I Know You Are But What Am I

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    seriously, what am i?? i know who you are. and what you are. i know what you can do. and i know you dont really care. ****, you even know. but what the hell am i. where the **** does that leave me. why am i here?    
    asdflkjghlove asdflkjghlove
    18-21, F
    Mar 11, 2008

    II've always loved this retort,

    in the best traditions of such classic comebacks as:So's yer old man (yes, that's "yer", not"your"--for optimum effect.)Your mom wears combat boots (in 'the dozens' traditionallythis will only get you killed if it's TRUE.)I don't MAKE trash, I BURN it (the only possible reply...
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