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    This would definitely be my version

    as well ! πŸ˜©πŸ˜‹
    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 1 Response May 24, 2014

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.Β  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 1 hr ago

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    Bill and Mandy get married,

    on their honeymoon they go to the world's fare, there Bill sees helicopter rides for 50 dollars. He says to Mandy" hey lets go for a ride." Mandy replies " no Bill 50 dollars is 50 dollars". Every year on their anniversary they return to the world's fare, and every year Bill...
    angeleyes4urpleasure angeleyes4urpleasure 41-45, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's encouraging to know

    that some things will never change...still can't understand why the guy would want to block me??? Johndee85 57 mins ago: Hey you ok? Can I tell you a secret? Me 51 mins ago: God....really???? Sure.... nothing will surprise me today. Johndee85 51 mins ago: My girlfriend is out...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses May 20

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    This never dawned on me

    but it's absolutely true!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F May 13

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 2 Responses May 7

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    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 2 Responses May 31, 2014

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    A woman goes to a fortune teller

    and says: - You know there 2 guys John and Jake. I like them both. They both are always around and love me. I just don't know which to choose. Can you see into the future and tell me which one will be the "lucky" guy? The fortune teller moving her hands in circles above the...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 4 days ago

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Mar 13

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    a guy named bob took a shower with bubbles !

    !!! guess what ? ................ bubbles is a man.
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F May 23

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    I was perusing the EP questions

    and there was one by someone 18-21 years old about a crush they had "back in high school" OH MY WORD I FEEL OLD!!! I can barely remember back high school, let alone who a crush was.... Will someone please stop this ride...I am SO ready to get off!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 11

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 1 Response May 16

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    Sister Myotis discussing thong panties.

    ..sorry guys but she cracks me up! 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Apr 4

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man,

    went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what...
    angeleyes4urpleasure angeleyes4urpleasure 41-45, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wideπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii 13-15, F May 18, 2014

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    This is soooooo wwrrroooonnnggg!

    I accidentally fart in the car and they send me this :DROFL!!
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    I would like to introduce my EPeeps to Sister

    Myotis. Now, if you live in the south, you will know someone like this and they are the best cooks and huggers on the planet!!And...if she doesn't crack you up I need to rethink you being in my circle! ; )   
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 5 Responses May 22

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    For those who may not know,

    it is turkey hunting season in my state and hubs is feeding his addiction this morning. If you are not familiar with this particular type of hunting, this video pretty much nails it... Lord love a redneck!  
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 24

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses May 22

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    A man comes down for breakfast sees his wife

    drinking coffee and reading her paper, pouring him a cup of coffee he starts a conversation. .You know 20 years ago I had a crappy car, small cramped house, lot of debt, with little money, and a dead end job the only upside to that was I got to go to bed every night with a...
    angeleyes4urpleasure angeleyes4urpleasure 41-45, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 16-17, F May 18, 2014

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    Cause of Death"Patient laid down the boogie

    and played that funky music til he died"
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    Finding humor in the realization

    that I'm laying in bed having a difficult day and I'm watching The Dark Ages on the history channel. Just...wow
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 9

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    Then I laughed even harder

    because it is SO true!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Mar 11

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    Oh my word....apparently my world has been too

    serious for too long...I have a bad case of the giggles.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response May 22

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    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 3 Responses Apr 14

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    ''Right now I am trying to make friends out of

    Facebook while applying the same principles. So every day I walk in the street, tell people what I ate, how I feel, what I did and will do next. I also listen to the conversations of others and tell them ''I Like!'' I even poke them! And it works! I now already have three...
    Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts Ilovetohearmostofyourthoughts 70+, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    The Other Guys Quote Will Ferrall: hey,

    I didn't know you could dance Mark Wahlburg: we use to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids, show them how queer they were ok?
    skipthechi skipthechi 26-30, M Mar 26

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 16

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    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning.

    ... To find a Tesco's had been built next to his home.... An unexpected item in the Baggins area !!!!!!!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M May 14

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    A woman decides to have a facelift

    for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 15 Responses 6 days ago

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M Oct 18, 2014

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    OMG I like never post but this is a good place to get embarrassing stories off your chest so whatever... Anyway, today I was hanging with four of my friends and one, "Casey," was...
    heymanwhatsup heymanwhatsup 18-21, F 4 Responses May 5

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    I have done this so many times I bust out laughing some of my friends think am mental.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 May 5

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    Ever been "insulted" for having a style different to the in thing? One that threatens the poor minds of lowerschoolers and closed minded people alike? Lol, well I currently do. My...
    moonscapemonoxide moonscapemonoxide 18-21, F May 14

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    Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response a week ago

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    You told me you regret doing it afterwards and that if I cut myself for him cutting himself, I would regret it. Its kinda funny because I never regret it, in fact, I wanna cut...
    ShiningSkies ShiningSkies 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Hospital Regulations: Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    My MIL is passive-aggressive, controlling, two-faced, hypocritical, manipulative person. When I first met her, she was wonderful; big personality, loving, and outgoing...Until she...
    NoMorePainNoMoreGuilt NoMorePainNoMoreGuilt 31-35, F 10 Responses May 25