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I Laughed At This

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    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 70+, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    Apparently....

    .....genocide is the answer to third world debt, the cure for aids and everything else that is dragging the rest of the developed countries down..     hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    LOL

    *** is an ***. LOL...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 29, 2008

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    Hahah this is too cute.

    I love when he says, "Just give her a second."  
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F Feb 8

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    My Exam Paper!!

    First let me tell you about the subject and paper pattern since past 11 years. This suject is power system practice and design- offered in 4th year of engineering. 70 marks theory paper. Now, they always asked 21 mark numerical related to capacities of different equipment in...
    tenderfoot1 tenderfoot1 22-25, F Dec 10, 2008

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    Texts between Tiffany

    and I. "Kelly wants to go ice skating tonight too. Want to?" "I'll look stupid!" "No, you won't. If you can roller skate, or rollerblade in your instance, you will be fine." "What does it consist of? Do I need high socks? Do fat people ice skate?" "You're so cute when you...
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Hilarious

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDClZJLkCHg&sns=em. This video is soo funny. I came across it because a psychiatrist was so bothered by it. I thought it was funny by her talking so bad about the video she is actually making it viral.
    DESIRE326 DESIRE326 26-30, F Aug 24, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I laughed at the worst possible time. I was 30 years old at the time and my in-laws were over for dinner and we were sitting on the couch watching TV and a commercial that I hadn...
    betweenthe10andthequeen betweenthe10andthequeen 56-60, M Mar 29

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    Epic!
    TrippingKitty TrippingKitty 22-25 Mar 29

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    It may seem odd to people to see and hear others laugh randomly out of the blue. I do not always do this but I do sometimes laugh out loud about something I remembered witnessing...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    i need a few laughs life kinda sucks lately
    bloodincubus bloodincubus 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    From my family , the people from my school , strangers , everyone .. That sucks ..
    Caity24 Caity24 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I try to be funny only to be laughed at! Which I don't mind if it's too funny to hold from laughing about. So flashback to high school, I was in line in the ladies room...
    leimomo leimomo 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    In third grade they laughed at me because I wore all black. I couldn't afford new clothes, these were given to me. In fourth grade they laughed at me because I never had anything...
    HeyItsKaylaMay HeyItsKaylaMay 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Hello! I'm sorry I haven't been on in a while. However, as an update, life's been good. My older brothers are still both away at university, and my cousin, who was living with me...
    Sylvielynn Sylvielynn 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Experience 17 President Reagan and the FBI In 1981, I called the FBI to tell them the Mayor of Glendora (CA) had threatened to kill President Reagan. The agent answering the phone...
    RiverBedView RiverBedView 56-60, M Mar 24

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    I was outside school for 2 seconds to send a text then go in. I turn my head and see Mr M enter school in his little red car! I laughed with Saphron so hard because he is quite...
    OzTheAnonymous OzTheAnonymous 13-15, F Apr 12

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    Well dad is at work :) Me and jake are home alone and I'm on dads iPad. The one I broke dad got a really nice case for it. Well... When Marcus finally let me go home jake locked me...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 4

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    It's been a while, hasn't it? The last time I posted, things between Mr. X and me were really, really bad. But, I'm happy to say things have greatly improved and we are closer...
    lolajourney lolajourney 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Sure, why not? OK, this looks fun! [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [X] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped someone [ ] Been Fired [ ] Been...
    QuietGirl93 QuietGirl93 18-21, F Mar 24

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    RANDOM THINGS I HAVE DONE: [x] Smoked A Cigarette [x] Smoked A Cigar [x] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are / Been In Love [x] Dumped someone [x] Been Fired [x] Been In A...
    CastDownChloe CastDownChloe 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I HATE BULLIES!!!! :( I Hate them I do!! They called me names! They tripped me up! They pinched They hurt They thought they were cool! They left me out They wouldn't let me play...
    Sandyshaw13 Sandyshaw13 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 2

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    It had been over four years since I’d stepped out on that branch him. I remember it well - I thought my footing was sure. I placed one foot there – it felt secure enough...
    LadyBronte LadyBronte 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    David, It's been a long time since I dreamed about you, I don't know why I just had a dream with you in it. It was weird, and I remember every part of it. It was terrifying. I don...
    DancingWithFire DancingWithFire 16-17, F Apr 9

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    I went to a gas station a while ago to get gas at about 8am. As my car was filling, the guy on the other side of the pump station got into his car and started his engine. He...
    misscoffee misscoffee 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    It happened when I was 14 - probably only me second time drinking out. It was a weekday and I had skipped class with my best friend, Alexis. We went to probably the most underrated...
    xxxrina xxxrina 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 24

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    I haven't personally, but my bestfriend did one time with a group of friends and one guy jumped into a glass table thinking that it was a pool, everyone just laughed at him, but...
    anovasiangel anovasiangel 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    We drove right past That no trespassing sign We sat on the tailgate And watched the planes take off We thought we had all night There was no need to rush That's when those cops...
    sherrianna sherrianna 18-21, F Mar 26

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    Hopeful Faith Chapter 3 (check my profile to start reading from the epilogue) The past few weeks have been a crowded week. Luna's friends have come to visit her at the hospital...
    butterfliesndut butterfliesndut 18-21, F Mar 27

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    There lived a leopard in a wood. It lived just like a leopard should. It slept by day and stalked by night. And pounced and scratched with killer bite. One day while in a hunting...
    Septisoul Septisoul 13-15, F Mar 30

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    I Have Predicted Future Events Part 1 I know this sounds unbelievable, but it's true. My life had been pretty weird. *June 1973, my last day at Sierra Vista High School (Baldwin...
    RiverBedView RiverBedView 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 31

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    14 years ago I brought home a trembling little black puppy. She was a little block head runt of the litter that belonged to an unsavory vendor I dealt with in a previous job. I...
    Lovefetishes Lovefetishes 46-50, M 5 Responses Apr 2

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    Truthfully, I am never mad. The only emotion I seem to feel other than happiness and love is sadness. For some reason, I have gotten a lot more callous and sad all the same. I...
    Kawiicatnipotaku Kawiicatnipotaku 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    ​We stand together and fall separately. Although we were interchangeable our actions were conflicting. Once upon a time the goal was to deceive them, but in return they deceived...
    theramengirl theramengirl 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Recently I told a story about me going into mud. Now recently I FINALLY could take my girlfriend into the mud. She knows about my love for boots and mus for quite a while now but I...
    Mudismypassion Mudismypassion 22-25, M Apr 7

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    I began my first relationship when I was 12. We were off and on ( mostly on ) for over 11 years. I spent more than half my life with him.. I got up at 5am for hockey practices and...
    AlynaBean AlynaBean 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 8

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Twenty-Seven In midspringtime, 1947, Bobby was four, Jimmy was two. I began to dream about having a Tochter...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Apr 8

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    All I remember from my early childhood is happiness. Although my parents were divorced, I only remember laughing, playing and exploring the world around me. My mum and dad were...
    marilynrose marilynrose 16-17, F Apr 10

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    IDUNA AND HER APPLES: HOW LOKI PUT THE GODS IN DANGER IN Asgard there was a garden, and in that garden there grew a tree, and on that tree there grew shining apples. Thou knowst...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M Apr 10

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    There was that girl I have met long ago. Well, not that long... but before I have met her, I never believed that something like love on first sigh exist. I mean isn't it funny to...
    TsukiyoChan TsukiyoChan 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    HOW BROCK BROUGHT JUDGMENT ON LOKI IT was then that Loki, with the wish of making the Æsir and the Vanir friendly to him once more, brought out the wonderful things he had gained...
    ThorsonOfEarthHammer ThorsonOfEarthHammer 26-30, M Apr 11

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    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29Fm-83FCvg Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro' You have no word Trip, trip to a dream dragon Hide your wings in a ghost tower Sails cackling...
    Ashishishe Ashishishe 31-35, M Apr 12

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    My mother literally just told me how much I suck at everything. She told me how ugly I am. She told me how dumb I am. She told me how unathletic I am. She told me how much of a...
    hayhayitskatayy hayhayitskatayy 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    the first day of class in my techdraw class, i wass sitting on a chair waiting for my friend to come. then a guy sat on my friend's place- he is so handsome and he's like 1 year...
    cesca09 cesca09 18-21 1 Response Apr 13

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