I Laugh At Bad Jokes Because They Are Bad

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    A guy walks into a bar

    and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?" The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!" The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 14, 2015

    How do you catch a polar bear?

    First you go to the artic and dig a big hole in the ice. Next, you dump a can of peas into the hole. Then, you hide and wait. Finally, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole. (Have to say that last line out loud to really get it)
    jacob3171 jacob3171
    22-25, M
    Mar 22, 2016

    I'm the person who can barely get the joke out

    because it's just too damn funny in my head. I've also come up with lots of ****** jokes myself. I think I'm hilarious. Anyway, my favorite "bad joke" is "Are you made of Sulfur, Tungsten, and Silver? Because you got SWAG!" lol. Total nerd here. I'm even smiling as I type out...
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    Feb 15, 2015
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