I Know Where Babies Come From

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 200 People

    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle
    1 Response Jun 11, 2008

    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2008

    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    May 7, 2011

    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted
    May 5, 2009


    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

    First you send a letter to the cloud people

    and they send a stork 9 months, but they also give free watermelons and cantaloupes, for your mom to eat, then after all that, the stork delivers the baby to the hospital :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 25, 2015

    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 17, 2007

    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris
    26-30, F
    Mar 17, 2008

    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2008

    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Nov 26, 2009

    I was watching The Walton's the other day,

    and there was a conversation about babies. According to The Walton's, babies come from a doctor's bag!! What's were you told or the funniest thing you heard about where babies come from?
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Aug 12, 2015

    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 5, 2009


    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover
    18-21, F
    Oct 16, 2009
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