I Lampoon Country And Western Songs

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    "I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go

    Bowling" I met her in a treehouse poppin' uppers; I can still recall that creepy smile she wore; She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; She asked me if I'd have my rash forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But...
    puck61 puck61
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    2 Responses May 13, 2014
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