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I Laughed At This

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 16

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    Gma I thought of you

    when I saw this!!!TGIF my friend!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    Woman Got Jealous Over Her Ugly Boyfriend

    I'm a sales associate and cashier. I rang up stuff for this couple: a Black woman and a Native American man. When he saw me, he started flirting. I was disinterested. Not just because he was in a relationship, but because he looked chewed up.  As I rang up their things, he told...
    RitaRee RitaRee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2011

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    I would like to introduce my EPeeps to Sister

    Myotis. Now, if you live in the south, you will know someone like this and they are the best cooks and huggers on the planet!!And...if she doesn't crack you up I need to rethink you being in my circle! ; )   
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning.

    ... To find a Tesco's had been built next to his home.... An unexpected item in the Baggins area !!!!!!!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M May 14

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    a guy named bob took a shower with bubbles !

    !!! guess what ? ................ bubbles is a man.
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F May 23

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    JOKE

    A Conservative Councillor is at the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to eat her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The Councillor runs to the cage and hits the...
    mahler mahler 66-70, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2008

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    A gift for the grammar nazis.

    You're welcome. ; )
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 12 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am in absolutely no way making any type of

    political statement with this...it's just funny has hell to me!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    I was perusing the EP questions

    and there was one by someone 18-21 years old about a crush they had "back in high school" OH MY WORD I FEEL OLD!!! I can barely remember back high school, let alone who a crush was.... Will someone please stop this ride...I am SO ready to get off!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 11

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    I laughed at this! Because I have experienced

    it.... But I wasn't the one with the headache. This can be perceived as a joke, but it's a way too common occurrence in relationships. When, someone you care about or love tells you that they have a headache way too many times, your initial response is of concern of your...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    This never dawned on me

    but it's absolutely true!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F May 13

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    A woman decides to have a facelift

    for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses May 27

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man,

    went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 4 Responses May 27

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    Then I laughed even harder

    because it is SO true!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Mar 11

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    I wish I could apologize

    for my political incorrectness on this but I just can't do it....this just cracked me up!!!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses May 22

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    thought Y'all might get a chuckle outta this

    https://youtu.be/P4_Bxqp2tQU
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 13

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    Oh my word....apparently my world has been too

    serious for too long...I have a bad case of the giggles.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response May 22

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    Finding humor in the realization

    that I'm laying in bed having a difficult day and I'm watching The Dark Ages on the history channel. Just...wow
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses May 9

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    It's encouraging to know

    that some things will never change...still can't understand why the guy would want to block me??? Johndee85 57 mins ago: Hey you ok? Can I tell you a secret? Me 51 mins ago: God....really???? Sure.... nothing will surprise me today. Johndee85 51 mins ago: My girlfriend is out...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses May 20

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    CRACKED ME UP!!! It just dawned on my

    why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet...nobody was married. Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin family, Helen Thelma, Lou, Clara... in fact, the only one married was Otis and he...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 22

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    Bill and Mandy get married,

    on their honeymoon they go to the world's fare, there Bill sees helicopter rides for 50 dollars. He says to Mandy" hey lets go for a ride." Mandy replies " no Bill 50 dollars is 50 dollars". Every year on their anniversary they return to the world's fare, and every year Bill...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 5 Responses May 27

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    This is soooooo wwrrroooonnnggg!

    I accidentally fart in the car and they send me this :DROFL!!
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Cause of Death"Patient laid down the boogie

    and played that funky music til he died"
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    I had no idea just how badly I needed a good

    "grab my stomach and laugh until I cried" laugh... This just in from my private messages. Him: Hi Him: You have a nice figure ME: Thank you but it isn't mine I don't know why, but I am laughing hysterically over this...think it may be time for the hug myself jacket!
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 21

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    I need to post a happier story on here.

    . So I was walking down the road toward the music store. Then, someone comes up from behind me. He acted really serious and I thought he was a police officer. "Are you lost ma'me?" He asked me, frowning. I started backing up, not knowing what was going on. Did I break a law? Was...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 16-17, F May 18, 2014

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    A man comes down for breakfast sees his wife

    drinking coffee and reading her paper, pouring him a cup of coffee he starts a conversation. .You know 20 years ago I had a crappy car, small cramped house, lot of debt, with little money, and a dead end job the only upside to that was I got to go to bed every night with a...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 7 Responses May 27

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    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    The Other Guys Quote Will Ferrall: hey,

    I didn't know you could dance Mark Wahlburg: we use to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids, show them how queer they were ok?
    skipthechi skipthechi 26-30, M Mar 26

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    Look at the picture to see what I laughed at.

    Girls dedass say it's they first time but they mad wide😂😂
    lightskinmamii lightskinmamii 13-15, F May 18, 2014

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    Wise Sayings

    As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible, and we had the land. They said, " Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 30, 2013

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    Fake Ducks

    FAKE *****,FAKE DUCKS...YEP QUACKS...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 9, 2012

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 24

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    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Mar 13

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    For those who may not know,

    it is turkey hunting season in my state and hubs is feeding his addiction this morning. If you are not familiar with this particular type of hunting, this video pretty much nails it... Lord love a redneck!  
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 24

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    Sister Myotis discussing thong panties.

    ..sorry guys but she cracks me up! 
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F Apr 4

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    So, I was on a tiny plane yesterday, and in front of my mom, there was a woman reading 50 Shades Of Grey and she was reading the sex.ual parts! I was able to peek and see what she...
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    I am not a mother, but I do have a question... This morning I got a text from the woman I babysit for. She asked me last minute if I could watch her 3 kids while she went to the...
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    I'm not unintelligent. But one memory comes to mind to support the above statement. I'd just come back from university (a short course) after a big exam. I breezed through it in...
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    I think this is what makes the barrier for me trying to make connections with others. Recently, I just met someone who I believe is a beautiful soul. On my way to first meet him at...
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