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    LOL

    *** is an ***. LOL...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 29, 2008

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    Texts between Tiffany

    and I. "Kelly wants to go ice skating tonight too. Want to?" "I'll look stupid!" "No, you won't. If you can roller skate, or rollerblade in your instance, you will be fine." "What does it consist of? Do I need high socks? Do fat people ice skate?" "You're so cute when you...
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    Hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDClZJLkCHg&sns=em. This video is soo funny. I came across it because a psychiatrist was so bothered by it. I thought it was funny by her talking so bad about the video she is actually making it viral.
    DESIRE326 DESIRE326 26-30, F Aug 24, 2012

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    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 2 Responses May 24

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    My Exam Paper!!

    First let me tell you about the subject and paper pattern since past 11 years. This suject is power system practice and design- offered in 4th year of engineering. 70 marks theory paper. Now, they always asked 21 mark numerical related to capacities of different equipment in...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1 22-25, F Dec 10, 2008

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    Apparently....

    .....genocide is the answer to third world debt, the cure for aids and everything else that is dragging the rest of the developed countries down..     hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F May 18

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    Well everyone is so happy

    that the weekend is near and Fridays just a couple hours away... Then I walk in and say to everyone I have no school my weekend is now :) that's right no school I get to be free a day earlier
    MerpR MerpR 16-17, F May 22

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    Hahah this is too cute.

    I love when he says, "Just give her a second."  
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F Feb 8

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    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 3 Responses May 31

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    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wide😂😂
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii 13-15, F May 18

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    This happened when I was in fifth grade. A couple minutes before we were called in from recess, I came across a ball, the type normally used for games like kickball (for those who...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    When I was eleven I went to boarding school, leaving my three year old stepsister, Molly, at home. I had always been short for my age, and she had been rather tall but she was 3 so...
    betsy92 betsy92 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    (X means haven't done) [ X ] Smoked A Cigarette [ X ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are/Been In Love [ ] Dumped someone [ X ] Been Fired [ ] Been In A...
    MLDHolmes MLDHolmes 13-15, M Jun 24

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    I loved how his uniquely black raven hair always shined with intensity. Not too thin, not too thick, just enough to get a good grasp in my hands. I've never had a teacher with such...
    LoveYouMisterA LoveYouMisterA 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    [ ] Smoked A Cigar [] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [] Been In A Fist Fight [X] Had A Crush On An Older Person [X...
    enchanthorizon enchanthorizon 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    I dread looking in mirrors. I hate what I see. I look hideous. I try to tell myself that I'm beautiful everyday to gain some confidence, but I always go back to feeling ugly. My...
    msladyt757 msladyt757 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Ok so my MM got distant outside of work. Ok that's fine whatever I have a life and I'm still gonna go out and have fun. So no calls or text. So he's all about his Harley now and...
    tc57 tc57 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    During school, I was bullied for many things such as being ugly, dorky, unpopular but most of all because of my weight. I was put down so much in school for being fat, even my so...
    BeautyOfSuffering BeautyOfSuffering 22-25, F Jul 11

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    Let’s be real here. Being stalked can be either fun or scary. It’s fun because you might feel like a celeb, and it’s scary when you might like “OMG who-is-this-person...
    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    36. Pushing the limits #2."Put these on. We're leaving in an hour."Isabel dropped the gear on the bed and went out."Where are we going?" I asked."We are going to train.""Daym! In...
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ Jun 26

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    For Father's Day i got a variety of nice gifts from my kids. Actually, the cards I have been getting this past year are so cool...lots of detailed handwritten notes and designs...
    RLB2 RLB2 41-45, M 5 Responses Jun 26

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    I at times may seem like a teenager who has no respect for anyone or anything. That is not true, I respect people that deserve it. I remember when I was 6 years old, we lived next...
    CaliforniaPsycho CaliforniaPsycho 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    [Read the first two parts before this to make sense! :)] He never talked to me for two weeks. No eye contact, no conversation, not even seeing him. Nothing. It's like his whole...
    EllaAfter EllaAfter 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    I bought this car from another kid in college. I bought it from him for 2 pills (oxy 20's) and a nug of weed (maybe 2 grams)... I forget exactly what it was, but it was a beat-to...
    milehighHeartbreak milehighHeartbreak 31-35, M Jun 28

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    This is going to sound like a completely made up story but here goes. And I obviously can't tell the entire story so it may include some rather large time jumps. So I was about...
    RWxo RWxo 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    † Jesus Speaks To Valeria of Matrimony and Divorce. The Poem of The Man†God Chapter 529 In a vision Maria Valtorta received from the Lord EP Link Valeria begins to speak...
    ForLove ForLove 46-50, M Jun 30

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    I've been called "Smiley" since I smile alot. I've been called "Silent Ninja" and "Ninja woman" because I'm quiet and I barely make a sound when I walk into work or into a room...
    texaschic35 texaschic35 31-35, F Jun 30

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    Happy summer everyone! I am now off school for the summer and excited for senior year next year! One more year of school and I can move out and my brothers can never hurt me again...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    So my boyfriend came over today. We were cuddling on my sofa and I realised that I didn't know where he was ticklish. I needed to find out immediatley. He was just lying there...
    britishgirl1234 britishgirl1234 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    She is the cruelest person I know. She is so nasty to my fathers kids. They were there before her. I wish she would gey over herself and realize this. She wouldn't let my father...
    bellynz bellynz 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 2 Responses Jul 4

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    Why does OCD have to corrupt our minds and make us do what it wants? When I was diagnosed I didn't know what it was, I didn't think it was a problem and didn't...
    Charliee4 Charliee4 16-17, F Jul 4

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    Hi again fellow married & lonely EP members, Well we are going to try it again. He (my husband) did not want to talk about last night. I did not press the issue. However, he was...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 11 Responses Jul 5

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    So at school I get laughed at because I am a virgin. I don't really understand what's so funny. I'm 15 and wayyyy too young for sex. I also have a fear if sex so I find it pathetic...
    ForeverLostPoet ForeverLostPoet 13-15, F 20 Responses Jul 5

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    My cousin and I are like best friends. We tell each other everything and only see each other on holidays. We are both 13 and have changed a lot since we were little. He's become...
    kh2467 kh2467 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    I'm defenitley plumping up...to well. the scale says ive gained 14 lbs so far this summer. I can defenitley feel those 14 lbs on my gut, butt and thighs. I plopped down on the...
    soupersam soupersam 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 6

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    This note will certainly offend many but somehow I need to make a point... 1) We now have several senators that have been elected with minimum number of votes cast for them...
    jiaberg jiaberg 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 9

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    Rose weight gain 7 With really hot weather and nothing to do but eating, Rose really packed on the pounds. She weight 164 pounds now, with her belly clearly showing now. Rose and...
    Gainingweight14 Gainingweight14 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    My story is of course about leaving behind love. However my story is pretty much the hardest thing I've ever done. I've turned to ep because I wanted to know what other people have...
    Gurl27 Gurl27 13-15, F Jul 12

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    She was a close friend. I knew her for a year and she seemed perfect. Really feminine, intelligent, soft-spoken and stunningly beautiful (at least in my eyes). I mustered my...
    JourneyOfLife JourneyOfLife 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 13

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    "Woah, you are a lot shorter than I remember you!" She said it with surprise, and didn't seem to reflect on her choice of words very much. I'd met her up at a bus stop just...
    Gearann Gearann 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    If I Had My Life to Live Over Again by Erma Bombeck. Erma Bombeck wrote this article,after she found out that she...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F Jul 14

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    Part 1. “I don’t want to be here any more.” The words I will never forget. What do you mean? “I mean I no longer want to live here…with you...with the kids. I’ve found...
    Spaneele Spaneele 51-55 a week ago