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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    Where are you from Rep ur city and state!!!!
    LadyBlacc89 LadyBlacc89 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    My parents split up almost 6 years ago and my mom left my dad she said it was because of my dumbass father and she moved in with one of her friends and wouldn't tell my dad where...
    The1infinity The1infinity 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I've just started a new blog at www.colliesjournal.com, talking about my step family experience. Here is one of my stories... According to childwelfare.gov/adoption/stepparent...
    colliesjournal colliesjournal 41-45, F Oct 10

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    My parents were only 16 and 14 when they had me. So they gave me up to my abusive grandparents. My mom soon left from my life and I didn't have contact with her again till I was 14...
    MissJessieGurl MissJessieGurl 18-21, F Oct 12

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    My Father never loved my Mother... He never loved me either. He left us and i know that my mother still loves him and misses him... I kinda do too but i hate him so much. I hate...
    sky1391 sky1391 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 13

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    The child in which I have guardianship of is a teenager male and overweight, how can I help him? I don't want to create insecurities because I know being a teen and body image is...
    OhGK OhGK 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    I never met my father, I live with a drug addict uncle who mooches off of everyone, and steals our stuff to sell, so we have to hide everything valuable but like a fool my...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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         Our society has created this perfect image that we all idolize like its something we all have to be. And look what has become of it. Eating disorders, Anorexia...
    MKM18 MKM18 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 22

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    Mother ran away from my dad many times growing up from abuse. She left us once when I was 6 years old and I told her to take my brother and I with her. She's kept her promise and...
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    My biological parents split when I was 3 years old. I still remember some things from back then. I then lived with my mother (because she gained custody of me after the divorce...
    Noqda Noqda 16-17, M 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I don't even know. It's basically all over the place
    SilentbutSane SilentbutSane 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I love my parents a lot, don't get me wrong, but they are kinda annoying. They are ever nagging, and demand too much. They are very mean, for example, if I do something wrong that...
    yeahmmk yeahmmk 18-21, F Sep 22

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    "Self-worth is so vital to your happiness. If you don't feel good about YOU, it's hard to feel good about anything else" Sandy Hale
    margai margai 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 22

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    I do and one of my sisters does shes 11
    brendan090602 brendan090602 13-15, M Sep 29

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    I do. I had an older brother and younger sister who were overage bedwetters and a younger brother who wet as well, although this stopped sooner for him than for the other three of...
    mikevotesmaybe mikevotesmaybe 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I am the youngest of seven.
    KnightMoves KnightMoves 46-50, M Oct 8

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    I hate fighting with my mom. But sometimes I just feel like she doesn't understand me which is why I left home to live with my relatives. But I feel like I'm annoying them and I...
    laughoutloud201 laughoutloud201 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Helplessness is one of the worst feelings. It is also the feeling I experience when I'm left to sit alone crying as my parents scream at each other about various issues. When I...
    HypoallergenicUnicorn HypoallergenicUnicorn 13-15, F Oct 11

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    That's a understatement.
    TheEmberLeader TheEmberLeader 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    My mom and dad are split up. I got in a fight with my dad, and I don't talk to him, his other two kids (I live with my mom and my sister) and the rest of his family. It's missing...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    It's so ******* annoying hearing my mom and her bf yelling at each other every chance they get.
    burnedmemories burnedmemories 16-17, F Oct 13

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    All of 'em, all students completely female, makes a better learning environment, and of course, not all teachers are female, I have a few male subject teachers, gladly, English...
    TetraZL TetraZL 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    This is for any teenager with separated parents and have to talk to a lawyer Be honest with them don't lie because you are scared of one of your parents because if you live in...
    AlphaAlf13 AlphaAlf13 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    im an only child, my mom and dad would fight and yell at each other and i wish i could say "shut up!" but i couldn't so my parents split and i live with my mom
    KittyLovesCookies KittyLovesCookies 70+, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My past experiences are suppose to make me Stronger because they didn't kill me...but lately they've had me wanting to kill me..
    FishInThe206 FishInThe206 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Dad used to drink so much back when I was younger that he once threatened my mother, younger sister and I with a hand gun once (he is a deputy sheriff), pissed all over family...
    monkeychimp monkeychimp 22-25, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oscar89 Oscar89 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    I live in Yangon, Myanmar (Burma)!!
    SophieSeal SophieSeal 26-30, T 1 Response Sep 22

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    Anyone willing to tutor me for history and maybe the sciences and a fairly basic level my parents won't pay for a tutor coz I go to private school but I'm so behind I just need...
    Il0veandre Il0veandre 13-15, T 1 Response Sep 22

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    Currently lives in Singapore to study , but actually lived in Indonesia since my birth :)
    Saradomin Saradomin 18-21, M Sep 22

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    DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE IF YOUR CHOOSING NOT TO BE IN IT!!!!
    o3118152 o3118152 26-30, M 1 Response