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I Know Where Babies Come From

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    Is anybody from Northern California? :)
    FIeener FIeener 26-30, F 7 Responses Mar 29

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    I'm from a beautiful country called Kenya
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 30

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    WHY is this so hard here to figure out? WOW do people play games. I do a straight search for "I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS" contact them and they TELL me they are in Nebraska...
    Fbaser Fbaser 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I see here people share their stories about families of 7 and more kids, but I come from a family of 5. And I'm the fourth. I have two older sisters, an older brother and a younger...
    demoisellecapulet demoisellecapulet 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    i really dont know where im going in my life, i used to think i will find something in my college but right now im so lost. im an average student in college plus my family wants me...
    deeptastic deeptastic 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I can't say this was my favorite book but definetly one of the most memorable. My grandmother had a book full of short stories that she would read to us when we stayed the night at...
    kayakgirl08 kayakgirl08 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I'm from all over the place Spain, Peru I'm conflicted chile America Italy and Puerto rico and I don't care what you say I will always be proud of who I am and where I'm from...
    teentitansrules teentitansrules 13-15, F Mar 30

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    This might be my last job to live my life, I've worked for 5 different jobs in 5years, after graduating college. Now I am 27, I've dated 4 different wonderful man in a serious...
    27girl 27girl 26-30, F Mar 31

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    I come back here everyday and it does not feel good any more. Wasn't home supposed to be a safe haven? Now, it only feels like an ordinary roof where I stay because that's where my...
    nirvsemp nirvsemp 16-17, F Apr 2

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    I felt incomplete and not up to par last night. I envy and feel as though something is wrong with me when I compare my philosophical understanding to that of my friend. We have...
    laura40404 laura40404 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 1

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    Starting at a very old age we get this idea in our head that we want to be older, because all of our role models are older. Everyone we admire on TV is older than we are and we...
    dreamingoptimist dreamingoptimist 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I've been dating this guy for a week. I know this guy all my life me and my family are friends with his and we used to be childhood friends. But before me and him started dating I...
    cutemonkey cutemonkey 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Just heard on the news of that new social media thing where you can broadcast whatever you're doing from your phone. As if parents weren't suspicious enough.
    lunarsolar36 lunarsolar36 13-15, T Apr 6

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    its not far away to me - years just muddle up together - I hope I am as happy as I feel now maybe happier! That would be great . I want to be healthy and enjoy working out as much...
    blonde10 blonde10 36-40, F Apr 9

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    5 years from now I want an office job
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    I have so much I want to talk about. So much I have never been able to tell anyone because opening up to someone again scares me more now than ever. Even though I have people who...
    SystematicManiac SystematicManiac 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I just noticed i finaly got switched from 13-15 to 16-17. yay!
    human103 human103 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    I don't know if this is how I should be acting, but... I am actually thankful that God gave me this kind of life. I mean, I am thankful that I am from a broken family. why? well...
    hummingtree hummingtree 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    On EP a woman can post something naughty and get 60+ replies. But... If they just post something nice, more often than not, there will only be a handful of comments! However...
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 13 Responses Mar 28

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    I just realized that the way my father treated me is one of my family's biggest secrets and embarrassments. They have all known about it for years. I never knew they did until...
    sacredlotusj sacredlotusj 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    My parents are divorced for about 3 years now. Got a arrange marriage at a young age. It was so bad that i dont even know what the real reason is anymore. Both parents are at fault...
    Ebtitel001 Ebtitel001 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    oh you know, the typical "my parents are divorced story". my dad cheated on my mom when I was younger and then he left us. then he got remarried and cheated on her, but didn't...
    grace375 grace375 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    My family has lots of divorced people. I have no clue who is there and who is just not really family. It's also sad that lots of my family members died from cancer. Yet, I am...
    CutestKitty500 CutestKitty500 22-25 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    i know u should treat everyone good butt if u hate someone is it bad to treat him bad. the problem is i hate someone but he is friends with mine friends but i was friends with him...
    stinkyfaceA stinkyfaceA 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    That's what she said, but that's besides the point. I don't know if its my iPad or the MeToo app, but I haven't been able to open the damn thing. Access through the Mac is far...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    How did you find great husband? I'm lost, I don't know how to live anymore. I hate myself.
    27girl 27girl 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    I would like to be in a relationship, but on my own terms. Lately, any guy who even looks at me is someone my mother suggests I should become romantically involved in. Even a guy...
    awesomefallenangel13 awesomefallenangel13 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    maybe dead :/ or a successful happy person probably not the second
    TheCroissant TheCroissant 18-21, M Apr 9

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