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    Cause of Death"Patient laid down the boogie

    and played that funky music til he died"
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    A woman decides to have a facelift

    for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 15 Responses May 27

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    Sister Myotis discussing thong panties.

    ..sorry guys but she cracks me up! 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Apr 4

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 2 Responses May 7

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    Bill and Mandy get married,

    on their honeymoon they go to the world's fare, there Bill sees helicopter rides for 50 dollars. He says to Mandy" hey lets go for a ride." Mandy replies " no Bill 50 dollars is 50 dollars". Every year on their anniversary they return to the world's fare, and every year Bill...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 5 Responses May 27

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man,

    went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 4 Responses May 27

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    It's encouraging to know

    that some things will never change...still can't understand why the guy would want to block me??? Johndee85 57 mins ago: Hey you ok? Can I tell you a secret? Me 51 mins ago: God....really???? Sure.... nothing will surprise me today. Johndee85 51 mins ago: My girlfriend is out...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses May 20

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    I am in absolutely no way making any type of

    political statement with this...it's just funny has hell to me!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    Finding humor in the realization

    that I'm laying in bed having a difficult day and I'm watching The Dark Ages on the history channel. Just...wow
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 9

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    I wish I could apologize

    for my political incorrectness on this but I just can't do it....this just cracked me up!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    a guy named bob took a shower with bubbles !

    !!! guess what ? ................ bubbles is a man.
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F May 23

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 1 Response May 16

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    Does this guy not understand

    that I don't want to speak to him -_- ?
    KaiyaSantana KaiyaSantana 16-17, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I was perusing the EP questions

    and there was one by someone 18-21 years old about a crush they had "back in high school" OH MY WORD I FEEL OLD!!! I can barely remember back high school, let alone who a crush was.... Will someone please stop this ride...I am SO ready to get off!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 11

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    So my boyfriend decided to cook

    for me and Saff. He made seafood soup and as soon as sapphire tried it she spat it back in the bowl and was like " ew wtf is this " you should of seen the look on his face omg. Im literally in tears😂😂😂lmfao.
    KaiyaSantana KaiyaSantana 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    The Other Guys Quote Will Ferrall: hey,

    I didn't know you could dance Mark Wahlburg: we use to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids, show them how queer they were ok?
    skipthechi skipthechi 26-30, M Mar 26

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    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning.

    ... To find a Tesco's had been built next to his home.... An unexpected item in the Baggins area !!!!!!!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M May 14

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    A man comes down for breakfast sees his wife

    drinking coffee and reading her paper, pouring him a cup of coffee he starts a conversation. .You know 20 years ago I had a crappy car, small cramped house, lot of debt, with little money, and a dead end job the only upside to that was I got to go to bed every night with a...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 7 Responses May 27

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    I would like to introduce my EPeeps to Sister

    Myotis. Now, if you live in the south, you will know someone like this and they are the best cooks and huggers on the planet!!And...if she doesn't crack you up I need to rethink you being in my circle! ; )   
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    This never dawned on me

    but it's absolutely true!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F May 13

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    CRACKED ME UP!!! It just dawned on my

    why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet...nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family, Helen Thelma, Lou, Clara... in fact, the only one married was Otis and he...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 4 Responses May 22

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses May 22

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    Oh my word....apparently my world has been too

    serious for too long...I have a bad case of the giggles.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses May 22

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    ''Right now I am trying to make friends out of

    Facebook while applying the same principles. So every day I walk in the street, tell people what I ate, how I feel, what I did and will do next. I also listen to the conversations of others and tell them ''I Like!'' I even poke them! And it works! I now already have three...
    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    For those who may not know,

    it is turkey hunting season in my state and hubs is feeding his addiction this morning. If you are not familiar with this particular type of hunting, this video pretty much nails it... Lord love a redneck!  
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 24

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F Jun 3

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 16-17, F May 18, 2014

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    She was a disaster when she arrived at my doorstep, completely soaked by the rain. Her green umbrella lay open at her feet, its structure bent awkwardly and unable to close...
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    a senior citizen kept smiling at me today when I was having brunch at my favourite juice bar. I quickly focused on reading my script for an audition on my laptop, pretending not to...
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    I don't worry about my incontinence any more in fact I like being incontinent. Somehow it defines me. I like having to wear nappies. If someone has a problem with it then it is for...
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    A friend of mine posted this and if live to spread the thread. You want to kill yourself? It’s 10:53 pm on a Sunday night. You’ve already said goodnight to your parents and...
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