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I Know Where Babies Come From

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    I was watching The Walton's the other day,

    and there was a conversation about babies. According to The Walton's, babies come from a doctor's bag!! What's were you told or the funniest thing you heard about where babies come from?
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Yea... I Have a Clue...

    ...and it's not the stork...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 5, 2009

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    I Know

    Me   (That's all I wanted to say but apparently that's not enough information to be help for any of you. Sorry I can't be of more assistance.)
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2008

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    Costco

    Check out the video I embedded to the topic. I saw the video on youtube, so cute. This little boy tells the truth. : ) LoL
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F Oct 16, 2009

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    In My Mothers Words...

    (i was 4 when i first asked...) When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they.... err.... give each other a special type of hug and a baby grows! 9 months later it comes out. i assumes through the place you pee from... it wasnt a nice image...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F Mar 18, 2008

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    3 Minutes to Many Hours...

    Of wishing, hoping and poking at the "front hole". :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Cabbage Right?

    And the logo is so cute makes you want to have one.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    Dad Says...

    "That damned stork surprised us with you!"
    debmichelle debmichelle 36-40 1 Response Jun 11, 2008

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    Wal-mart, Right???

    You can get anything else at Wal-Mart; so of course that's where babies come from!!!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris 26-30, F Mar 17, 2008

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    #$@#%

    A place, that people now have classified as offensive in general use, but I think they forget that they themselves are a result of the existance of that place and its one of the most sacred acts of humam civilization that we have degraded to the limit and made it obscene.
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 10, 2009

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    I Know Where You Came From.

    You were a baby.&You came out of your mom's vagina.Grosssssss! :D
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F May 7, 2011

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    If They Say So, Then It's Right

    After an awkward lunchtime discussion this is where my class think babies come from. I believe each and every single one of them. Kerri: Like a flower, the seed and the pollen mix inside your mummy's tummy and it grows like a flower. James: The stork delivers them. Charlotte...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 7 Responses Nov 26, 2009

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    Of Course - Because I Was Part of Making One...

    ...and those that feel that this is obscene or evil I ask you only one thing - well, you more than likely have kids, (most religious hypocrites do) so what's the big deal?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 5, 2009

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    First you send a letter to the cloud people

    and they send a stork 9 months, but they also give free watermelons and cantaloupes, for your mom to eat, then after all that, the stork delivers the baby to the hospital :P
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    Pick Me... I Know

    Not sure how old I was when I came to this conclusion but I remember my friends talking about and sitting there all proud. One said I think daddy puts his peepee on mommy. My reply was yes but then he has to pee on her and you get a baby! I was so proud that I new that answer...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 17, 2007

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    My Aunt Lied!!

    I was about 9, or 10, I asked my favorite Aunt how babies came out.  She told me that you have to sit on the commode, and just when the baby is coming out you have to reach down, catch  the baby before it falls in the commode,LOL!!!  Of course, I was all...
    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 23, 2008

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    but i know she is better where she is right now (she ran away), nd we are still in constant contact, should i betray her and tell someone or let her live her life?
    paigecropsey paigecropsey 13-15, F 8 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    the divorce of my mom and dad was 10 years ago they cant stand each other i hated my life since then i dont how much i will stay strong and face my real life
    adhambouokde adhambouokde 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I don't know if I forgive my family. I don't know if I have the strength to say it's ok what you did to me and my sister. I don't know if I'm accepting enough to tell you I'm ok...
    charmen95 charmen95 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm 16, I have 8 siblings and 2 half siblings, I feel so insignificant
    joslynmay4 joslynmay4 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I can't wait till I turn 18 so I can finally leave my family. Nobody understands what it's like
    joslynmay4 joslynmay4 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    It took decades. He is 83 and I'll be 60. It took this long to be this close. My father and me haven't been together really since he left us in the sixties. I forgave years ago...
    jaymepopejoy jaymepopejoy 56-60, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Listening to Where's your head at? - BassmentJaxx
    Zenable1 Zenable1 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My parents have been on and off 4 or 5 times threw my life. I got used to it after a while.
    sbell88 sbell88 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I hate staying at my moms house. There is nothing fun to do, no shooting video games are allowed, nothing that involves making things from materials other than paper and glue, and...
    stewartgreen stewartgreen 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My father and mother divorced, my mom moved away with her new husband and they have a new kid. I have no one in a new country, I have no family, no one. I have no friends and I...
    goodbyemylastsummer goodbyemylastsummer 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    It's a bad feeling when you feel all alone in this big world what do you have if you don't have family
    ImJustANobody ImJustANobody 26-30, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    My name is Sebastian, I am a 16y kid from Europe and I live together with 2 alcoholic parents. It affects me very much and they don't give me the support I need. Now I'm in high...
    Sebastian10 Sebastian10 26-30, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    if it ain't broke don't fix it but my family was cracked then it smashed
    thedevilsfavouritedemon thedevilsfavouritedemon 41-45, M a week ago

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    My family is in pieces, mum made me leave my siblings when I turned 11 and move to be with my dad, but he never wanted me, and now I live with never being good enough for him, and...
    4alex442 4alex442 16-17, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    It was broke the day it began.
    Nest38 Nest38 36-40, M a week ago

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    I mainly grew up living with my grandmother ...
    ToopeBy ToopeBy 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    My mom separated from my dad when I was in high school. It was supposed to be time apart so that they can later fix things. Instead he lied and kept his new wife hidden from us...
    IDreamofPeace IDreamofPeace 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    My mother and father split when I was 3 years old (I'm 42 now). In those days there was little one could do about child custody and in lieu of support payments my mother moved my...
    chevyjase chevyjase 41-45, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    My dad and I have these heart to hearts often because I'm the only one that he likes and can talk to, and every time he tells me something else ****** up about my childhood that I...
    urigagarin urigagarin 18-21, F a week ago

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    I just wish my mom wasn't so abusive... Mentally abusive.. Every single day, she makes me feel so stupid.
    recovering97 recovering97 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 25

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    I honestly don't. . . but I know that if I'm still alive it'll be somewhere good :D I'm pretty sure about that
    rickfreeman15 rickfreeman15 16-17 Aug 25

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    Maybe Chicago, maybe Vegas, maybe Ann Arbor, maybe Seattle, maybe San Fransisco, maybe NYC, maybe Miami, maybe Toronto.. I have NO clue and it stresses me out a bit to be honest...
    BunheadSalamander BunheadSalamander 16-17, F Aug 24

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    I'm at the point of my life that I feel like I shouldn't have so called friends anymore. How can u be someones friend when u barely want to hangout? I'm not a talkative person, nor...
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I really want to kill myself. My life is going on horribly. My mother has psychotic depression, she has been on an affair for 9 years & has just recently stopped after being...
    mangoseed mangoseed 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 22

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    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F Aug 21

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    Hi guys, today is massive day for me. My Mum and Dad split up when I was very young. My dad was in the army most of my first years so I never really saw him. When he finished his...
    TinkerbellTia TinkerbellTia 18-21, F 16 Responses Aug 19

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