuggg
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 25, 2016

    Once upon a time there was a panda.

    His name was Bob. One day he was walking along, then a burrito fell out of the sky... But it wasn't just any burrito... It was a BAErrito! -gasp- Then Bob ate it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 28, 2014

    When people call me weird I take it

    as a compliment because I like my weirdness
    gracelovely gracelovely
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2015

    I finally met a girl into kicking my balls

    and stepping on my **** in high heels. I know I'm weird lol
    Frank941 Frank941
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 22, 2016

    my soul is like a paintball with every color

    ever made in the world and the paintball exploded on a white canvas and that's what my soul look like
    Angel2345 Angel2345
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 5, 2014
    WolfsterTheWere WolfsterTheWere
    18-21, M
    Jan 19, 2015

    I hope everyone's day was

    as nice as their butt :)
    MariexOkay MariexOkay
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 12, 2015

    I mean, what is normal these days?

    Everyone something about them that is abnormal. Regardless, I do think I'm a bit more out there than most people. I'm slightly awkward around people I don't know and I sorta do my own thing. I like defining what is cool to me and not based on society. Like... The fact that I don...
    JadedUnicorn JadedUnicorn
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2015

    Sometimes I want to be weirder,

    but society is holding me back.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    41 Responses Aug 13, 2014

    I have a huge statement

    that will shock the world of EP... Put all the things he did to the side and hitler was a motivational speaker and an artist I bet he's making very beautiful art... In hell XD
    seekre seekre
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jun 27, 2015

    No need to tell me what I already know.

    Besides, I'm proud to be strange and eccentric and odd.
    LoquaciouslyLucid LoquaciouslyLucid
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 26, 2015
    YoungDisobedientSlave YoungDisobedientSlave
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2015

    W.elcoming I.nfinite E.

    nduring R.eal D.aring
    VictoriaKeepItReal VictoriaKeepItReal
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 30, 2014

    I wanna be so pretty,

    that other girls post me as their profile pic.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Feb 4, 2015

    I'm eating sunny side up eggs mixed I'm with

    mayo and rice and some liver spread lol it tastes good
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 2, 2015

    I think i'm aging backwards

    than forwards. Though I am in my late 20s, I look younger (late teens early 20s). Now i'm obsessed with looks from the 90s that I just to wear back then but wearing now. I know it's weird and i should dress my age, but i can't help it. Mentally wise i am older, but look and...
    IX00I IX00I
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2015

    If I'm weird around you,

    it's because I don't change who I am so people would like me, it's because the kind of people I like will like me for being real.
    Manzzle Manzzle
    22-25, M
    Aug 13, 2014

    I call Thursday "poop day"

    because my body says "**** you" and forces me to run to the bathroom with about 8 seconds notice at the crack of dawn. I'm still not sure why this happens.
    IchBinDeutsch IchBinDeutsch
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2015

    A man came to my door

    and asked if I could donate to the local swimming pool, so I came back with a glass of water
    LurkingShadow LurkingShadow
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 16, 2015
    Nix325 Nix325
    13-15, M
    3 Responses Dec 4, 2015

    Im wierd because I deprogramed

    than reprogramed my brain from the controlled masses.
    Preciousnani808 Preciousnani808
    26-30, F
    Feb 18, 2016
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2015

    I believe being weird is one of the best

    character traits in people
    Violetlolla Violetlolla
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 1, 2015
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    2 Responses Nov 12, 2014

    I had a moment tonight.

    I used to look forward to and watch Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin every year. I heard it showing on the TV in the background tonight, so I paid attention. Turns out, it's still just as good as it used to be. Then it hit me. WHAMMIE!! Schroeder! Schroeder is the reason I...
    joshypoookc joshypoookc
    36-40, M
    Nov 25, 2015

    No need to remind me.

    I already know. Thanks anyways!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 9, 2016

    I like kissing girls feet,

    rubbing them and licking them too. Sometimes I suck on their toes if they let me
    Frank941 Frank941
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 21, 2016

    today my best friend

    and i walked around manhattan calling billboards and apartment buildings the empire state building and i have no idea why
    angstyteen angstyteen
    18-21, F
    Dec 11, 2015

    20/03/2016 - Everyone is weird!

    You included! Lol. I've yet to meet a "normal" person and besides, how do you really know what normal is? Is it your definition of normal? Or is it the world's view? Like in said everyone is weird lol.
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2016
    KrissiaGeramie KrissiaGeramie
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jun 1, 2015

    you know you are weird

    when ..... you're drunk and decided to go for a push up work out on the freeway.
    Emithia Emithia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 10, 2015

    Have you ever felt so defeated?

    That anything you do is wrong or comes out wrong? And you'll only find out when it's too late.. Then it eats you inside out.. You keep thinking about it even if you've already told yourself "it's over and done.. Move on.. Learn from it" Still.. you keep thinking what if I did...
    Chiscuit Chiscuit
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Dec 18, 2015

    When I see people on TV with small eyes I

    sometimes tend to ask or think how can they see lol Then I remember I also hav small eyes lmao
    Chiscuit Chiscuit
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2016
    theGirlwhosNeverBeenLoved theGirlwhosNeverBeenLoved
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 25, 2014

    I fantasise about seeing murderers walking near

    me and pass me mainly because they are so cool looking and hot
    Isaokomori22 Isaokomori22
    18-21, M
    Feb 24, 2016

    I'm immature. I'm weird.

    .. Like really weird. I'm stupid, I'm awkward.. Very awkward.. No wonder I'm single... Hahaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Oct 7, 2014
    Emithia Emithia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2015
    DixieLandDiva101 DixieLandDiva101
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Nov 26, 2015
    TooTricky2Trick TooTricky2Trick
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Mar 27, 2016
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