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I Know Two Cats Who Should Go On Diets

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    I Know Two Cats

    I know two cats,they live down the road,One's Black,The other White,If they don't slow down,The eating that is,One day,I'm sure,They're gonna burst!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 11, 2011

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    They Know Who They Are

    The party is over! They waste too much time sleeping on the sofa.  They have been abusing the catnip. I am searching for a 12 step program!  
    aftermath aftermath 61-65, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2008

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    Chazumi And Kamiko

    My two adorable cats besides my only boy cat Milo, should go on a diet. My fat cat who is like a Russian blue needs to loose a few pounds in order to be spayed but as for my black cat named Chazumi IMO she needs a diet that may help her gain a few pounds.
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    Molly and Zena

    my two oldest cats who are about 4 and 5 yrs old are chunky monkeys! Zena is the biggest. her belly hangs nearly to the floor and her skin shows through her fur because there's not enough to cover her flab. if i don't feed her when she wants the food, she'll throw up when she...
    fordogzsake fordogzsake 36-40, F Jan 8, 2009

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    Fat Pina

    OMG!  That grey and white tabby looks exactly like my 2 year old female tabby named Pina...she is so fat she looks like a penguin when she sits on her hind legs!!
    WinterMountain WinterMountain 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2008

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