I Laugh At Crappy Chat Up Lines

Share your corny lines.. Give us a giggle! 14 People

    Nice Try But Seriously, No.

    Some of my faves: "I like your top but it would go better on my bedroom floor" "There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it" "You're like a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you" "I'm playing pull a pig but I've decided to break the...
    Sum1calledMe Sum1calledMe
    22-25, F
    Nov 5, 2012

    Here are a few chat up lines I have heard

    online, some funny and others just. ...!??! You are so beautiful that angels feel ugly next to you (Said by someone who has never seen what I look like) You ever thought about being a prostitute because you would make loads. I know I would pay! (Wow, I feel so special now...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Jul 11, 2014
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