I Know You Can't Fix Stupid

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    Some People, They Have Trouble, Don't They??

    I work in a very busy bingo hall, and certain nights, we offer either a free book of tickets, or a paid for set The prize money on the free tickets is minimal, whilst the paid for ones, give a lot higher prize monies So imagine, if you can, what I thought, when a customer asked...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    Dec 15, 2012

    Too Stupid

    I know if we got rid of the word stupid something would come along to take its place.  My wife has jury duty  and my son was teasing her and saying "she was too stupid to get out of jury duty"  It is an old joke and most everybody laughs, I just don't think it is...
    gettinsum1 gettinsum1
    56-60, M
    Feb 4, 2010

    So Stupid!!

    OMG! The husband kept talking to this weirdo guy and his weirdo chick outside the convenience store. I so wanted to get out of there. Both of them totally looked like they had major meth mouth and the guy had a long pinky fingernail to boot! I couldn't believe the husband...
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat
    41-45, F
    Oct 10, 2012

    You can't fix stupid

    but you can numb it with a hammer
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 8, 2015

    It's Called "Survival of the Fittest" For a Reason

    There are times when I wish we could time warp people to the stone age. I can't believe certain people are allowed to live because they are so stupid. I feel like a natural disaster should have wiped them out already.
    immaheidi immaheidi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 20, 2009

    Smh... OHHHH if only you could.

    The world- and your face would be a much better place. Wait! No, leave your face out of it.
    deademotion11 deademotion11
    22-25, M
    Jul 4, 2015

    Just Avoid..or Run

    I've tried fixing, multiple times...   usually i just get sick of it and tell them to **** off...   If they follow RUN LIKE THE ******* WIND..   Works for me
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 26, 2009

    At Least Try ~ Just a Little

    People spend hours watching the same broadcast about a celebrity's clothing, addictions, downfall or demise.  Most of those same people don't give a wit about what is going on with their government unless a particular individual is involved in a scandal. ...
    aftermath aftermath
    61-65, F
    7 Responses Jul 20, 2009

    You Can't Fix Stupid

    YOU SIMPLY CANNOT
    Thought1 Thought1
    22-25
    4 Responses Sep 6, 2009

    There Are More And More

    out there all the time. In working in my field I see a lot of things that are brilliant in design and purpose and others that just make you wonder WTF????? There are those people out there that can make and design things that are fantasticly simple and sublime which fill a...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Oct 19, 2009

    I think all warning labels are the root cause

    of our society's decline. I know you can't fix stupid but if we remove all the warning labels we can let nature take care of itself. I really hate to say it..... but most have thought it.... Stupidity won't breed if we remove the labels. I know children may suffer but I...
    nomad1966 nomad1966
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2013

    Bore Dumb

    we may never be able to fix stupid but a 2X4 will numb it for awhile. give to person as needed.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

    Total Fucktard Syndrome

    We are currently being faced with a worldwide epidemic. Chances are, you know someone with Total Fucktard Syndrome. Be forwarned that this illness is highly contagious. Some individuals report physically feeling their IQ drop just by talking to an affected individual. However...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 1, 2012

    Can You?

    I'm a jill of all trades, master of a few.  My friends make fun of my tool collection, I like tools and have quite a collection for a woman.  But I think the best tool is your brain, and it's always good to keep it exercised.  You can learn how to do just about...
    looneylulu looneylulu
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2009
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