I Know My Sick Sense Of Humor Is Hilarious

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    Joke Coming..

    A jelly baby walks into the doctors with a liquorice ***** stuck to his penis.. The doctor asks "What have you been up to?" Fukkin' allsorts!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    3 Responses May 12, 2010

    Um Well....

        A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. . ... Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It...
    Floydian Floydian
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Apr 23, 2010

    And Another One...

    A person decided to open up his ***** club business, which was right opposite to a church. The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the ***** club from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.   Work progressed.  However...
    Floydian Floydian
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Apr 23, 2010

    Cracking Up

    Yes I'm sick and twisted. But I'm a funny ******. I have a prevented mind and always saying that didn't sound right. My kids were playing baseball on the play station. The announcer said he's hitting his balls hard and I started laughing. I mean come that's funny. But I'm...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    Jul 13, 2013
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