I Know Who Jay and Silent Bob Are

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    Snooch to the Muthaf***in Nooch

    My best friend and I are the slightly less 'special' versions of Jay and Silent Bob. I rock the Jay character, and I kick *** at it. Allow me: Hey baby, ever have your *** hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat!? See? I told ya! Snoogins.  Kevin Smith is a freaking...
    EricS EricS
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Sep 25, 2008

    Jason Mewes Is Hot.

    Or so I used to think... I mean, his character Jay is hot. I think it's the rude, crude attitude that does it for me. All I know is that if someone called me "Boo Boo Kitty ****" I'd practically drop my drawers right then and there. "Now who's stupid, you...
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    7 Responses Oct 23, 2008

    Started With Mall Rats

    It was a dark and stormy night.... gloom and doom everywhere. My good friend puts on Mallrats... the clouds part, the sun shines down from above and angels sing. I was then and forever hooked on Jay and Silent Bob. I have seen all the movies. I especially likes Dogma and Jay...
    PHSensei PHSensei
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Dec 20, 2008
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