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I Know Where Babies Come From

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 56-60, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    First you send a letter to the cloud people

    and they send a stork 9 months, but they also give free watermelons and cantaloupes, for your mom to eat, then after all that, the stork delivers the baby to the hospital :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 25, 2015

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    I was watching The Walton's the other day,

    and there was a conversation about babies. According to The Walton's, babies come from a doctor's bag!! What's were you told or the funniest thing you heard about where babies come from?
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2015

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 7 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    I'm from New Jersey. And contrary to popular belief, it's a beautiful state!Now I live in California though... which is probably more beautiful :P
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    I am from Brooklyn, NYC... but will be leaving once the opportunity comes.
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    geminigirl54 geminigirl54 36-40, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Leeds, England. Lol yes don't hate me. Horsforth was the best *memories* I moved a lot within England, so, yup.. The ones I remember living in include (but are not limited to...
    AC1225 AC1225 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    i m from morocco but my mind lives in usa
    SEDDIKMBM SEDDIKMBM 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    My parents are Egyptian. I was born there but I was raised and lived my entire life in NYC. So I consider myself American more than Egyptian. Plus, I've never seen or bothered to...
    GetMilesAway GetMilesAway 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I am from Southeast Alaska.
    PJSailor PJSailor 66-70, M 3 days ago

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    i m from Casablanca, Morocco
    RafYassine RafYassine 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I'm from the south of England
    Draagus Draagus 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Im from helsinki, finland :-)
    lilliputti lilliputti 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Greetings from the ghost town - Knockemstiff, Ohio! I'm a Florida boy, but moved a lot. I've finally settled in the Buckeye state with my "river rat" Cincy-gal wife, two Maine...
    SSKyleRedd SSKyleRedd 46-50, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I live in Hawaii and love it!
    kayesaye kayesaye 26-30, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I am from Long Island, NY but I live in NC now
    Craftylady23 Craftylady23 46-50, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    so many weird wants....I didn't think I'd ever know this much XD but if you wanna know this site is definitely the place! XD
    PoetryApocolypse PoetryApocolypse 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Hi is anyone from western PA?
    Tim15601 Tim15601 56-60, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Change... I hate change. When something changes it's always bad for me, from being left and getting heartbroken and still trying to get over that, getting what I have worked hard...
    IWillGo IWillGo 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    When you're pushed there is a place to stop and push back. You draw the line when you know you are right. God, family, country. There's no back up at that line. I wish to say thank...
    bigmountain1 bigmountain1 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    You know it is not all about how beautiful you look and how attractive you are, although it is a plus... It is what makes you a person that other people want to be around is what...
    theonlymaster theonlymaster 70+, M 6 days ago

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    I left the bad marriage, i'm trying to rebuild my life, trying to get my papers done, but this is only the first step and so i have no clue where i will be in 5 years but i hope it...
    ElvenLady ElvenLady 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I'm banking on it being California again.
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