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I Know Something That Will Make You Laugh

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    This Is Funny

    Have you heard the latest?Sea captains don't like crew cuts!They're nasty,Very nasty,There's nothin' worse,A bloody staff review!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 23, 2011

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    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14, 2010

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    Dunkin Doughnuts

    this happened years ago but i thought it was funny .I was working at dunkin doughnuts late one Friday night had to be about 2:30 am . the place was packed with cops ..go figure ,as i was going to the back to get fresh doughnuts i heard the door open and somebody yelled ..hey look...
    nobodyspecial1973 nobodyspecial1973 36-40, M Nov 21, 2011

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    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    But...

    I'm not going to tell you, (sorry) :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 17, 2012

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    For The Extremely Bored...

    Check it out... sorry embedding was disabled.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dd7q2dT-ls
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 1, 2010

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    Or At Least Make You Say "Oh My God"

    Here is a list of things that could hopefully cheer up anyone 1.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q3DeLNDYgM 2.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGljpsidd4 3.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo&list=RD02PXGljpsidd4 Sadly, will NOT be edited. Dang computer... So. I know...
    shadowsrain13 shadowsrain13 18-21, F Jul 20, 2013

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    More ^-^ Yet Again..

    That's it for today, I'm tired and dying.
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men

    101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6...
    sweat0wet sweat0wet 51-55, M 5 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    Karma Karma Karma

    I was walking through the hallway of my building and one of my neighborsAsk me ifI wanted my balcony cleaned by him I said no thank you. The moment I got the word No thank you out of my mouth again call me queer f**** homosexual fudge packer anything u could possibly imagine...
    Maxwell727 Maxwell727 46-50, M Sep 4, 2013

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    In The Beginning

    In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.And Dot com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot com.And she said to Abraham, her husband...
    Manwithabigsmile Manwithabigsmile 56-60, M 7 Responses Mar 22, 2013

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    ImMichaelJacksonBad ImMichaelJacksonBad 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 20, 2010

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    ROBERT DELONG - "Global Concepts" - (Live from Ve…: http://youtu.be/B2r_-biU4sc think it burns my sense of truth To hear me shouting at my youth I need a way to sort it out...
    musicilove musicilove 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    I remember when my family and I visited Scotland, we went up something called the Wallace Tower. It was an incredible place, but we had to walk up an endless spiraling stair case...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 30

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    Some people just don't understand or care enough to! Don't say these things to depressed people! Read the image!
    littlebikiechick littlebikiechick 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I am my own entertainment, but it's heartwarming when a guy can make you laugh in so many ways he didn't even imagine doing <3
    FoxxySilverCrow FoxxySilverCrow 26-30, F Mar 19

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    I'm a married woman, and my three best friends are male. One has been my bud since high school, another has been my friend since college. My third male best friend always makes...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F Apr 4

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    I 'll Tell You My Opinion You call me goody two shoes? You say that I have people fooled by my being nice? I believe you implied sweet in your ranting and raving story. I am soooo...
    transiting transiting 70+, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    The problem of modern comedians these days is that they rely heavily on sex jokes, drug references and profanity. Jay Leno doesn't need to do that because he's a down-to-earth...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Apr 11

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    I love a man who can make me laugh too. I just haven't met any in the past decade. :(
    boadiccearose boadiccearose 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    I will remember you, all though sometimes I think it would be easier to forget. I don't want to obviously.. I know I never will in fact, just sometimes in a fit of selfishness I...
    DiosesOscuros DiosesOscuros 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Your call by secondhand serenade. This was his favorite song back then. We were just in the 4th grade hahaha I know we're too young. We were just kids ✌️
    Thatssoawesome Thatssoawesome 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    AgeMeet.com, a website specifically designed for older man younger woman relationships and older woman younger man relationships. AgeMeet.com is the world's first, largest and most...
    fionacc12 fionacc12 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Generating Runescape Million can be every gamblers target inside Runescape. The primary reason you're reading this article at this time, is really that you would be capable of...
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    When the accident happen, what make us safety? In fact to a certain extent, the airbag play an most important role. The airbag can protect you avoid hurt seriously. So, in order to...
    myobd myobd 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I know I'm very young, but there was one guy I honestly felt like I loved. He turned out to be the biggest jerk and completely fake in how he was to me, but I will never forget him...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Let me just let it all out. 1: my nickname is Sam. 2: I have a mild case of bi-polarism. 3: I don't think I'm really bipolar, doctors just don't understand my mind. 4: I've never...
    BlankCanvas22 BlankCanvas22 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    1. I love underarm smell 2. I only eat cheeseburgers from McDonald's 3. I hate my boyfriend 4.i love my puppy 5. I make YouTube videos 6. I love the colour clear 7. I make...
    cutieserafina cutieserafina 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Maybe i wasnt ready for you. Maybe thats why things went the way they did.... But i still will miss you and i guess what could have been. I still think about you like all the time...
    justasia justasia 18-21, F Apr 7

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    Well; ProjectGwyn101 Gwyn - my name is William GWYN Howard Elger-Grogan Heron Heron-Maxwell Tweed Baylay Eastwick-Field-Prior-Willeard 101 - my lucky number Project - someone...
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 8

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    This made me mad. I didn't even get his second message until I read the first one. Between hockeyfan9 and I BlockDelete hockeyfan9 1 hr ago Hi Reese. I'd love for you to add me...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm not generally hesitant on blocking people. If you are making me uncomfortable or asking things that need not be said, I will block you. Sometimes I'll give you a warning, but I...
    SmplyM3 SmplyM3 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    In Memory Of My Loved One..I will remember you,I am pretty sure you will do too..Even though we are miles apart,You are never far from my heart..Thank you for everything.Take care...
    jssp jssp 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    If you don't respond, I will unfriend you a ***.
    MookieTheBezt MookieTheBezt 13-15, M Mar 29

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    I'm small, i'm fast, i'm stealthy and im ASIAN! Which means if you bite me, i will bite you back twice as hard so you better watch out! ;P This aimed at no-one in particular...
    littlesaiyan littlesaiyan 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    Yup.. I will remember you forever! 😈
    TearfulNights22 TearfulNights22 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    I will remember how you caught my eye You admired me Just when I thought no one was looking I will remember how you chased me Making me feel like a giddy school girl A feeling...
    musicilove musicilove 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    I love to laugh. I laugh. I giggle. I am so easily amused. Its so fun to really laugh and not just some polite phony laugh either. I really laugh, its my trademark. I love to smile...
    aprylshowers330 aprylshowers330 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    I love laughing at something funny
    Imbatgirl Imbatgirl 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Making other laugh makes me feel happy that I'm helping
    blueplasma blueplasma 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    Laughing is the best foreplay. Don't laugh at his peen though, guys don't like that.
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 26

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    Even if i'm clouded with problems and worries... i can still manage to crack jokes and laugh.
    hollyhelly hollyhelly 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    10 Things About Me... 1. I love laughing. 2. I hope to have kids and get married one day 3. I want to have a real best friend 4. I want to do something influential in someone's...
    Kperr14 Kperr14 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Hard laughter has a great feeling! Luv it!!
    Littlemonster77777 Littlemonster77777 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    Here are mine !1. I am left handed2. I am the eldest, born 11 years after my parents marriage.3. My mother did not have a wedding dress. She secretly ran away from her house to get...
    naushinkhanbabydoll naushinkhanbabydoll 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 6

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    Thanks for making me feel alive. I love to laugh...its joy and happiness shrink in a ting dosage pill mind blowing your brain :D
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Apr 9

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    1: Yes, yes, I'm married. Since I was 18 2: I have a beautiful baby girl 3: I am bi, have been since I can remember 4: I am the oldest of 7 kids 5: I like to Draw, Write, Eat, Cook...
    ReeseThompson0424 ReeseThompson0424 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    http://youtu.be/-UA_d9Rri4Q <----- lol
    BoxxyFangirl BoxxyFangirl 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I've felt this way for the past 6 or so years. As of now, I'm quite sure I'll die on my own terms. I don't think I'd actively kill myself yet, but if something was to happen to me...
    trippyprincess trippyprincess 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    It makes life a bit more meaningful and makes me happy. I hope i make someone happy too :)
    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F Apr 10