1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
3. Shopping is...
Everyone has problems in their relationships. I'm no expert but coming from a man's point of view here are some tips if you are trying to save or continue when you are stuck.
-Be quiet more often (harsh but true)
-Don't ***** or gossip to us
-Send sexy pics of ur body, not...