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I Know Where Babies Come From

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    First you send a letter to the cloud people

    and they send a stork 9 months, but they also give free watermelons and cantaloupes, for your mom to eat, then after all that, the stork delivers the baby to the hospital :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 25

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