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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.ย  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    This would definitely be my version

    as well ! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‹
    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 2 Responses May 24

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    My Exam Paper!!

    First let me tell you about the subject and paper pattern since past 11 years. This suject is power system practice and design- offered in 4th year of engineering. 70 marks theory paper. Now, they always asked 21 mark numerical related to capacities of different equipment in...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1 22-25, F Dec 10, 2008

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    Apparently....

    .....genocide is the answer to third world debt, the cure for aids and everything else that is dragging the rest of the developed countries down..     hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M Oct 18

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F May 18

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    Well everyone is so happy

    that the weekend is near and Fridays just a couple hours away... Then I walk in and say to everyone I have no school my weekend is now :) that's right no school I get to be free a day earlier
    MerpR MerpR 16-17, F May 22

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    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M Sep 17

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    Hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDClZJLkCHg&sns=em. This video is soo funny. I came across it because a psychiatrist was so bothered by it. I thought it was funny by her talking so bad about the video she is actually making it viral.
    DESIRE326 DESIRE326 26-30, F Aug 24, 2012

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    Hahah this is too cute.

    I love when he says, "Just give her a second."  
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F Feb 8

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 3 Responses May 31

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    LOL

    *** is an ***. LOL...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 29, 2008

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    Texts between Tiffany

    and I. "Kelly wants to go ice skating tonight too. Want to?" "I'll look stupid!" "No, you won't. If you can roller skate, or rollerblade in your instance, you will be fine." "What does it consist of? Do I need high socks? Do fat people ice skate?" "You're so cute when you...
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wide๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii 13-15, F May 18

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    So this one time in sixth grade during class we were having a session of "popcorn" reading and during a moment of complete and utter silence I farted. A Mexican girl sitting across...
    braveone28 braveone28 26-30, F Nov 6

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    I Want to Know If You've Done Any of These Things [X] Smoked A Cigarette [X] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [X] Been...
    MFeisty MFeisty 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 25

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    My daughter Alexis was just being naughty, she was running round screaming with her cousin Kate, my brother told Kate off and she stopped but of course Alexis being Alexis she...
    mumsnineangels mumsnineangels 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 31

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    I didn't make this quiz by the way lol, I'm just taking it. [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Gender [x] Are / Been In Love [x ] Dumped...
    Contentio Contentio 18-21, M Nov 13

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    I figured i'd write this out of boredom and as a way to cope with everything. This would be a letter to my ex. Dear ex, When i first met you i would have never thought that you...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F a week ago

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    First of all, my english isnโ€™t very well, so Iโ€™m sorry in advance if you donโ€™t understand what iโ€™m talking about. It was the first tuesday since we went back to school, he...
    xeroxxxx xeroxxxx 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Some of the things I have done: [ x] Smoked A Cigarette [ x] Smoked A Cigar [ x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ x] Are / Been In Love [ x] Dumped someone [ x] Been Fired [ x...
    TamaraNakahara TamaraNakahara 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    If you just glance at the stories I've written here, you manage to take one thing away: I hate my mother. I don't even consider her my mother. More like an older woman who kept...
    Theworldisminenow Theworldisminenow 18-21, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I literally just woke up out of my sleep crying, angry, hurt and confused about this nightmare. The first part of my dream was kind of weird. I was with some guy who was famous...
    momofuno momofuno 26-30, F Oct 25

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    it was during a class not long ago we had a sub and the class was getting on my last nerve and even the teacher wasn't stopping them. So i ended up yelling at then to shut up right...
    Cheshirecupacat Cheshirecupacat 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    I have a neighbor and we tease each other. So much fun to be had. Our apartments are side by side and you can hear our individual shower(s) turn on in the others place. I'd...
    Lefty39 Lefty39 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 27

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    When I was a little girl I was usually always mad and stuff but when I grew older it was a complete different story of course I hated almost people bossing me around I also hated...
    BrokenBrittanyLovesDaniel BrokenBrittanyLovesDaniel 13-15, F Oct 30

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    Lol today I was trying to look for my bus and I was with my friend...she walk away (I didn't see/know she walked away)and I started talking to my self and then one of the bus...
    CantHelpThinking CantHelpThinking 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    My bae and I have talked on the phone 5 times in the last 2 days. He makes my heart melt. Today we laughed so much because he was trying to have bad grammar to impress me. He said...
    Photographer85 Photographer85 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 31

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    On my arm: I had a "fatty tumor" over my right triceps. Damn near the size of a marble. I had that removed and ANOTHER grew in the same place 2 years later. Before the second...
    Beaver318 Beaver318 41-45, M Nov 2

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    Here's another true story. After a near death experience I had ,I needed to have follow up treatments.I could not afford them at the time so I had to register for the free clinics...
    RafaReu RafaReu 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 3

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    I went to london in september,to meet my sister after a very long time.We didn't talk to each other for almost 6 years because of some family issues.I went to her house and she was...
    ishita004 ishita004 26-30, F 6 Responses Nov 3

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Two - Chapter Two "Yes, I'm fine." I felt a stinging sensation at the end of my lower lip. I raised my hand to dab at it and was quite shocked to see...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Nov 4

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    Talking with my best friend on the phone tonight, we laughed for 2 hours straight. I hadn't laughed like that in ages and it felt good. She's the one in this world who gets me, all...
    Indigolesbian70 Indigolesbian70 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 4

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    I've never really known what is wrong with my face, but I know that I am ugly. Because I am so ugly, I have no self-esteem and I feel useless and stupid lot of the time. We have a...
    Th4tgurl Th4tgurl 13-15, F Nov 5

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    A few weeks ago I got a job as a bar maid in a pub at the weekends while i'm at college. I get a lot of attention off men but there was one that had caught my eye. His name is...
    xoxoxoxx xoxoxoxx 18-21, F 15 Responses Nov 6

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    When I was a little kid, my dad was always in and out of my life. I was happy that he was in it and that he was with my mom....Untill he did things...he started pushing me around...
    Blank593 Blank593 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    It was a warm June night, the sun just a glimpse above the horizon, with a slight breeze, brushing lightly against my skin. I could feel my dark brown hair flowing with the...
    angellove19 angellove19 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 7

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    Hi, so i'm tired of liking this guy and i know it's kinda my fault but i think it's just because i'm scared 4 yrs ago i started going out with my ex boyfriend. at first i was...
    xoxsabrinaxox xoxsabrinaxox 16-17, F Nov 8

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    I got spanked last night at my birthday party. My birthday was on Thursday and I turned 14! My mom always likes to give me a birthday spanking just for fun but I told her I was...
    burntcrickboy burntcrickboy 13-15, M Nov 8

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    Several years ago, I began dressing up as a maid for 3 female friends. It was our own private game that began when we were in cosmetology school together. They each liked being a...
    eric2maid eric2maid 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 8

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