I Laughed At This

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    Well everyone is so happy

    that the weekend is near and Fridays just a couple hours away... Then I walk in and say to everyone I have no school my weekend is now :) that's right no school I get to be free a day earlier
    MerpR MerpR
    16-17, F
    May 22, 2014

    LOL

    *** is an ***. LOL...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Sep 29, 2008
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Jun 5, 2013
    Sinfool13 Sinfool13
    18-21, M
    Oct 18, 2014

    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wide😂😂
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii
    13-15, F
    May 18, 2014

    Texts between Tiffany

    and I. "Kelly wants to go ice skating tonight too. Want to?" "I'll look stupid!" "No, you won't. If you can roller skate, or rollerblade in your instance, you will be fine." "What does it consist of? Do I need high socks? Do fat people ice skate?" "You're so cute when you...
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 10, 2014

    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 3, 2011

    Bill and Mandy get married,

    on their honeymoon they go to the world's fare, there Bill sees helicopter rides for 50 dollars. He says to Mandy" hey lets go for a ride." Mandy replies " no Bill 50 dollars is 50 dollars". Every year on their anniversary they return to the world's fare, and every year Bill...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 27, 2015

    Apparently....

    .....genocide is the answer to third world debt, the cure for aids and everything else that is dragging the rest of the developed countries down..     hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Dec 22, 2008

    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning.

    ... To find a Tesco's had been built next to his home.... An unexpected item in the Baggins area !!!!!!!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    May 14, 2015

    The Other Guys Quote Will Ferrall: hey,

    I didn't know you could dance Mark Wahlburg: we use to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids, show them how queer they were ok?
    skipthechi skipthechi
    26-30, M
    Mar 26, 2015

    a guy named bob took a shower with bubbles !

    !!! guess what ? ................ bubbles is a man.
    kazzicat kazzicat
    16-17, F
    May 23, 2015

    Hahah this is too cute.

    I love when he says, "Just give her a second."  
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor
    22-25, F
    Feb 8, 2014

    A man comes down for breakfast sees his wife

    drinking coffee and reading her paper, pouring him a cup of coffee he starts a conversation. .You know 20 years ago I had a crappy car, small cramped house, lot of debt, with little money, and a dead end job the only upside to that was I got to go to bed every night with a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses May 27, 2015

    I laughed at this! Because I have experienced

    it.... But I wasn't the one with the headache. This can be perceived as a joke, but it's a way too common occurrence in relationships. When, someone you care about or love tells you that they have a headache way too many times, your initial response is of concern of your...
    holgado holgado
    31-35, F
    Jul 25, 2015

    My Exam Paper!!

    First let me tell you about the subject and paper pattern since past 11 years. This suject is power system practice and design- offered in 4th year of engineering. 70 marks theory paper. Now, they always asked 21 mark numerical related to capacities of different equipment in...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1
    22-25, F
    Dec 10, 2008

    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler
    70+, F
    7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

    thought Y'all might get a chuckle outta this

    https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 13, 2015

    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 9, 2012

    I was flying for work

    and decided to park my vehicle and take a shuttle to the terminal. I was the only person on the bus and the driver struck up a conversation with me. He was probably in his 70's. This was his something to do job. A nice man he was talking about his 30 years in the military and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 30, 2015

    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 30, 2013

    Morris, an 82 year-old man,

    went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 27, 2015

    This is soooooo wwrrroooonnnggg!

    I accidentally fart in the car and they send me this :DROFL!!
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i
    70+, M
    2 Responses Feb 11, 2015
    Sinfool13 Sinfool13
    18-21, M
    Sep 17, 2014

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