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I Laughed At This

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F May 18, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    Apparently....

    .....genocide is the answer to third world debt, the cure for aids and everything else that is dragging the rest of the developed countries down..     hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Hahah this is too cute.

    I love when he says, "Just give her a second."  
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F Feb 8, 2014

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    Hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDClZJLkCHg&sns=em. This video is soo funny. I came across it because a psychiatrist was so bothered by it. I thought it was funny by her talking so bad about the video she is actually making it viral.
    DESIRE326 DESIRE326 26-30, F Aug 24, 2012

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    My Exam Paper!!

    First let me tell you about the subject and paper pattern since past 11 years. This suject is power system practice and design- offered in 4th year of engineering. 70 marks theory paper. Now, they always asked 21 mark numerical related to capacities of different equipment in...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1 22-25, F Dec 10, 2008

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    LOL

    *** is an ***. LOL...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Sep 29, 2008

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    This would definitely be my version

    as well ! πŸ˜©πŸ˜‹
    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 1 Response May 24, 2014

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    Well everyone is so happy

    that the weekend is near and Fridays just a couple hours away... Then I walk in and say to everyone I have no school my weekend is now :) that's right no school I get to be free a day earlier
    MerpR MerpR 16-17, F May 22, 2014

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    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wideπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii 13-15, F May 18, 2014

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    Texts between Tiffany

    and I. "Kelly wants to go ice skating tonight too. Want to?" "I'll look stupid!" "No, you won't. If you can roller skate, or rollerblade in your instance, you will be fine." "What does it consist of? Do I need high socks? Do fat people ice skate?" "You're so cute when you...
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 10, 2014

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    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M Sep 17, 2014

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    JustIndifferent JustIndifferent 18-21, F 3 Responses May 31, 2014

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.Β  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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