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I Laugh When Guys Say They Have a Large Package

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 22 People

    If I Had a Nickel For Ever Time I Thought – I Bet She Thinks I Have a Big Package.

    Hello! When I am checking out at the dollar store the clerk usually greets me by saying, “high big guy”. I like to think that the reason she calls me big guy is because she is presuming that a guy like me would have a big package. Once I heard her say, “high...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 28, 2008

    Sometimes You Can’t Lie So You Got to Make Excusses.

    When ever I am towelling off at the gym and somebody looks at me I always say  - what I just had a cold shower.  
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    1 Response May 19, 2008

    Why I Made This.... and Story 1

     I just thought this was gonna be a really funny group to come up with. I'm gonna write couple different stories here. A few are true (I will not use real names) and some are totally fake. But all totally funny!!!! And some jokes along with it too!!!   Story 1) This...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    May 20, 2008
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