I Laugh Over Spilled Milk

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    On The Ground

    So I hear an, "OH NO!!! I MURDERED YOUR MILK!!! HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?!?" And get out of the car to see a trail of milk forming in the library parkinglot. She had murdered our milk, and the trail led directly to her. Due to the fact that it looked more like a bad crime scene than...
    SongsFromTheSoul SongsFromTheSoul
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 17, 2012

    In My Lap.

    getting out of a friends van, and what happens? a gollon of milk fell out, still in the bag, and busted everywhere. iin the library parking lot. then i picked it up to throw it away, turned it sideways, and dumped about a quarter of it on my lap. now i have around 3 hours to sit...
    monsterwithinme monsterwithinme
    18-21, F
    Jan 17, 2012
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