I Know the Rules For Surviving a Horror Movie

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    There Are Certain Rules That One Must Abide By In Order to Successfully Survive a Horror Movie!

    1. Don't have sex 2. Never Drink or Do Drugs 3. Never under any circumstance say I'll be right back (cuz you won't be right back!) 4. Never babysit on Halloween night 5. If you break the above rule, never invite your boyfriend over 6. Never go check on your friends 7. If...
    alwaysalone alwaysalone
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2008

    try watching nigahiga's "how to survive a

    horror movie" video, it'll show u the rules ;)
    SuccessfulLoser SuccessfulLoser
    22-25, F
    Dec 30, 2013

    Simple

    Always stay together Go out the door not up the stairs! Don't wear revealing clothes Do not under any circumstances have sex Never assume the bad guy is dead Do not go on road trips If you hear spooky music turn back! Beware zooming camera...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    The Characters Who Survive!

    If you find yourself to be stuck in a horror movie, do your best to be any of these characters. 1)The popuar girl with the obnoxious boyfriend who secretly has a crush on the nerdy new guy 2)The nerdy new guy 3)The disgruntled scientist who was drummed out of university/the...
    DarknessCalls DarknessCalls
    41-45, T
    1 Response Apr 4, 2011

    Ok when there's a noise

    and the person goes to "investigate" that dumb person is me. Except I go equipped ready to take on the bastard hiding in the shadows.
    Issima Issima
    31-35, F
    Aug 1, 2015

    6 Easy Steps

    1. If a door opens mysteriously DON'T go through it 2. Avoid dark cellars/rooms 3. Don't got to a house it the middle of nowhere 4. Stay away from graveyards at all costs. 5. If you break down, call a rescue team, don't go wandering into the woods to get directions 6. If it...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    12 Responses Nov 21, 2007

    My Rules.

    Don't go on a trip with a bunch of college friends. Don't answer that phone. Learn not to trip over everything in your path. Avoid crappy roach motels. Do not go camping. Don't pick up a hitchiker. Lock your doors. Don't close your eyes in...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 15, 2009

    Remove

    your high heels before you start running and don't look back!
    RubyTewes RubyTewes
    31-35, F
    Dec 14, 2008

    It's Easy

    .. for females anyway - Just never get breast implants.
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 30, 2008

    Don't be ******* stupid

    and don't trip into nothing. (******* trip over nothing) XD
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 29, 2015
    PanHead1989 PanHead1989
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2015

    Follow Your Instincts

    All addicted horror movie freaks should OBVIOUSLY know this lol you have to be very aware in order to survive *if a cat out of nowhere jumps in front of you - get out of there * don't go out on the woods in the middle of the night * do NOT stay alone always be next to...
    OoLunaoO OoLunaoO
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2011

    I Can Survive a Zombie Attack

    i might not be able to survive all horror movie situations but i kno i can survive a zombie attack first ***** the situation wont be hard the news will be sayng reanimated corpses attackin humans or something youll have a few days to figure it out while it spreads just keep...
    reasercher2008 reasercher2008
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    Stay a virgin.... Check.

    Anyone watching the tv show Scream? I find it pretty amazing
    RandomExistence RandomExistence
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 27, 2015
    AndySiixx AndySiixx
    18-21, M
    Jul 28, 2015

    Why Dont They Just...

    I love horror movies and I love the suspense and sometimes the stupidity of it too lol. but if I ever get into a situation like in some of the movies,,, I hope I empty a clip into the guy and then disembowel him before I check to see if he's dead!! hahaha...
    terie5 terie5
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2008

    well even if its real,

    why would the killer or ghost come to your home ? when millions of people are watching it o.O why choose u outta everyone else.....well i tell mself that haha
    apperentlyicanthavemynameagain apperentlyicanthavemynameagain
    22-25, F
    Jul 28, 2015

    My Tactics

    hahaha these are great. i'll add afew extra 1. if you have a weapon but you see a better one, swap it. theres no use holding onto a stick when nearby you could have a firepoker, a kitchen knife and a pot of boiling water around. there is no shame in having 2 weapons. If you...
    Gomenasi Gomenasi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 7, 2008

    Black People Rule

    First off, I'm not white so this is not racial or anything but many black people joke that they are always the first to go in a horror movie so stay away from the black guy cause Freddy Krueger can't be too far behind. also stay away from the crying white girl that's a wreck...
    cuckyboy4u cuckyboy4u
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jul 12, 2010

    Well I thought I did

    when I was younger haha.. I'd started secondary school, and a friend & I had our first sleepover. These were the days before we knew whether ghosts or whatever were real.. Anyway, we'd started hearing noises upstairs so first thing we thought of doing was going to 'investigate...
    Shar95x Shar95x
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2015

    I Certainly Know a Few.

    1) this is very important: don't be a sl*t. they're always the first to go. 2) always check behind doors. If Silence of the Lambs didn't drill this into you i don't know what will. 3) don't run upstairs to escape your killer. you just got yourself nice and cornered. 4) have...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Nov 21, 2007
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