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    It's encouraging to know

    that some things will never change...still can't understand why the guy would want to block me??? Johndee85 57 mins ago: Hey you ok? Can I tell you a secret? Me 51 mins ago: God....really???? Sure.... nothing will surprise me today. Johndee85 51 mins ago: My girlfriend is out...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 5 Responses May 20, 2015

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    A man comes down for breakfast sees his wife

    drinking coffee and reading her paper, pouring him a cup of coffee he starts a conversation. .You know 20 years ago I had a crappy car, small cramped house, lot of debt, with little money, and a dead end job the only upside to that was I got to go to bed every night with a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses May 27, 2015

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    Finding humor in the realization

    that I'm laying in bed having a difficult day and I'm watching The Dark Ages on the history channel. Just...wow
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 7 Responses May 9, 2015

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man,

    went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 27, 2015

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    I am sitting in the front office

    for a bit and one of my coworkers walks by. He's nice enough and carries himself in a very confident, masculine, Y chromosome way. Suddenly he takes out his chapstick and dabs it on his lips....DABS...who does that?????? I think this visual will keep me giggling for the rest...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 7 Responses Oct 21, 2015

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    Sister Myotis discussing thong panties.

    ..sorry guys but she cracks me up! 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F Apr 4, 2015

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    For those who may not know,

    it is turkey hunting season in my state and hubs is feeding his addiction this morning. If you are not familiar with this particular type of hunting, this video pretty much nails it... Lord love a redneck!  
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 6 Responses Apr 24, 2015

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    CRACKED ME UP!!! It just dawned on my

    why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet...nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family, Helen Thelma, Lou, Clara... in fact, the only one married was Otis and he...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2015

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    thought Y'all might get a chuckle outta this

    https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jul 13, 2015

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 17, 2015

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    I laughed at this! Because I have experienced

    it.... But I wasn't the one with the headache. This can be perceived as a joke, but it's a way too common occurrence in relationships. When, someone you care about or love tells you that they have a headache way too many times, your initial response is of concern of your...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F Jul 25, 2015

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    What a day! My fam came by

    for lunch and a visit today. As soon as my niece hit the door she wanted to go meet and name our three chickens. Into the chicken pen she went and proceeded to chase each one down and when caught, pet and name them. Needless to say the hens were not very excited about this. We...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    Bill and Mandy get married,

    on their honeymoon they go to the world's fare, there Bill sees helicopter rides for 50 dollars. He says to Mandy" hey lets go for a ride." Mandy replies " no Bill 50 dollars is 50 dollars". Every year on their anniversary they return to the world's fare, and every year Bill...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 27, 2015

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2015

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 24, 2015

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    I had no idea just how badly I needed a good

    "grab my stomach and laugh until I cried" laugh... This just in from my private messages. Him: Hi Him: You have a nice figure ME: Thank you but it isn't mine I don't know why, but I am laughing hysterically over this...think it may be time for the hug myself jacket!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 5 Responses Jul 21, 2015

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    Cause of Death"Patient laid down the boogie

    and played that funky music til he died"
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response May 5, 2015

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    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning.

    ... To find a Tesco's had been built next to his home.... An unexpected item in the Baggins area !!!!!!!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M May 14, 2015

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    A woman decides to have a facelift

    for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 11 Responses May 27, 2015

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    I would like to introduce my EPeeps to Sister

    Myotis. Now, if you live in the south, you will know someone like this and they are the best cooks and huggers on the planet!!And...if she doesn't crack you up I need to rethink you being in my circle! ; )   
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2015

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 16-17, F May 18, 2014

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    I am in absolutely no way making any type of

    political statement with this...it's just funny has hell to me!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 17, 2015

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    Gma I thought of you

    when I saw this!!!TGIF my friend!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2015

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    I was flying for work

    and decided to park my vehicle and take a shuttle to the terminal. I was the only person on the bus and the driver struck up a conversation with me. He was probably in his 70's. This was his something to do job. A nice man he was talking about his 30 years in the military and...
    Recklessdarkdesires Recklessdarkdesires 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    This never dawned on me

    but it's absolutely true!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F May 13, 2015

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    Oh my word....apparently my world has been too

    serious for too long...I have a bad case of the giggles.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response May 22, 2015

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 4 Responses May 22, 2015

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2015

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    I wish I could apologize

    for my political incorrectness on this but I just can't do it....this just cracked me up!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 17, 2015

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    a guy named bob took a shower with bubbles !

    !!! guess what ? ................ bubbles is a man.
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F May 23, 2015

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    A gift for the grammar nazis.

    You're welcome. ; )
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 9 Responses Jul 27, 2015

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    I was perusing the EP questions

    and there was one by someone 18-21 years old about a crush they had "back in high school" OH MY WORD I FEEL OLD!!! I can barely remember back high school, let alone who a crush was.... Will someone please stop this ride...I am SO ready to get off!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 7 Responses May 11, 2015

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    posted aug 1 2014 I can only imagine what it must have been like for richard. Having to get up every day to go to high school with his pink barbie back pack with an its ok to be...
    richardisdesperate richardisdesperate 36-40 12 hrs ago

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    Well I work with a girl.we both do the same thing.auto body.she's an artist!She draws people! lots of women!some are really hot too!!!Lmao! Trust me please ?!They just look really...
    eddiesolds eddiesolds 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This is a true story about something that happend to me when I was 10 me my lil bro Tommy and two of my friends Sam and jack we were going to the water park my mom took us and...
    littledude54 littledude54 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [] Dumped someone [X] Been Fired [X] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An...
    DarthIncest DarthIncest 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I don't know why but I laugh at other peoples problems. When I over hear others trivial little things I laugh at it's meaningless. my friend was complaining how this one guy who...
    PearlyyJayy PearlyyJayy 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It started like four or five months ago. It was the beginning of the school year, so.. Every class had a Chemistry teacher, but we..I'm from Holland, so it can be diffrent from...
    KarmaIsABitchx KarmaIsABitchx 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    My "story" starts off like any other. I was very young when I felt "different". I was a little 'girl' who hated long hair, and loved boy clothes and shoes. I was never allowed to...
    ShadowThePsychoticShadow ShadowThePsychoticShadow 16-17, M 4 days ago

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