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I Know Where Babies Come From

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 8 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    One of my favorite teachers was my 3rd grade teacher. She was really good with us. How she was, was like she disaplined us not to laugh at people. She was really good but at the...
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    I'm coming from and living in Germany :)
    BiNiceBoy BiNiceBoy 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    I remember when I was like 13 or 14. A student from I think 9th grader tried to rob me. He was way taller than and he acted like he was friends with me as we walk. He punched me...
    Overdrive18 Overdrive18 18-21, M Mar 11

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    It was only chaotic on special occasions, but not as chaotic as it would be at ridge don't know exactly why all they had to do was use common sense to run things but they couldn't...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T Mar 16

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    Don't get me wrong I know worst ones exist but my family is completely nutty or dumb they are all waste of life I just want to be on my own **** society **** money **** everything...
    RatxInxAxCage RatxInxAxCage 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    My mom- She is perhaps the least Bohemian, but she was always kinda the black sheep of her family, until more recently, her sister was outcasted from our family for being a...
    OqSydSchizo16 OqSydSchizo16 36-40, M Mar 1

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    On EP a woman can post something naughty and get 60+ replies. But... If they just post something nice, more often than not, there will only be a handful of comments! However...
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 12 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am from a family of six boys and two girls all blood
    McBiscuit McBiscuit 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    i dont know if i should take a chance on beating depression or letting it beat me instead.
    tearsofwishes tearsofwishes 16-17, F Mar 4

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    So I'm going back to work on reduced hours and since the store I work in don't have a shift with those set hours for me for the next week I'm being sent to the next town's store...
    oliibaba oliibaba 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    I am a girl! I know my profile says male but it was an accedent and idk how to change it if you "need" me to prove it I will
    spaz840 spaz840 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    want to go East, cross the ocean to the Caspian Sea. If I can go there next year it will be perfect. This year I am returning to Mexico for the third time, hopefully turning my...
    GJTF GJTF 22-25, M Mar 16

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    i know u should treat everyone good butt if u hate someone is it bad to treat him bad. the problem is i hate someone but he is friends with mine friends but i was friends with him...
    stinkyfaceA stinkyfaceA 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Rebirth of a wandering soul. In the raging silence of shadows against the wall Her soul escapes as the windows of sadness rip her open with a storm of tears And as she closes her...
    blommetjies blommetjies 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    the painful to the glorious. I couldn't hide my soul anymore than I can hide the Eiffel Tower.
    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F Mar 11

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    I faced it. I just faced it, when you feel the moment that you always dream through a dream or a deep thought, it's just a minute but the beauty of the moment will just leave...
    AlphaLion AlphaLion 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Remember me I'm the question. Remember me I'm the answer. Remember me I'm the thought. Remember me I'm the saying. Remember me I'm the idea. Remember me I'm the implementation...
    AlphaLion AlphaLion 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I wish I had a shoulder to cry on
    MelvinJ MelvinJ 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 3

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    I used to wake up in the mornings and try to convince myself everything would be fine. I would prove myself wrong every single day.
    girlalive girlalive 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    15 15 my mom dies in a hospital 15 I am in the mental hospital 15 my dads drinking again 14 I ran away 14 Dad got mad hit my brother and started yelling at my sister 14...
    sealare sealare 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    I'm new, and this is my first post. my mom is distance and emotionless. my father is in jail for murder. my brother used to abuse me. my sister and mother emotionally abuse me. we...
    dayshagillespie dayshagillespie 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 6

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    So I guess I wrote too long of an experience and it won't let me post it.. its about my life so if you guys want to read it heart this and I'll inbox you. If you will even let me...
    Letitbe97 Letitbe97 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 7

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    I probably do Not have it as bad as others. My mom and dad still talk and do things... It fells odd tho being the oldest out of four children. My dad has married twice now and it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 7

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    You mooch everything you can get your grubby little fingers on. You have a life to be envied you little freeloader.
    LifeIsBeatingMe LifeIsBeatingMe 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 14

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