I Know Tequila Is Not My Friend

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

    Tequila Makes Me Want to Fight!

    When only one friend will go out with you if you're drinking the stuff (that includes the guys...wussies) you know tequila is NOT your friend. From what I can remember, I had a good time, but I gave it up for my friends.
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 14, 2008

    Four Shot Rule

    I have a definite 4 shot rule. It works well, cause I know that after 4 shots, there is no end and it hurts so much. I also make sure that I have good quality tequila like 1800 (I wish there was more choice in Australia). I always manage to stick to that rule and there is nothing...
    craiggie craiggie
    41-45, M
    1 Response Nov 27, 2007

    After I Got Drunk Off Of It

    I Call my work that I was sick, for 4 Days!i use to go to work drunk all the time.But Tequila made me sick, it felt like I got a hungover from drinking out of a 100 year old toilet. that's how I learn my limit to, never got drunk over 3 months.
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP
    22-25, M
    Oct 3, 2011


    i know that tequila and i fight miserably when we get together, especially when there are more tequila's then there are mes. however i am a forgiving person and try desperately to get along with most everyone, i mean hell- if i can get along with captain Morgan and Jim beam i...
    lostcancerian lostcancerian
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2008


    Tequila,You're no friend,Of mine,My head,It hurts,My stomach,It's turning,What the hell?Have I done?
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 15, 2011

    No More Tequila For Me

    I drank tequila one time. I was in my mid 20's. There was a bunch of us at a bar and someone started ordering tequila shots late in the night. I don't remember leaving the bar, I don't remember driving home. I woke up in my bed, still had my clothes on, I had the worst pounding...
    chris914 chris914
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 3, 2008

    Tequila Is My Lover....

    ...it's the only thing I can drink and not be sick, get so drunk I pass out or have hangovers with. Our love is mutual      
    deleted deleted
    13 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    It's Not At All..

    It's why the guy pushed his wife off a cliff! Tequiiiiila!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 3, 2010

    Tequila Is Not My Friend

    I love Tequila but it doesnt love me.  It use to make my clothes fall off, but now it seems to make my fists come out.  My husband said I am no longer allowed to have it.  He said I get UNCONTROLABLE.
    uncontrolable uncontrolable
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Mar 18, 2010

    Horrible Memory.

    The first and only time I consumed a large amount of tequila I was in my bed for two days following that, crying and shaking, trying so hard not to throw up.  The pepto helped.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    Feb 23, 2009

    12 Shots

    is my limit....for my 35th birthday i thought i would kick off my new sober life and now i know that Tequila is NOT my friend...there are only two types of Tequila drinkers....those that do and those that used to.
    WindyCityCat WindyCityCat
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 9, 2010

    1 Tequila, 2 Tequila ...

    3 tequila ...FLOOR  Thank god I have no tequila tonight ...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    Feb 22, 2009

    Hide the Patron

    That stuff makes me plum silly!!
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila..floor

    I think i might just down the whole bottle tonight...i'm so bummed...i know i shouldn't be drinking my pain away but i just want to forget about it...tonight i feel like the alcohol will make me happier and i'll forget why i was sad...
    yana1 yana1
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    Its Trying To Kill Ya!!!

    Te-qu-ila   to-kill---ya   if you say it out load and fast, it kind of sounds the same....
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 7, 2009

    It Took Me Throwing Up Black...

    ... tar like liquid for me to realise tequila is defiantly not my friend. I still remember that night. My Partner sat there holding my hair back not saying a word and all I could think was "what is this stuff doing to my body to produce that?" - RDW
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood
    22-25, F
    Dec 18, 2007
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