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I Know Two Cats Who Should Go On Diets

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    I Know Two Cats

    I know two cats,they live down the road,One's Black,The other White,If they don't slow down,The eating that is,One day,I'm sure,They're gonna burst!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Dec 11, 2011

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    They Know Who They Are

    The party is over! They waste too much time sleeping on the sofa.  They have been abusing the catnip. I am searching for a 12 step program!  
    aftermath aftermath 61-65, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2008

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    Fat Pina

    OMG!  That grey and white tabby looks exactly like my 2 year old female tabby named Pina...she is so fat she looks like a penguin when she sits on her hind legs!!
    WinterMountain WinterMountain 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2008

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    Molly and Zena

    my two oldest cats who are about 4 and 5 yrs old are chunky monkeys! Zena is the biggest. her belly hangs nearly to the floor and her skin shows through her fur because there's not enough to cover her flab. if i don't feed her when she wants the food, she'll throw up when she...
    fordogzsake fordogzsake 36-40, F Jan 8, 2009

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    Chazumi And Kamiko

    My two adorable cats besides my only boy cat Milo, should go on a diet. My fat cat who is like a Russian blue needs to loose a few pounds in order to be spayed but as for my black cat named Chazumi IMO she needs a diet that may help her gain a few pounds.
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    No...no, I don't! I love cats. But.....I do not like one particular cat who comes to hunt birds in my woods. He is very tricky, very sneaky. He raids nests and kills birds for fun...
    meowmermaid meowmermaid 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ok, so today is the 4th of July. Celebrations and fireworks. xD It was funny because we have cats where I live and as soon as fireworks went off, they scattered. They were all...
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Freakin' cats and their selfies... 😓 -_- Lol, hehe
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    They break anything they can, they **** on the floor, they act like the rulers of our house, and they don't come out of hiding at all except to eat and **** on the floor. My mom...
    Annaelaine Annaelaine 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I can't believe my mom I'm so sad I can't believe my mom she's been acting so crazy because she's been smoking so much crack and when she gets high she acts like someone I've never...
    LuvLostSoul LuvLostSoul 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Dollyx10 Dollyx10 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    TrickRTreat17 TrickRTreat17 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    screambloodygore screambloodygore 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    KiddoNSM KiddoNSM 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Cats are like the wealthy. They come for a rub And if not flattered properly. They scratch. And then go look imperial. Will no longer cry If me sees one run over.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Here is double now about a month after his eye removal :) He is healing very well and he is now naughtier lolol I love love him :) Again thanks for those who prayed for his...
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I know a cat that is literally older than me. His name is Panther and he is 16 years old. Human years! his owner is some lady who takes really good care of him. Panther is so cute...
    anonymoussas anonymoussas 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I have two kittens in my basement apartment. And there are alot of spiders! Today Max managed to catch one and not just kill it, but also eat it. Had to google it, apperantly cats...
    Ariana807 Ariana807 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I love cats. I have a black cat and his name is Gio. :D
    anonymoussas anonymoussas 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Street kittens that I feed with the same food as my cats :) I want to keep them but they won't get close to me lol I tried luring them in a cage but they're too smart lol
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    I love my two new kittens. They have been with me a few weeks, and are just so cute!!
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    I absolutely love and adore my two cats they are both females and they are the cutest little things. I call them my kids haha I don't care if people think that's cheesy I don't...
    LuvLostSoul LuvLostSoul 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    some pepole may say im obssed but i just say its a strong bond between me and my cats i mean family (they are famiy)
    LexiMarieTherien LexiMarieTherien 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    Well this young fellow of three years old.. He has just been adopted from a cats home by my parents .. He came from a family who broke up.. The wife had to go live in a flat and...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 17 Responses Jun 24

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    Anyone who owns a cat will love this. lol
    SunnyGirl9 SunnyGirl9 46-50, F 11 Responses Jun 23

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    RosaGoesMeow RosaGoesMeow 18-21, F 6 Responses Jun 23

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    Sweetgirl4u2 Sweetgirl4u2 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 23

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