I Laugh At Some Pick Up Lines

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    Next time you hit the club,

    just lean against the bar counter and catch the eye of someone and say, "Gurl you're so hot that if you ate bread, you would poop toast."
    jeanzie jeanzie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 20, 2015

    I lost my phone number.

    .. Can I have your's?
    Orangerocket Orangerocket
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Feb 26, 2016

    Pick Up Lines That Mad Me Blush Or Laugh.

    :D Pick lines that made me blush and laugh: 1. Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. 2. Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you show me how to get to your heart. 3. Can you please turn off your cell phone? Because your eyes keep calling me. 4. You...
    mikanippon mikanippon
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Oct 24, 2012
    jeanzie jeanzie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2015

    I'm sure everyone has heard the saying.

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ? The girl said THAT PICK UP LINE IS NOT GONNA WORK ON ME. He says-I wasn't trying to pick u up I was just asking cause ur face is all F up . Lol
    Ilyme Ilyme
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 29, 2014
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