101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
I was walking through the hallway of my building and one of my neighborsAsk me ifI wanted my balcony cleaned by him I said no thank you. The moment I got the word No thank you out of my mouth again call me queer f**** homosexual fudge packer anything u could possibly imagine...
this happened years ago but i thought it was funny .I was working at dunkin doughnuts late one Friday night had to be about 2:30 am .
the place was packed with cops ..go figure ,as i was going to the back to get fresh doughnuts i heard the door open and somebody yelled ..hey look...