I Know Something That Will Make You Laugh

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    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 12, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jul 28, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2010

    101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men

    101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6...
    sweat0wet sweat0wet
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Jun 6, 2012
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 31, 2010

    This Is Pretty Much Me When I Play Counter-strike (fps_doug)

    terms: RL = real life, fps = first person shooter, respawn point = restart point, lagg = slowing down of the game because of net connetion.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 4, 2010

    T-9

    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 18, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 21, 2010

    For The Extremely Bored...

    Check it out... sorry embedding was disabled.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dd7q2dT-ls
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 1, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    9 Responses Apr 14, 2010

    This Is Funny

    Have you heard the latest?Sea captains don't like crew cuts!They're nasty,Very nasty,There's nothin' worse,A bloody staff review!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 23, 2011
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Apr 12, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Apr 23, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 7, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Apr 30, 2010
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 20, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 10, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 19, 2010

    Karma Karma Karma

    I was walking through the hallway of my building and one of my neighborsAsk me ifI wanted my balcony cleaned by him I said no thank you. The moment I got the word No thank you out of my mouth again call me queer f**** homosexual fudge packer anything u could possibly imagine...
    Maxwell727 Maxwell727
    51-55, M
    Sep 4, 2013
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    7 Responses May 28, 2010

    More ^-^ Yet Again..

    That's it for today, I'm tired and dying.
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 20, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    8 Responses May 4, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 12, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 10, 2010
    galaxygurl galaxygurl
    31-35, F
    Nov 12, 2014
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 15, 2010
    ImMichaelJacksonBad ImMichaelJacksonBad
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 20, 2010

    Dunkin Doughnuts

    this happened years ago but i thought it was funny .I was working at dunkin doughnuts late one Friday night had to be about 2:30 am . the place was packed with cops ..go figure ,as i was going to the back to get fresh doughnuts i heard the door open and somebody yelled ..hey look...
    nobodyspecial1973 nobodyspecial1973
    36-40, M
    Nov 21, 2011
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 19, 2010
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 14, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 10, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 8, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 7, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 7, 2010

    But...

    I'm not going to tell you, (sorry) :P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 17, 2012
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 22, 2010
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 20, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    May 7, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Aug 27, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Aug 27, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses May 21, 2010
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 20, 2010
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jun 9, 2010

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