I Know Someone With a Funny Name

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    I once had a best friend who's last name was Hippler. Everyone called her Hitler. Then I heard of a comedian who's real name was Dat Phan pronounced Dat Fan. It's so funny he even makes fun of it. Hey it's hot in here go get dat fan. lol
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2008

    Kids Named After Food

    Celebrities just love to name their kids the weirdest names. Some kids have even been named after food. One girl was named Bluebell. Gwenyth Paltrow named her daughter apple. Of there's that singer named Meatloaf. If I named my kids after my favorite foods their names would...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 24, 2009

    Named After a Hurricane

    My cousin just named her daughter after the hurricane that destroyed her parent's house. What the hell was she thinking. I know she didn't do it on purpose I guess she really wasn't thinking, or maybe she was drunk when she named her child. The hurricane that destroyed her family...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 27, 2008

    Have Known a Few

    An older guy called Hitler - apparently it was quite a common name in the 30s I have known an Attila and also a girl named Holly Wood
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    Apr 11, 2008

    Another Dr. With a Funny Name

    My hubby knows a doctor who's last name is Crap. Dr. Crap! lol
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 22, 2008

    LMAO

    I heard of a man whose name is Mr. Beaver. I can't stop giggling. Sounds like a bad pornstar name.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 7, 2009

    Very Funny Names

    I am not making these up. I seriously have seen/heard/heard of/ or met these people. The last is by far the best. First - my female optician is called POOMAN. Seriously! I saw her name on the screen and I burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing I had to pretend I was...
    Zarfo Zarfo
    22-25
    1 Response Sep 11, 2009

    If The Name Fits...

    Actually, I know afew. One is named Silver because they wanted to name the poor child after her grandfather. To that, I had to ask, "Haven't you ever heard the name Silvia before?"! Another, her name is Windy --- not wendy, but Windy, like as in Chicago is the Windy...
    snowlady snowlady
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Nov 13, 2009

    Try to Say These Names Three Times Fast

    I have a cousin named Elam Blalock. I always want to laugh when I hear about the singer Micheal Buble`. My husband calls him Micheal bluh bluh or Micheal barfing noise.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2008

    Another Name

    I heard of a man's whose name was Mark Kitchenmaster. Lol He's the master of the kitchen.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Apr 10, 2008

    Another One

    I heard of a man whose name was Dan Sinks. Dan can't float he only sinks. It would be funny if they had a guy named Dan Bathtub or Dan toilet lol. That would be really hilarious.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Apr 11, 2008

    I Dont Kno Them But---

        U know how those random google searches pull up crazy things. Like your looking for sponge bob and 3 lines down there's a **** site. Who can explain them right. So I am looking up The address to my Dr. There it was. The craziest name I had ever encountered........ Amos...
    imaghost imaghost
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2011

    Sister's Former Co-worker

    He's a cute little old Indian man named Kuldip, pronounced "Cool Dip." =D
    paperalias paperalias
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 14, 2008

    His Name Was Quite Queer

    I was watching the news the other day when they announced that a man by the name of John. M. Gayman had been arrested.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2008

    Feel The Passion

    I once went to school with a girl named Passion Butts. That was her real name lol.  What were her parents thinking? I mean they already have a funny last name why make it worse. Sounds like a really bad **** star name. She was the meanest ***** I have ever met too but I guess...
    howsab howsab
    31-35, F
    Aug 4, 2011

    Sam's

    When   I  worked  at  a  restaurant  I  met  a  cook  we  became  friends   .  But  he  was  very  hesitant  to  tell  me  his  name  .  I was...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Apr 12, 2008

    Indians

    I know someone who got the fun end of an Indian name... Its J. Shot With Two arrows!
    gaurdianshot gaurdianshot
    22-25, M
    Jun 18, 2009

    Mr. Bobo!

    I tried not to laugh... but I couldn't help myself! My mother has a client named Jerry Bobo! XD She asks me, "Can you type in Mr. Bobo's info for the database?" And I crack up! I know it's not nice to laugh at someones name! But, I can't help it. =p And then his wife...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 24, 2008

    I Win.

    I knew someone with the first name- uh, drumroll please! ....Soapy. Yeah. Seriously.
    ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
    22-25, F
    Sep 10, 2009

    Funniest I've Heard

     the guy's name is Phuc  Pronounced; ***  I'm glad I had a mute button on my phone when he told me. i laughed so hard
    Beauphord Beauphord
    46-50, M
    Jun 23, 2009

    Funny Last Names

    I heard about a guy that worked at a crematorium and his last name was Chard. Another guy who is a policeman and his name is Senior Constable Gunn. Any one else know names that go with their jobs?
    PurpleUmbrella PurpleUmbrella
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jun 18, 2008

    Funny Name

    I was named after my maternal grandmother and my aunt.  My name is LuRilla, got lots of kidding about it when a child.  Like that it was a family name, but no one can say it right, or at least how my family says it.  So I was very careful when naming my daughter to...
    looneylulu looneylulu
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2009

    My Grandpa

    My grandfather's name is Needless. He needs less. I also heard that his brother's name was Useless.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 11, 2008

    "Bloomers!"

    I had three special friends when I was in high school. During our sophomore year, we all hung together. One of the girls was a freshman who I thought was the Chorus teacher's daughter - she was so little in stature and looked like she didn't weigh more than ninety-eight pounds...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    May 28, 2013

    Just Thought of Another One

    My husband just told me his co workers know a man whose name is Jimmy Brickhouse. That's his real name. Everyone just calls him Brickhouse. He's a brickhouse he's mighty mighty just letting it all hang out. He's a brickhouse, literally.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Apr 9, 2008

    Not Funny . . . Just Different

    I love unique names, really, but I've heard some that just stick with me. I know an Eleazar and a Samyak . . . take your pick.
    Quetzal Quetzal
    18-21, F
    Dec 24, 2008

    Awful Last Names

    They have some crazy last names around here. One is Buttwrinkle and another one I heard was Dequeer. LMAO!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Sep 9, 2009

    You Can'T Guess

    One word: Me. I don't like any of my birth names. When I was little, I thought they were old lady names and I still do. I had a friend who insisted on calling me "Gidget" and I told her I didn't like it, but she persisted. My parents had a cow and two calves every time I came...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    May 27, 2013

    Know of Her..

    Well technically i don't "know" her she is a branch employee and sometimes she will call in to do a single person opening on site... (sorry work terminology)   But seriously her name is Gagendepe...  (she goes by Gena)   and she works at Glen...
    AuThEnTiC AuThEnTiC
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 14, 2008

    Lmao Omg

    My hubby just told me he met a man whose last name was Krotch!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2008

    Dr. Pornstar

    My ob/gyn who is a man has the exact same name as a famous pornstar. First and last. My mom found his name in the phonebook and told me I should make an appointment to see him. I looked at her and busted out laughing. She looked at me puzzled. I didn't tell her why I was laughing...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 14, 2008

    Those Poor Kids

    I've noticed all of the weird names that the kids have at my kids' school. For example : Bram, Zaylor, and Lakelynn. Were they're parents smoking crack? Those poor kids now have to go through life with those funny sounding names. Hi my name is Bram - DEE DEE DEE!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2008
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