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I Lay Facedown On the Wooden Floor Humping In My Underwear

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    I Like Humping The Floor, Too!

    I'm a woman, though. Actually I used to do it more when I was younger, but I still do it once in a while (like when I get all hot and bothered from reading all the nice kinky stuff on this site). For me, a rug feels good. I spread my legs way apart with my knees bent and sort...
    pppagain pppagain 51-55, F 2 Responses May 24, 2011

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    Facedown Humping

    I Lay facedown down on the new linoleum floor that was put in I tried this last week I was wearing my speedo I started rubbing my ***** against the new linoleum floor and for a while I was rubbing my ***** in my speedos and I heard a squeking noise while rubbing against it...
    Frankco Frankco 26-30, M Apr 15, 2009

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    I Grew Up Enjoying My Morning Erections By Rolling Over And Humping In My Wet And Squishy Poop Filled Night Diapers.

    i grew up learning to appreciate being diapered 24/7 by my mom. and although i was enjoying having her "milking" all of my erections. there was just something about waking up with a huge load of squishy poop all around my ****, that had it hard as a rock and throbbing for...
    AlanisAlicetoo AlanisAlicetoo 56-60, T Mar 27, 2011

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    Facedown Humping

    I Lay facedown down on the new linoleum floor that was put in I tried this last week I was wearing my speedo I started rubbing my ***** against the new linoleum floor and for a while I was rubbing my ***** in my speedos and I heard a squeking noise while rubbing against it...
    Frankco Frankco 26-30, M Apr 15, 2009

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    Lying Facedown Humping

    I Lay facedown down on the new linoleum floor that was put in I tried this last week I was wearing my speedo I started rubbing my ***** against the new linoleum floor and for a while I was rubbing my ***** in my speedos and I heard a squeking noise while rubbing against it...
    Frankco Frankco 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 15, 2009

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    Yes I do actually sleep with nothing but my underwear I like doing it because It makes me feel like a toddler in diapers at night I love sleeping with just in my underwear good...
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    RomanNZolanski16 RomanNZolanski16 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I will admit I am not all that fond if any clothes but can see their usefulness for warmth, protection and others' comfort in some social situations. I do not see the need for...
    xxxtop xxxtop 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I was sitting in a lounge waiting area at the college and this girl not fat but she is over weight came to sit down her pants were halfway down. Then when in math class this skinny...
    Jeremazing Jeremazing 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    I have always loved cartoon underwear. I like buying underwear with super heroes on them. I think they are fun and sexy.
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    This is so me. Not that I have any beef against the furniture (Well there was this one time...)...its just...well...what I like best is the floor, basket chairs, or those barstools...
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    Dantescircle Dantescircle 36-40, M Aug 30

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    pippalovespleats pippalovespleats 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    Other than make me miserable and constantly adjusting my package ... I refuse to ever wear underwear!
    GMCREALMAN69 GMCREALMAN69 56-60, M 5 Responses Aug 31

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    I spent my weekends and summers at the Y and I loved seeing the men in their underwear and their hairy bodies. I did not have a dad so I was not used to seeing men like that. I was...
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    I can't never wear underwear my pussie is just too wet to always go without and also I'm ten times more likely to want to play with it knowing I don't have panties on.
    sexcat1158 sexcat1158 26-30, F 11 Responses Sep 2

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    Never liked wearing underwear...over the years going from the whitie tighties, to boxer briefs, to boxers....felt better without them. I haven't worn any in over a month now...
    codeblue665 codeblue665 36-40, M Sep 5

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    As a guy I find it hard to get decent underwear so I obsess about them ahha. I don't like plain or boring ones too much lol like them to be a lil falsy as i'm usually quite the...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M Sep 7

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    Contrictive, rubbing I hate clothes and underwear especially. The next best decent public thing for public use in "Commando"
    Thesoutherner Thesoutherner 66-70, M Sep 14

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    I'm a 22 year old guy and I enjoy wearing little boy's undies. Men's underwear just seem so dull to me. I like that boy's undies have fun designs and are colorful :)
    NakeyMonkey101 NakeyMonkey101 22-25, M 5 Responses Sep 15

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    I haven't worn mens underwear in months.
    schumy schumy 31-35, M 9 Responses Sep 18

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    Just cant help it but love to see girls heels damaging floors. It has to be accidental and the girl in question has know idea what she is doing. Its even better when the heel tip...
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    I love laying around naked
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    I totally am laying here naked getting ready to go to sleep .
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    I want to lay my head on your chest again and listen to your heart. I miss doing that and feeling your warmth.
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    Maximum1397 Maximum1397 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    Who is wearing a thong right now ???
    kingjunior187 kingjunior187 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 31

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    Looking to maybe trade some undies. I wear mens small briefs.
    WetJay WetJay 18-21, M Aug 31

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    Looking to maybe trade some undies. I wear mens small briefs.
    WetJay WetJay 18-21, M Aug 31

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    Looking to maybe trade some undies. I wear mens small briefs.
    WetJay WetJay 18-21, M Aug 31

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    SexyBlonde777 SexyBlonde777 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 31

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