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I Know Men Are Better Than Vibrators

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 483 People

    Element Of Mystery

    men are better than vibrators because men can surprise you...
    greenlionburning greenlionburning
    41-45
    7 Responses Nov 26, 2009

    Of Course We Are

    Try getting a vibrator to mow the lawn.  And I seriously doubt you'd ever find one that can take out the trash. Besides, vibrators are more fun when someone else is operating them, don't you think?  ;) 
    NeonBlueMidnight NeonBlueMidnight
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Oct 3, 2009

    But Sometimes

    But sometimes a vibrator is more reliable :(
    Parthenopeaigle Parthenopeaigle
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Apr 28, 2010

    Yes They Are, But....

    A man IS better than a vibe, but a vibe doesn't leave as big a mess to clean up afterward, either! Both have their advantages.
    MrsKateBrown MrsKateBrown
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 7, 2009

    I Frequently Use A Vibe

    I agree that making love to a warm and loving man is better than using u vibe. But still I love to play with it. I wont call it making love, cause you can do that only with the one u love. But to satisfy my horny feelings, I regularly use my toy. It makes me *** fast and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 12, 2010

    Skin [beneath Cotton Waves] (((an Old Poem By Myself)))

    Swimming between blankets And catching anklets. I don't even wear one But that's aside from the fun. Your touch creates small shivers Up and down my spine like rivers. Embracing and freeing Our bodies are fleeing. Many loving intentions Through erotic...
    Annebelle Annebelle
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 15, 2009

    Silver Bullet Vs. Meat Stick

    There is a big difference between self induced pleasure and having an orgazm due to an emotional connection. Sure, a vibrator curbs your enthusiasm for the moment, but it can't truly make you happy. And a vibrator can't stick it & lick it
    lick0fpleazure lick0fpleazure
    22-25, F
    Apr 10, 2009

    Oh Yes!!!!!!!

    Let's see...cold semi hard plastic or real flesh?  Having someone else moving you into ****** or working hard on yourself?  Being able to cuddle up afterwards or cleaning it off and throwing it back in the drawer?Now vibrators and men do have one thing in common at...
    Michellewhois Michellewhois
    56-60
    3 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    I Can Not Tell A Lie

    Ok, how can any woman NOT join this group? I mean, seriously, we don't even have to discuss it, the group title says it all. And this is all Blissy's fault.  I told her I was following her around, joining some of her groups and look where it led me!   In the...
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    10 Responses Oct 16, 2009

    Right Now

    A BIG HOT **** WOULD BE PUUUURFECT..... DO THEY MAKE VIBRATORS THAT ARE HOT
    CBMOOMAN CBMOOMAN
    46-50
    Mar 20, 2011

    He Knows Her Every Curve

    Fingers - outlining every memory of every hidden place upon her skin... Eyes - searching for the candle wick that is already burning bright... Feet - curling around her frozen toes, never pulling back... Whispers - more or less in gasps... This "list" could go on...
    Annebelle Annebelle
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Apr 13, 2009

    The Real Deal

    Well, YEAH!!! 'The Real DealNuff Said
    IFoundYourDiary IFoundYourDiary
    51-55, F
    Feb 11, 2011

    Men May Be Better That A Vibrator But...............

    a man WITH a vibrator..... and the ability to use it? PRICELESS~
    JPVal JPVal
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2011
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    5 Responses Oct 16, 2009

    Of Course!

    To be perfectly honest im not really a fan of vibrators. Sure i own a few, bought for me has gifts, but they are a poor substitute for the real thing, the worst one has got to be one i purchased from a anne summers party, it is supposed to be a smaller version of the good old...
    Blondevixon Blondevixon
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Jun 29, 2009

    Well....

    .... at least I dont need to worry if my vibrator will still respect me in the morning! And I would rather make a date with my vibrator than sleep with some random guy off the street.... I know where my vibrators been. But a man who loves me, respects me, gives me mind...
    auroraaustralis auroraaustralis
    22-25
    16 Responses Apr 14, 2009

    I Should Hope So.

    Being as I am a man (I think?), I would like to thank, any and all women that believe "Men are better than vibrators". Also as not to discriminate, Thank you to all men, shemales, hermaphrodites, and all other non inclusive genders that also believe men are better then...
    BillySPizza BillySPizza
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Oct 17, 2009

    Here's Your Bloody List...

    Why I am better than a vibrator: I can give love I'm rich I'm very large. I'm a good cuddler. I have big hands and big feet... You know what that means :P I'm affectionate I am a conversationalist I can cook I can make you laugh I can do more during sex than just the...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    26 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Let's Get Ready To Rumble

    Is that right? Can it be true? Let's settle the debate once and for all, right here, right now! How do my ex-boyfriends (and current boyfriend) compare to my vibrator :DMy vibrator is ... ready to do its job 24/7 ... shaped in a way that I prefer ... a selfless servant ... never...
    LauraDK LauraDK
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 1, 2012

    *Touched*

    Thanks to EP women for creating and largely populating this group. Do you realize how rare it is these days for males to hear even the mildest kind word directed their way?
    conceptualclarity conceptualclarity
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 4, 2010

    As Long...

    As the man is willing to put his woman's needs before his, and not stopping till she is satisfied....than yes, men are better than vibrators, if not, I will stick to my toys :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2010

    Real One Is Best Than Artificial

    i use  to fanatsize  about ***** and suck. but one night i had  my wife offered and it was memorable and cannot forget.  artificial   and toys are toys  they cannnot  give pleasure as the real one and the response.  any one who want  to have like this contact zxxz89...
    koel69 koel69
    41-45
    1 Response Feb 2, 2011

    No Doubt About It

    I mean a vibrator does the job it's intended to,I am happy for that.However,it definitely can't kiss me like a man,touch me all over and make me tingle with delight,nope. I can use my own hands some may say,but come on it's not the same as being teased and...
    bellas31 bellas31
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Nov 29, 2009

    I Can't Believe I Am Saying This In Public!!

    (boy, is my face red!) While I give the appearance of propriety and sweetness (which are both valid observations), there is nothing better than full-on contact with a warm, willing, enthusiastic, creative, attentive and loving man! Fantasy can be mildly entertaining, but...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jun 10, 2009

    Feels Good But It Isn't the Same

    Nothing compares to the real thing. You just can't replicate the feeling you get when you are having sex. I think alot of what you feel also has to do with the guys presence. The heat of their body, the feel of their skin against yours, it make everything 100 times better. I don...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 16, 2009

    For Now..

    but as soon as they make one that says all the right things then we're ****** D:
    lmpulsive lmpulsive
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 21, 2011

    Vibrators Can't...

    Vibrators can't make out & dry hump on your couch.
    CG1972 CG1972
    36-40
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    MMMM

    A vibrator is a poor substitute for a man, but when used with a man in an intimate relationship it is awesome. A vibrator can't talk to me or tell me that I take it's breath away.  A vibrator can't say things to me that makes love to my mind.  A vibrator can't share...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    32 Responses May 29, 2009

    Knowing My Strengths.

    There are many reasons that I could name why men are better than an inanimate object. I could sit here and brag as to why Im better and that I dont run on batteries, dont run out of energy, nor slow down. I could state what size my man hood is or go into detail of how intimate...
    EarthBear2784 EarthBear2784
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 16, 2012

    If A Man Is On His Game

    He is so much better than a vibe, can do things to her that the vibe can't even think of doing, giving her that feeling of satisfation, peace and love.  A vibe is a good pinch if a fix is needed, but if a guy mixes up things and make it last a while she will enjoy it so...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    3 Responses May 3, 2010

    The Five Senses...

    all much better with a man. See-there is someone staring back at you with desire in their eyes Feel-there is smooth,warm skin and firm muscle touching you inside;their hands and tongue roaming over you Hear-instead of that oh-so-sexy buzzing noise you hear your lover's moans...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2009

    Well, Duh...

    ...my memory may not be perfect, but this I do recall...   lol...
    FriendofPromise FriendofPromise
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Apr 27, 2010

    Skin To Skin

    I know men are better than vibrators because skin on skin feels so much better than plastic/metal/glass on skin.  Also a vibrator can't kiss you back or rub you where you need it.  But.....I vibrator is always there when you need it.
    MrsKB1437 MrsKB1437
    26-30, F
    Apr 28, 2010

    Hot And Hard

    WHATS A GIRL TO DO?
    CBMOOMAN CBMOOMAN
    46-50
    Mar 20, 2011

    A Vibrator Cant Give A Surprise **** That You Want

    Men are companions and a Vibrator is an Instrument. Both are different and can not be compared in such a casual manner, as some are trying to do. But we all have freedom to share our thougts, whatever they are. Both Men and Vibrators can be used, disused, underused, overused...
    femasslover femasslover
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Oct 18, 2009

    Hell Yeah!

    A man who doesn't fumble and grope and has actually taken the time to understand your needs? Of course he's better than a vibrator! But, you know girls when one of those men is "hard to *** by" there is nothing wrong with a little self loving is there? Oh course theres never a...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset
    36-40, F
    Mar 6, 2011

    Penis Trumps All

    Nothing can compare to the real deal ladies!  Remember this!  I have plenty of toys but give me a man and his rock hard penis any day of the week!!!  I'm not a **** I just know what I love!  And I love ****!!!!  
    Jenniebottle Jenniebottle
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Sep 21, 2010

    Men Are Better

    I'm sure, vibrators, *****'s and all the other toys must feel good but nothing compares to men and their fresh meat, hahahaha, lol.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 22, 2010

    Respect

    if you have a high libido like me i do believe in respecting people, i also believe in karma so i try to treat others how i want to be treated, but when getting intimate as a guy i kno women can feel as tho they are getting used but just take the time and respect the person that...
    purelust purelust
    18-21
    Feb 21, 2011

    Duh

    Of course I am... I could even list the reasons why I'm better than a vibrator.
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Men Are Better

    Men are definately better but since I don't have one at the moment I am not about to give up my vibrator
    Msmare Msmare
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Aug 31, 2010

    Deep Subject

    Like using anything we are trying hard to take it  the experiance to the next level. Sexually to get higher with the use of toys we also search out in our own feeling  a self gratafacation,not so rushed as others have pushed us over. Depending on when the last ******* was,with...
    knollbug knollbug
    61-65
    Mar 22, 2011

    Well...

    I don't know for sure, having never used a vibrator; but finding much enjoyment & pleasure with a man & feeling no need or want for a vibrator... that says a lot to me... 
    VendettaVita VendettaVita
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 19, 2010

    Mmm

    Give me the real thing any day!
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 10, 2011
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